All the 70s heads know about green goddess dressing

Shuffling through wet grass is like a carwash for your crocs

Sometimes u go to sleep at 930 pm and wake up at 4 am. Just the way the cookie crumbles

“Game dev is like painting and the canvas grows larger with every brushstroke”- the wise game dev

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Game dev project for funsies

Real gum heads know that sometimes its a power chew kinda day. Big wad style.

My group chat has doja cat and Poseidon and darth maul and shaq in it but u guys cant join it’s just for us

If by 2030 the internet isn’t 1 percent redditors, 1 percent hot people posting selfies, and 98 percent ai i’m gonna be so mad

Surfing ducks

One if the earliest memories i still remember is my grandpa bringing me to the dump where he was friends with the guys there and we went into this room that overlooked a compactor and i got to watch the trash get crushed. It was so cool

It was pirate day in milford and a bit i made up is if u walked up to any vaguely alt styled man and pretended to think they were one of the pirate actors. Like a guy with gauges and a tattoo or something

Yoda sold me shrooms that cured my ibs. Trip sucked tho i just saw spiders

This guy has w rizz

Remember the bfg? Im a bfg now too… a bedridden fat guy

I took a single hit off yodas blunt and i went ghost white and puked on my shoes. Whats that little guy even on????

One time in high school i put a whole roll of bubble tape in my mouth and went to class and chewed it and it was so loud the teacher stopped in the middle of talking to yell at me and make me spit it out

This pokemon is fucking disgusting

Building my lil pokemon town

Pokopia guy runs like naruto

They should add an epic based ai to this site

Hate when i think i’m getting code red and then later realize i got tropical citrus punch

Never knew i liked the ace combat games. Been emulating a bunch of them starting at the psx ones. Just bought 7 on switch. New one out this year

Played too many retro games and got nostalgia sickness

A mans depression typically boils down to one thing: not enough time playing on the computer

Bought a totinos party pizza, mtn dew voltage, rolling papers, and a new vape and i’m working on my discord bot

Stabbed myself in the finger with a butter knife trying to get the plastic ring off a ben and jerrys

Was playing helldivers with the boys and a rando joined so later in the mission i felled him with my blade and he got in the chat and said “killing your own team is crazy” “tuckster is the worst player i’ve ever seen” it was so rude and false too.

Looking at bluesky and you see a post that starts with “big beautiful” you may start to rub your hands together and say “come to papa” but these days you’ll keep reading and it’l be about some stupid bill??? Careful scrolling out there!

That feel when ur out of weed but u find an old bag in a pocket! 😎

Born to dilly dally forced to delete this app if i see that stupid picture again

Today i sent someone a picture of a bunny the sized of a tennis ball and the response was “thats not a baby”. Just say awww wtf kinda reply is that? “Well actually” ok go google baby bunny it’s all pics of them like that not the weird newborns. Some people i swear

First ever fried rice attempt came out pretty good

You know what i shorten Bluesky to?…. Yeah. I shorten it to BS!!!

My cool uncle toy train mission was a success. But that train is not musical. It just makes choo choo sounds. Called it musical on the box and had little music note graphics

Sometimes an elios pizza is all you need

Been playing old school runescape this week. More games should have fireworks when you level up a skill

Got that as change the other week. That’s a poop dollar

Fuck

You nerds ever hear of grey dog software? Some really cool text based sports management sims on there.

Invented spreading peanut butter on a cookie

Poo poo

Inzoi has good graphics but zero soul and i think life sim games make me sad just like life does. Refund!

Boooooooo

I like food and computer games

Steam city builder and colony sim fest!? Now that’s my kind of fest

Spicy cheese its, hot fries, whats the third thing?

Everyone is always pooin

Pooin