i did it!

if i have to leave bluesky it's over for me. i don't think yall realize how chronically offline i was before i joined bluesky in november of last year lol

yall are out here arguing with the ceo of bluesky, im out here arguing with myself

i deserve a blue check mark next to my name for being so cool

not me being the embodiment of a medieval person with a biphasic sleep schedule, waking up just to make myself a simple soup (i’m a peasant)

it’s that time of year!

just came out to my mom as being. not of the gender. they/them. she said "GOOD GOD! i love you ♥️" so i think that's a win?

was wondering why my stomach hurt all day, turns out i'm bleeding out of my secret cooch pocket so that's great news

asking someone "can we circle back around to this" and then just repeating that each time we in fact, circle back around

the job market is designed in a way that makes it hard on autistic people but they didn’t know i’m that bitch and i’ll growl and bite my way to get what i want

I CANNOT SLEEP

ngl.link never made any sense to me because you either nut up and send your messages to me non-anonymous or you get out of my squirrel town, its up to you

i used to want to be a stand up comedian but i'm afraid the moment i got on stage i'd be shivering and piss myself like a nervous chihuahua

yall should all look at some tits sometime (the bird species)

i'm looking at birds right now like an autistic little freak and keep having this reaction every time i come across a new cool bird i've never seen

i feel like at any given moment if i tried to do a backflip i’d break my neck

hallmark movie but it’s about someone meeting the love of their life on bluesky

whenever i hear a train outside i kinda wanna go out and see wassup

just opened up steam and read the "autumn sale" banner as "autism sale" and was like hell yeah sign me up

i walk around my house like this when it’s bed time

what can i say, i own a lot of joven

they've already completed my background check, treating me like a hot commodity prized hog about to go to slaughter

im so confused on how i woke up at the ass crack of dawn 8am, interviewed for a job, got a job, and now im just sitting here waiting for the next ass crack of dawn

this is the job that i wanted and i am glad that i got it. it's also only monday through thursday which is much more manageable as someone with autism and chronic illness. i also get health benefits through the recruitment agency (big win). so epic. this is cool

guess who just got an offer?

my job interview went really really really well and i'm a beast

this ain’t no hobbit house

i have a job interview tomorrow at the bright ass crack dawn early morning (not sure if i used that phrase right) and i'm so nervous my pits are sweating like a faulty soft drink machine

i can't help but use the word "cunty" when explaining myself i'm sorry

first they got the british and now they're coming for the ohioans with this age assurance thing? ridiculous!

just realized someone's casting rennala's full moon in conan o'brien's background

swimming was fun! it was very nice out, i would have swam more but i forgot sunscreen

showing up at the vet office and asking if i can be spayed

using my dyson vacuum as a weapon on my neighbors

listening to the most unhinged music 30 minutes after waking up at 12pm

[me to the rain] your hot sorcery piss can’t hurt us in here, be gone devil!

gonna buy a labubu just to wipe my tears with

a 500mg tylenol and whiskey sour (double) would fix me right now

if i told yall my interview got canceled because they decided to go with someone else through another recruiter would you believe me

i now has 3 job interview wtf

i do not have insomnia

philosophical question: what counts as a seat to you?

of course the day i have a job interview i can’t sleep

i has 2 job interview

no one knows that i’m half way through finished with my zine

im creating a zine soon. for free. lots of pointless info and an art or two or three. maybe more.

im kind of like a mouse just slowly nibbling on a pack of saltines in bed

i will never forgive 10 year old me for saying i wanted to be a police officer when i grow up

good morning