Ellen Degeneres, known by many as 'evil Meg Ryan,'

im so good at video games

The feminine urge to disappear into the ether.

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Forum roleplay and AOL instant messenger did in like a month what my mom, mavis beacon, and some cheap basketball themed typing lesson game couldn't in years

thancred: I love my college friends. more girls than I remember in there yshtola: you met us in a smash bros brawl club in a library breakout room. what did you expect. thancred: love that game yshtola: you did not even attend the studium thancred: people will try to tell you melee is better

#halmarut 🌿

Many of you I suspect

i think "massive crush with no intention of acting on it" is one of the most fun things a girl can have to be honest

Pink Kryptonite

LRP pleas e

1. Kissing the puppy in lane #deadlock #Moonshine #Mina

下チチはロマン

bridget

Tits Are Flying! Bouncing! Jiggling! 30 Ladies Maximum K Cup Colossal Tits Furiously Jiggling Sex

vampire girlfriend who is extremely possessive of you but specifically your blood. she's extremely chill and doesn't get jealous seeing you with other people but if anybody else makes you bleed or god forbid tries to drink you she gets wildly, insanely jealous

Sabbat daughter obvs

God forbid there be trannies allowed among you

💜Angel💜 YCH commission for @ellescatastrophe.bsky.social ! #myart #art #artsky #angel

I'm the boring girl at the TF function who constantly yearns for one of the middle stages of a transformation sequence before everything gets too exaggerated for my taste.

Why is everyone reposting that comic did I miss a memo

Maid

Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy

I dont mean fantasy new york btw I mean irl you could get on the rail and see Doorman and Drifter making out

playing graves lets me fulfill the particular fantasy of being a disaffected goth girl who can summon brainless chuds to do my bidding

✨sparkles sparkles ✨ Celeste is full of surprises 🦄

i see a picture of two maids kissing on my timeline and i'm like whatever, maids are always up something in this online world. but in reality it probably means a lot to the maids. i'm becoming desensitized to the feelings of others.

Not me trying to find where to get body glitter in town so I can do Nix's trick when I get gussied up for the concert tonight

*angry new yorker words*. I like Celeste, she cool. #deadlock #fanart #luckygoblynn

I wonder how many folkloric stories of werewolves and vampires came from people who were just having very bitey gay sex and had to cover it up. "A vampire attacked me last night, good thing my dear friend was sleeping in the next room and came over upon hearing my cry of terror."

FFxiv commission character for Asteria ☼

it's windy #katyana #kittypryde #illyanarasputin #magik

girlfriends!! #Katyana #Magik #IllyanaRasputin #KittyPryde

This is their dynamic to me pt 2. #deadlock

im built like that

Paige Deadlock

The Authors Very Nuanced, Complicated Fetish Worthy Of Introspection and Respect

Lovely comm request <3

Okay but also being turned by a hot sadistic cruel vampire lady who then uses your hunger against you, to manipulate you when you're most desperate, would be so hot

Oh, no, I'm spending so much time in the city at night for normal reasons like hoping a vampire stalks me for several blocks until I pass by a dark alleyway and they grab me, pull me into the shadows and shove me against the wall and drain me

like so

It just makes sense,

Oh no I do have a piece of advice for trans women who are still early on: make some platonic friends and keep them close and cherish them dearly. Go ahead and fuck some friends too but just don't be surprised when they disappear when you don't want to fuck them anymore