ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

people i follow frequently quote people i have blocked with irritated or disdainful comments. this ofc gives me an opportunity to feel superior, but mostly it’s just funny to see people complain about blank squares

A huge win for trans people in California: the state legislature passed five bills protecting our rights! Now it's time to call on Governor Gavin Newsom to sign them. Contact him before October 12th: transfamilysos.org/action-neede... #TransRights #TransYouth #TransCalifornia

the Hippocratic Oaf

lot of birds around here repeating themselves.

MTG and I are both “modern-day feminists.” it’s just one of the ways in which we are alike. people might be surprised!

drinking tea and not taking any guff about it.

antlers

i love anti-america

i’ve sent out an email appealing for funds for gaza, tied to my sister’s hunger strike. if you can/want to donate anything, please dm me with your email address and i’ll forward it to you. no amount to small

lol. h/t @jaubertmoniker.net . @doughenwood.bsky.social

going to pick up my farmshare 1) big suv going 50 in 30 zone almost hit me 2) big suv passed me on the right for going the speed limit behind 5 other cars going the speed limit 3) big suv stopped at green light, only lane, downtown, to let 2 jocks load their giant golf bags, missed light. #applefest

i keep having to unfollow political accounts for whining all the time. only i and my friends are permitted to whine in these trying times

i know there’s gonna be a massive crash but i feel like we can’t wait that long. likewise himself dropping dead of whatever’s wrong with him . in other words i’m tired and cranky

this is about the des moines school superintendent (born in guyana and picked up by ICE today)

the goal of the trump administration is to make sure everyone suffers as much as possible

New York Report:

things really started to look up after this. i was able to get my computer out and get my headphones working, then an hour later we stopped in Binghamton and a load of people got off and i got a double seat, now we’re finally on 79 looking at farminess, the yellow yellow leaves of home

bus crowded bluetooth headphones connected to computer computer in overhead compartment no way to unpair wo computer = pain

Indianapolis residents have shut down a proposed Google data center. The tech giant wanted to build a massive 500 acre facility, but people got organized and stopped them. The $1 billion data center would've used one million gallons of water a day. www.youtube.com/shorts/bhOHy...

having breakfast at this truly transcendent Mexican bakery in Sunnyside (queens) (i’ve been here at least a half dozen times). Highest recommendation though ofc wonderful eateries are all over nyc. also got a torta to eat on the bus to the dismay of my neighbors of course.

i truly think i have the worst table manners since the emergence of homo sapiens

how it feels

apocalypse meow

why are fireworks happening

So close

i love being in the library where i’m protected from information

my sister is starting a one-week hunger strike for gaza tomorrow

i need to take a vacation from my phone

having a g & t near times sq waiting for my friend so we can go to jersey to see other friends. i was a bit cross when i couldn’t get the bartender’s attention and i feel like i should be struck by lightning

shocking (not really) how much mae musk looks like the mom on succession

when i was a kid one of the things we sang in grade school music class was military songs. not just the battle hymn of the republic but things like the marines song (from the halls of montezuma) and “we are marching to pretoria.” shocking stuff for a liberal enclave

eating “smoked salmon candy” with my bagel

talking stuffed hedgehogs from a walmart in florida, a film performance (on location in brooklyn) for @lasers.bsky.social

on the subway, fighting like hell to not take tylenol

it’s cute when boys have dogs they call she and girls have dogs they call he. it shows a better world is possible

the party of fake-crying supermodels

i have a slight haddock

The Australian Broadcasting Company has a very funny option here: show Kimmel

just got an email from “confidence chorizo” in orlando florida

emily dickinson hiding with the cookbooks so no one can find her

a duck who’s grossed out by slimey things

over-toasted bagel, over-roasted coffee. other than that things are fine

moth owl 😊

cute lyrics

That's not what he said!!!

OC/DC