The Ferret Kiss- my take on Klimt featuring Gump and Monty

Before ordering I asked if they had Italian Ice since their menu says they have it. They confirmed they do have Italian Ice. My order came and it was sorbet. It’s a completely different dessert. When I expressed concern, they said that they just call sorbet italian ice. That is not how words work!!

I wish I was home with critters

growing out bangs sucks

rehousing geckos sure is in-tents

neighbors chicken visited my yard

in a meeting at work and everyone was talking about alphas and betas, discussing how everyone will be fighting over the best alphas. my broken brain could only think “what about the omegas” OwO

little guy was so hungry (this is a blurry pic of Richard Pincher the scorpion eating a dubia roach)

tigers blood needs to be a more popular flavor in the north east!!!

Taking a shit at #Target and leaving without buying anything because that's all it's good for. Happy #Pride!

This fat jerk got stressed and peed all over the couch, footstool, and floor. It was really stinky but he’s cute and gets a pass for his poor behavior

so big

If by 2030 the internet isn’t 1 percent redditors, 1 percent hot people posting selfies, and 98 percent ai i’m gonna be so mad

I don’t care if she’s a narc, i love Brew so much

too sleepy! i want to be home with critters dude is kinda cute and nel is very unique

drastically different a moods were going on in the ferret room. look how poofy that tail is!

wife got me flowers so i tried doing the tape grid arrangement technique for the first time! 💕

this guy was so polite

Yoda sold me shrooms that cured my ibs. Trip sucked tho i just saw spiders

got this cute pyrex themed hair clip

naps are the best thing in the entire world

don’t know how fursuiters survive at pride it’s always a billion degrees

not my best shirt but i like it. nothing will ever beat my first diy pride shirt of rainbow ACAB

i love making everyone in the office look at pictures of critters. I don’t care what your title is, you are looking at a critter

Little bird hit my office window and now needs to recuperate. Hopefully he perks up enough to be released into the park. if anyone knows what it is, let me know. (I called rehabber and no one answered so doing my best)

candyKorn

a yard goat

the number of people who yell at me from their car window because I assert my right-of-way on a clearly marked sidewalk with multiple signs is ridiculous. Multiple times a week and I don’t even flip anyone off, just glare and point at the sign

precious baby gump ❤️

My poor little chicken, Artemis, the second of mine to die from ovarian cancer 😭

It is unfair how cute these guys are

reading the book club book for this month…this note doesn’t bode well for the story getting better

Was an elf today

me right now

chewy doesn’t consider chickens to be real pets and won’t give medicine for them 😭

very important discovery…

i love being pedantic about gargoyle vs grotesque

critters

my grandbabies!!

I hate UPS, what is the point of digital pre-sign option if they still won’t leave it without a physical signature

I know I’ve whined about this a lot but it is insane to me that I work on the c suite floor and have to deal with pee all over the toilet seats/floor. It’s disgusting

dug up the toad to check on him…he still hates me. Like sorry for trying to give you food after six months of hiding for now reason

found a stash while working in the garden

This creature is too cute

Omg I’m gonna be a grandma. Our vinegaroon, Tammy, has an unexpected egg sack

i got to hold a tegu!!!

the book club book this month is a depressing nonfiction and i’m very much not in the mood for it. I want fun escapism!