Love it when I come across a monsterfucker post and someone's like "This is CRAZY, that dick is too BIG, it'd go up into your LUNGS" like wow, you figured out sexual fantasies about being railed by a mythical creature are unrealistic? Nothing gets by you, does it, detective?

Rent is due for poor Iris, hopefullly her side jobs this week are enough!

They won't notice her with this disguise, right?

Chair Sit Idles 1. s_pose01_loop / 3132 2. s_pose02_loop / 3134 3. s_pose03_loop / 8002 4. s_pose04_loop / 8004 Sleep Idles 1. l_pose01_loop / 3142 2. l_pose02_loop / 3140

FFXIV Animation Pose names & codes Standing Idles 1. pose01_loop / 3124 2. pose02_loop / 3126 3. pose03_loop / 3182 4. pose04_loop / 3184 5. pose05_loop / 7405 6. pose06_loop / 7407 Ground Sit Idles 1. j_pose01_loop / 3136 2. j_pose02_loop / 3138 3. j_pose03_loop / 3771

✋if an animation mod requires you to use an alternate sit pose or something, how are you supposed to do that in brio while actually in gpose?

All mine~ w/ @madamsporks.bsky.social #BizzyWithIt #BizzyXIV

Shantae sketch

Cyrene from #HonkaiStarRail in a onesie was requested. Let me know what you think! If you wish to support or see alts: www.patreon.com/distr

In case you're unaware, in the US if you're disabled from birth the only monetary support you can receive is SSI. SSI has a $2k asset/savings limit before they dock your benefits, and marriage cancels all benefits. See below numbers: beyond poverty numbers w/ no allowed addition. Eugenics in action.

woke up a full two hours early because i had to deal with my insurance double billing me AGAIN

to be honest, i never really related to all the posts that are like "Can we normalize knowing your job by stormblood" or "The toxic positivity needs to go and we need to call out people for being bad at their job" or whatever. it's always felt like a silly complaint to me.

What will you do now, O brave leader?

Happy birthday Futaba! #persona5 #atlusgames #cosplay

i'm laying out premium grade butch bait.

rep1 and rep2 were giving me a really tough time today on our first real day of p2 prog. man.

hired this green thing to stare at you

Today is a good day to not be fatphobic.

it's funny; i know this is my nsfw account but i feel so self conscious about being personally vulgar and horny posting here which is a very far cry from how i started out on my Twitter so many years ago

HUH

vrchat worlds are so funny because they are all clearly created under the assumption you are four feet tall

She mixed up her home and work wardrobes Top: Hoodie mode, bizu (edited) Pants: Guava, bizu Crocs: Good neighbor, tsar Collar: Collar kitten, bizu and khazu Reverse bunnysuit: Lucky streak, bizu Snack bowl: Living room A, elio

yaaaaay on to part 2

the glam theme this week was to wear old glams that your wol hasnt used in a long time so i threw on my pre-DT fit and holy shit i forgot how fat her ass looked in this.

screenshot from my commission spreadsheet (with other artists and any sensitive information redacted). one paid on 03/06/2023 and fulfilled 514 days later, the other on 12/15/2023 and still unfulfilled 796 days later. as far as i know she took close to 100 of these for $15 each-

please don't commission martini unless you're very very patient. myself and many other commissioners have art that's still owed almost three years later and many of her finished pieces will still take two or more years

i am actually this close to dropping the list of artists who have stiffed me for two or more years im actually mad lol

opening up comms again when you have art that's almost three years overdue is extremely frustrating

well..

is there an expression of love more pure than making self insert OCs with your wife just to marry them and make them have weird sex

haven't drawn mita in a while

Hi darling...

🐰🐱🐺 w/ @yuusniff.bsky.social #ffxivnsfw #ffxivlewd #gposersnsfw

"Oh Tiddy Tuesday? No problem there either" -River #ffxivnsfw #nsfw #nsfwffxiv #xivafterdark #ffxivafterdark #bposers #thetaart #Viera

crowe in that one super sonico fit and i didn't feel like drawing the headphones <:J (they/them)

The water will only get warmer if you join me~ #BizzyWithIt #BizzyXIV

GILFSHIN IMPACT

every couple of weeks i check my old microcenter orders to see what the cost inflation of tech is and I think I dodged a literal meteor when I chose to upgrade last september

Commissions for @wolt.bsky.social of their CUTE OC's!💕 || #art #commission #OC ||

"Izaria in public baths? in broad daylight no less? hohoho"

Catherine

it does feel a little pathetic to say but .hack was an extremely defining moment for the rest of my life. basically everything that i am now can be traced back to the moment my uncle bought me the game off of a toys r us shelf over twenty years ago

i honestly, genuinely, sincerely pray chikayo fukuda is still involved in the music

"Couldn't even wait to be in private? That's ok, I like it when they watch" -Athe #ffxivnsfw #nsfw #nsfwffxiv #xivafterdark #ffxivafterdark #bposers #thetaart #aura

Never too late for some sugah #lucahsin #nsfwart

Melting

happy jane doe day

Bathing 💙

give me .hack