found this knife in the mulch outside the Starbucks where my brother got a $25 drink with 8 shots of espresso and 60 grams of protein in it

absence is presence! nothing is something

having “something to lose” and then “losing it” leaves a kind of nothing that is entirely different than the nothing that preceded having “something to lose.” this is the substance of loss

when the church you married in burned down

veshels

For a special treat this Christmas I'm giving you a thick cheroot from my tobacco sack - you will smoke it in one sitting where I can see you

watching me polish my gifts

If you strike me down I will become chill asf

the infinite chickadee

jewelry for the everlasting orangutan who wears the ornaments momentarily as novelty allows before the rings and bracelets and chains and buckles are chewed on and discarded and litter the environment long after I’m dead and the orangutan remains sometimes musing over my everlasting effort

bloody grandson reporting in with the bowls

everywood isdifferent and the smell and texture of the material will refresh memories of the last project that I rendered from it — oregon myrtlewood I haven’t touched since the cowboys piece in 2021 but I enjoy this material it has an close, cloying odor and a tight grain that cleaves easy

I am pleased to report that kentucky coffeewood produces a candy pink dust and it is all over me

person whos foremost character trait is Storytelling. their tics are tailored towards making shortform video content where they story-tell. their life is made of amazing stories. and when you talk to them in real life you take persisent damage

thought maybe some acid would help with the compulsive crying did I

it is time to dance

goat with bell also unfinished

spent the last twenty or so hours of my life getting this together but left my silver chains at home so I ran with these stainless ones I’ve got and I cannot stand the difference in tones so this one will not launch this Christmas but we’ll get them on another occasion

SUCCESS

morphing into a five foot carp and flopping in the rain, in the muck

eight dollar hot dog in bed

my baby, my baby.. you're my baby, say it to me..

lightly on my hooves knocking not a single thing over standing parallel to your couch

let a gentle horse come inside

there’s so many types of horse to be

sometimes I wonder what it would be like to save my legs for the biggest dance. but that’s how losers think. I will dance on inflamed nubs a dozen dozen hours, dance ten thousand before all open country evaporates and a horse like myself can no longer run free and wild and sweating foaming lather

drooled a great deal into my armpit and I woke up and it was sopping and reeking

took the day off to work on christmas presents you don’t grind like me

If you struggle with "small talk", just remember that "small" is in the name! Find something small near you, perhaps an ant, and narrate its actions, discuss its plans and motivations. Social success will follow.

I am here for you, in ways both encouraging and terrifying

pound cake day and I don’t even want it

that owl would fit nicely in a waffle cone and approximate the contour of a scoop of ice cream. face pressed to glass freezer window. addressing an ornithologist in a pinstripe paper hat. I’ll have a double of barred owl please

today some guys delivered a 4000+ pound granite statue base in a truck that had a crane on it and I had them back into a warehouse and was like “I can get the forklift, but…you have that neat crane…that I’m sure you like to use and are so good at lifting with” and the guy goes 😎🫳

We all got that one homie who sees the bright red hue of a Santa outfit and gets whipped into an absolute frenzy, barrelling and crashing into everything around them

For #NationalMonkeyDay 🐒: There are a lot of cute #monkeys in #JapaneseArt but this one may be the cutest 🥰 Kanō Sansetsu (Japan,1589-1651） 猿猴図（えんこうず) Monkey Figure (Enkozu), 17th c. Ink on scroll Tokyo National Museum commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pa...

okay have a good day. talk soon I hope

SO FADED IM ON ONE. BANG BANG

silver and mokume gane

small adornment for the nose, the face to bridge the gap between two nostril studs

super saiyan screaming in the smooth concrete bathroom that im normal

🐌 Recreatio mentis et oculi in observatione animalium testaceorum: Romae: Ex typographia Varesii, 1684. [Source]

eating and drinking and riding a bicycle in the lowes

it’s love