Making a worldbuilding wiki and trying to actually work out the Saturnian papal conclave. This, to me, is peak creative exercising.

Moloch Labe

Getting ragebaited by 1 falsehood in an otherwise innocuous statement is my favorite thing to do

I want to be Woke Rod Dreher under İmamoğlu’s Türkiye minus his divorcee arc

I think the FT figured out my browser’s ad block extensions. Can’t even get to the front page anymore, just stuck on a permanent verification page. Die

As Sun Tsu wisely said, “Concede defeat before the battle has begun.”

Best talk page I’ve witnessed to date

The Perverter Assyriologist

So many zoomers wearing jeans at the gym. What is wrong with you. Plus it’s like almost 80° out

Debuting my character The Political Anesthesiologist as CNN’s latest polling analyst

Any good poems written in the last 15 seconds?

Went to an NBA game today and it was fun but also games should only be 35 minutes long. No need to drag it on lil bro game’s been settled since minute 5

4 for 1

Kill Jester

It must be awesome to be an insurance adjuster right now. Imagine the water cooler convos

We can just make new shipping lanes by turning that kevin rogan (canceled) map of the flooded midwest usa into reality

Ever since I saw this post I can’t stop thinking about “Orbman” in my head. The infamous chud Orbman. Capture the Orbman and return him to his orb. The Orbman Empire.

This stuff is 1000000x worse than the tats btw

Yessssssss

My new job is awesome but I hate how penis inspection day is quarterly instead of the last place I worked where it was just annually

Prion afflicted

As a man from Connecticut

My name is John Earth but you can call me by my mission code name: Disease Vector

Virus inspector

Can we please revive the Frightener next time, he’s so much more cool about everything and I’m sick of having to deal with the Sage Hermit complaining about the fact that we’re using spells from the Evil Incantation chapter instead of the Good Incantation chapter

Initiate the Dark Sequence

No offense but if this is all it takes for you you’re a rube

The Noem thing is classic News

If they don’t bring him back up I’m done with this franchise

Andy Weird. Zing!

The dentist let me keep the mold of my teeth they made 🤩

This Japanese soldier hiding on an island for 30 years has been clapping for carers the old fashioned way.

Finally getting around to KOTOR

If you didn’t think Same Place The Fly Got Smashed was GBV’s best album at 24 you had no heart. If you don’t think Propeller is their best at 27 you have no brain.

Drumpf literally ruined my life btw

My glorious chud life free of horror

Mr. Mamdani, when did you stop QRTing your wife?

Happy to announce my failed run for County Assessor on the Board of Review

grateful to the fluent blandness of current ai generated text allowing me to reframe my malapropisms, redundancies, go-to cliches, awkward sentence structures etc as vital personal eccentricities, and possibly even acts of resistance

Print the Trillion Dollar Coin. Now!!

My car’s VIN is awesome it’s almost like a second identity for me that I see myself reflected when I look at it

Why is Mamdani not proposing a 100% cut to the NYPD to solve the budget gap? Is he fucking stupid?

Jean-Luc Mélenchon if you can hear us, Jean-Luc Mélenchon please save me

The Frank Church Fan Club meets on Wednesdays now. 7-8pm at the bowling alley per usual

Oh my god some of the things my students write are completely incomprehensible. Good job for not using AI though I guess

Google search dhs shitfown affect on airplanes

What if you woke up and found out that somebody blogged about you

The companies have launched a pilot program in Atlanta, where “during the rare event a vehicle door is left ajar, preventing the car from departing, nearby Dashers are notified, allowing Waymo to get its vehicles back on the road quickly.”

It’s really astounding and shocking how embarrassingly much I was obsessed with the book Ender’s Game when I was a young child. Wait actually it’s not shocking