people dont throw darts at a dartboard with a picture of their enemy on it anymore

Looking at a green pond thick with watermilfoil and being overwhemled with a desire for spanakopita

amanda (exasperatedly squirting soap bubbles all over her own hands) ugh i cant believe this. this is unbearable

this is true it does make the food taste better

Saw something so ridiculously and pathetically stupid it’s not even worth tweeting about

pokemon passion & sensuality

The new 2026 Toyota Delight "its a delight to drive"

new birds today - scaly-breasted munia we saw a little group of them in echo park. also there was a coot which kept charging at pigeons and biting them lol

new birds lately: - phainopepla :D - heerman's gull

i was taking the train in los angeles today and the cops boarded my car to run a try not to laugh checkpoint. they made silly faces at everyone and detained anyone who smiled or giggled

new birds today and the last few days: - Black-chinned Hummingbird - Gambel's Quail - California Scrub Jay - Wrentit - Rufous-crowned Sparrow

if you don't want people who have spent $600 on harry potter funko pops in your movement, you're not serious about making revolution.

dare her to drink the canal water?

new birds today and yesterday! - Greater Roadrunner - Northern Mockingbird - Plumbeous Vireo - Western Wood Pewee - Western Tanager - Stellars Jay - Grace's Warbler - Black-throated Gray Warbler - Ladder-backed Woodpecker

new birds today & yesterday: - White-winged Dove - Western Kingbird - Mississippi Kite pretty sure i also saw snowy egrets and a scissor-tailed flycatcher too but just had glimpses at those from the car

excited to make your acquaintance soon sir

I wish I still had my super enhanced taste and smell from the concussion. That was such a delightful 24 hours. They gave me a taste of joy and then took it away

really dislike it when my security credentials are challenged. and by an officer of the guard who, in ordinary years, would be turning over his parent's potato patch and sneaking off to skip stones on the creek, the golden light filtering through the branches...

Fritillaria imperialis April 2026 Elevation 2600m Fars, Iran #Liliaceae #Fritillaria

back home with my mom for a week in chicago i saw kolacky in the grocery store and smiled and smiled

Susan Kare's 1989 wallpaper for Microsoft?

Every town in America should be renamed to "Pancrustacea" or "Every Dog Has His Day"

Here’s how I made it 🌞

The hoatzin (Opisthocomus hoazin) is a tropical bird found in the Amazon basin and the Orinoco Basin in South America. It is the only extant species in the family Opisthocomidae. A folivore, the hoatzin eats the leaves of the plants that grow in its marshy and riverine habitat.

enormous fan of the tiger’s floating tiger shadow

i wish i could solve harpers cryptic crossword puzzles in my sleep but i keep getting distracted by glossy and glittering proprioceptive hand eye coordination dream sensations (not sexual)

advith where is the wine opener

They might put your picture on here soon. If you don't shape up.

yellow breasted chat gpt

splash upon my spuddle

For #FossilFriday, an ichnological 2-for-1 deal: Eocene (~50+ mya) shorebird tracks with bonus invertebrate trails (Cochlichnus), either made by nematode worms or insect (dipteran) larvae; little "craters" may be gas-bubble escape structures. From the Green River Formation, Utah. 🧪🐦🐾

The worker of the district snorting in the stinky grass Answer'd the lovely maid, and said: I drive a watry truck, And it is very big, and loves to stall in lowly ruts; So strong, the gilded butterfly scarce perches near my intake.

I have a mole on the side of my foot and I feel like it's lighter and smaller than it was when I was a kid. Suppose it's wearing down

new birds today: - Yellow-breasted Chat - Blackpoll Warbler bonuses: got a really good look at a wilsons warbler, a northern waterthrush, and some carolina wren fledglings

I figured it out. It was saying "We are two yellow breasted chats hiding in the scrub making a crazy racket"

New birds today :D - Bay-breasted Warbler - Wild Turkey !! - Canada Warbler

getting cold feet because of this

I have to terrorize these goslings for work

New birds today! -Yellow-Billed Cuckoo -Yellow-bellied Flycatcher -Summer Tanager

I can't tell what this bird is saying

it's impossible to not wake up at 5am

i was in Chicago for like 2 hours and i saw some gulls and felt peaceful

at the living room record store on sunday

it got put up for auction and no one told me so now some ingrate is going to get all of my other snail shells that i left in the side doors

I watched a couple of fledgling bluebirds get flying lessons today :)

thinking about the golden bird that changed my life long ago

far side comic of caveman wearing carhartt jacket