The local NPRs student reporters are terrible, terrible interviewers, and they have horrible voices

welcome to my plush autumnal grove

#birdbot

Fishing an old boot out of the lake #garbageclassics

intact fish skeleton #garbageclassics

Christopher Wood ~ 1901 - 1930 The Cove - 1926 Oil on canvas.

Me: *playing on my phone* Boss (very elderly): hello Kyle! Me: what now.. Boss: I was wondering.. Me: *growls..* get back.. Boss: if you'd do some work today? Me: *covering one eye and snarling* i told you.. Boss: well we Me: get AWAY *blows him into giblets with an uncontrollable energy blast*

up in a tree again

Aaron's joke of the day: Q: what do you call an intractable entanglement in the irrigation hoses of a squash farmer? See answer below

So much appreciation for the Canadian government employees who poured this much love into soil survey art. Thanks @geodermatologist.bsky.social for pointing me towards this goldmine!

For lunch today I packed whole wheat berries, beets, and a can of sardines

the way younger zoomers talk about covid as some kind of originary traumatic event that gave birth to their right-wing views is identical to and just as coherent as gen exers describing the experience of being "latchkey kids"

All of you are neighbors in my mind apartment

sometimes the stupid video memories my phone makes for me are actually brilliant

let me touch the money

evening bird report: 30-odd chimney swifts, twittering 1 Canada geese, honking

Does anyone have good ideas for what to do the 15 weeks of planned unemployment I have coming up?

Current* conditions near Gary, IN:

Great Shearwater (Ardenna gravis) Family Procellariidae (Petrels, Shearwaters, and Diving Petrels) IUCN status: Least Concern

Shall we?

driver nearly T-boned the work trailer at a 4 way intersection and then had the gall to lay on the horn lol

once more

Can you guys quit horse assing around for one minute and help me with these sticks

Boss left worksite to get something, with enough time to do a second bout of work before lunch, but now he's running late... guys, we just might do it

#birdbot

When I was a boy, people didn't go about in their pajamas. They went about in perfect dignity, averting their gazes from one another as the rain lashed them for hours and hours.

i don't want to be rude but it seems like a lot more than just his shoulders are azure

(Circles only post) small verklempt women keep taking control of my emotional life

Just took such an amazing crap at work and it took me like 10 minutes

paleoart landscape

Accidentally slightly oversalted the red bean paste filling for buns and its really tasty lol. The meat flavor comes out

the mysterious and the mundane

Iceland Gull (Larus glaucoides) Family Laridae (Skimmers, Noddies, Terns, and Gulls) IUCN status: Least Concern

let's hang out

new hair

men will not stop slurping, and if we're being honest, gurping, on their vapes

Current* conditions near Kenosha, WI:

Happy Friday.

remembering this today

I was chatting with a cool new oomf and then they deactivated for no reason :/

I'm getting a haircut tomorrow and I just remembered I'm scared of haircuts

favorite residential and park trees -any non-cultivar white oak -tulip tree -most tall magnolias -catalpa -hickory + pecan -dogwoods (if properly shaded) -beech -hazelnut

doing bulgarian squit splats

Current* conditions near St Joseph, MI:

does anyone remember this guy

if you invented "peter out" today people wouldn't buy it at all. they would not be saying that as a phrase

this one is so awesome theyre all like chudjaks

Going up 75 feet in the air in the boom at work so I can work on my poems without any distractions