Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.

Monster insecurities.

At noon today, Eastern time, women across America will cover their drinks for one minute in memorandum of Scott Adams.

I feel like if ICE is gonna go door to door and demand peoples' "papers", someone is *absolutely* going to pop one of those Gestapo wannabe goons in self defence, and what happens in the immediate 24 hours after that will be one of the most important times of our collective lives.

Immigration officers received a "legal refresher" reminding them that personal insults and rude gestures are legal, per documents leaked to me: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/immigratio...

CONGRATS, TEXANS!

ATTENTION EVERYONE! 🚨 WE HAVE TOMAHAWK CHAINSAW PARRIES IN RE9! 🪓 I REPEAT. LEON CAN STILL CHAINSAW PARRY IN RE9!

Working on some new merch ideas...

screenshots of the startmap I built for qbj3 or Quake Brutalist Jam III some fancy bits in here will be in the coming update, like the paintings and plaques

*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it

Dang the jeopardy guy is based

Me clicking on a restaurant website: I wonder when they're open and what they serve Restaurant website: O U R M I S S I O N

ICE killed an unarmed mom and the administration's response was to drag her corpse through the mud by calling her a terrorist

WHY NOT JUST DRAW IT YOURSELVES THEN DUMB FUCK

DHS/ICE shooting American citizens to keep American citizens safe is the new "It became necessary to destroy the town to save it."

Hey so when are we gonna shut down Twitter permanently and arrest and imprison Elon for life for selling a child porn machine

For those keeping score, Bellingcat, The New York Times Visual Investigation Team, & Washington Post's Visual Forensic team have all published analysis showing the ICE shooter wasn't in the path of Renee Nicole Good’s vehicle when he shot her, contradicting statements by the President & his cronies

Leg Day with Sophie and Madison Just demon things.

WOLFENSTEIN 3 CONFIRMED IN DEVELOPMENT WE ARE SO BACK

Fuck suit dummies, fuck all of the old wood in here, fuck the moon, fuck squirrels, fuck me, fuck you, fuck everything

So ICE is now openly murdering civilians in broad daylight, for everyone to see. ... Do we all need to get strapped?

I belong to a generation whose collective sexuality was thrown into chaos by the cast of The Mummy, and that of course includes Rachel Weisz, so this tracks.

That is clearly a list of women who have rejected you, but ok buddy whatever you say

ah yes, magic's time honored tradition of going "hey we just received one of the best arts we've ever received, do we have any bulk commons that need artwork??"

Who let that gonk Dennis Reynolds in Night City

The thing you jokers are calling "ideological purity testing" is the same thing textbooks call "minimum ethical standards."

A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.

Expressing affection can be challenging sometimes, but it's always appreciated. 💖 💛

I can't believe that piece of shit is back after being so much of a pedophile he was kicked out of his own country for it iykyk

stanced UP

I love being called stupid and fat by the international community whenever the oligarchs that actively ruin my fucking country get our government to do something 99.9% of us don't approve of and have no control over whatsoever on an individual basis Get new material

Mephistophel-deez nuts

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

cover I made for the tactical maid cafe artbook titled Elegance Under Fire which we sold at the most recent Comiket in Japan!

Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.

I want one of those enormous vacuum thermoses so I can walk around drinking hot soup all day like it's water

> “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. > "So do I," said Gandalf, "this shit fucking sucks.”

The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil. The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.

If every team in a division has a losing record they should forfeit their playoff spot Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Discworld QOTD, from Snuff "But what should we do when the highborn and wealthy take to crime? Indeed, if a poor man will spend a year in prison for stealing out of hunger, how high would the gallows need to be to hang the rich man who breaks the law out of greed?"

Skyward Sword Link is already training to be a knight, Twilight Princess link has enough sword skills to show off to the village kids, BoTW/ToTK Link has a whole war behind him, OoT Link has like. Child adventures fighting plants and spiders before things get serious. TWW Link? Stone cold killer.

in most of the 3d zelda games, link has some swordfighting experience at the start of the game or it's a slow-burn like in OoT where he gets to fight various wildlife before facing serious enemies, but Wind Waker link really gets One Singular Sword Lesson and immediately fights humanoids

Confidential Documents

can someone please stop america now