I’m so depressed I just started rewatching Burn Notice. I’m gonna tell the doctor this

I understand d feeling this way, but it's important to remember that American regimes did the Trail of Tears, other extended campaigns of Native genocide, Japanese internment, slavery, Jim Crow, etc etc. This evil is not new or abberant. It must always be fought

Coating yourself with pheromones before surgery so the surgeons feel a deeper subliminal urge to protect you

"your pussy's so tight" yeah i have anxiety

all of the jokes and jabs at how "ugly" conservative women are and attacking their looks comes off about as stupid and bigoted as claiming Tr*mp and P*tin are gay there are real harms these ppl do and say and u make fun of their botox filler? fucking unserious and tbh misogynistic

For every psy opp you need a psy friend

sending love to anyone struggling this time of year, for whatever reason. it’ll all be over in a week, just hang in there 💕

sometimes i think about making a vague post of bad opinions i see on here before remembering i can just log off and eat something instead

just gonna vibe thru it

solstice sunset

people saying The Odyssey looks inaccurate to the period are being really insensitive. you do know Homer was blind, right?

🐄

fake tooth suicide capsules in a range of flavors. teriyaki seppuku. “Fresh to death” cool mint. chive and onion

the best holiday tradition is scrambling my brain with reality tv for hours at a time

Jake Paul has been euthanized

Gentle weather advisory

it worked lol

me to me when im me

Blind Alley No. 400

migraine morning has me trying every remedy in the book. Sugar, caffeine, salt, fat.....just stop my head hurting

wake up and go apeshit

If you see them, salute your troops in green and orange

lesbian friday

6yo: if I were a cat I could teach my cat to speak English

this is for you

something tells me that the hypervigilance needed for a daily work deadline is not doing good things for my health

my cat's been sitting like this for nearly an hour watching the sunrise* (*birds/squirrels/etc)

being wide awake at 5am feels ominous. Realizing im not getting back to sleep is just plain evil

Sitting on the couch with a gun and blasting roaches

🥲🙃

hm 4am and i feel like i might be calling off today

i just want four walls and adobe slabs for my girls

house finch #birds

server keeps coming over to ask how the food is, bruh how long you been workin here? they aint give you a taste yet? 😂😂

it’ll either all be okay or i’ll die

good morning ☕

The first rule of humor is to try too hard and laugh at every one of your own jokes.

Smiling, eyes closed, drawn irresistibly to the warm blue glow and heavenly hum of gods own bug zapper

Friday TikTok thread lets go

Sealie lost and stuck is rescued

huh.

People may get mad at this take for being overly authoritarian but I think we need "woowoo stalin". We pasteurizing your milk, we vaxxing ur kids, your crystals are getting expropriated. Andrew Wakefield sent to Siberia. Etc etc

I like when the Iron Chef contestant chooses an opponent that doesn't match their specialty like it's Pokémon. Chinese is strong against French, of course you're gonna choose Sakai.

y'all mind if i scream