The difference between Count Orlock and me? I'd suck Nicholas Hoult dry

The ultimate greek hero alignment graph: Bear | | | Hubris———————————Himbo | | | Twink

timeline cleanse: franky watches the garbage truck pick up the trash this morning

my buddy had a dream about "newport snows" which where like, spearmint, not menthol so i made it for him in photoshop and got carried away

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

guy who says ‘put er there pal’ before going in for a sensual tongue kiss

>:]

1800 block of South Western Avenue in Chicago

Reminded me of one of the best posts of all time

Have another. (by hand-drawn-square.tumblr.com)

It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!

Jimmy cracked corn and I do care (empath)

have a seat in the coat chair. i'll get us a snack from my outfit cabinet

My Jellical Romance

Good morning

The Glasgow Necropolis at night

Honeymoon update: in a graveyard

I’ve finished another needle felted piece of terrain….all made from wool :-) It’s so satisfying!

Snakey drake

i’ve been watching old lou reed interviews and i’m obsessed with this 50 year old interview and his response to being asked if he identifies as a transvestite or homosexual

I went through the trouble to make this image for the above caption but then I saw the bowl of kibble by itself and that just seemed funnier to me as a “meme a dog would make“

This is a pretty good, nasty little story

In my experience there are three kinds of fantasy magic novels:

Monsters from 'Creep Heap 2025'

There's a photo from my wedding where everyone in the wedding party looks like a different scheming vizier and I'm not saying there's a direct connection but I'm not not saying that either.

why do these bisexuals all have the look of different types of vizier

cw:gore “Howdy, Sinners.” 2020 #yeehaw

Happy 33rd Birthday to Cool World! Released on this day, July 10th, in 1992. Though the studio gutted the original script, the final product was full of inventive environmental artwork, & "Holli Would" proved to have a lasting cult impression. #coolworld #BradPitt #Holliwould

Überrest (2022) - Olesya Parfenyuk

Garfield digivolutions (11/2021)

Commission stuff from Al, they're the best.

✨COMMISSIONS OPEN✨ Lost my job recently and have bills to pay! I am a professional cartoonist who will draw you/your OCS/your blorbos/whatever you want. I love to draw weird shit AND I do NSFW too! Prices as listed below. Please reach out to me via DM. Also pls share this around if you can :) thx

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern have got to be the original blowjob brothers right

What I mean when I say I want masculinity without toxicity

for @1900hotdog.bsky.social i wrote about a tabletop RPG set in a world where pro-choice technopagans do battle with militant cyber-Christians. it's an interesting premise, and it's by... oh. the guy who made the hentai RPG where you wield your dick as a cursed blade 1900hotdog.com/2025/06/nerd...

Coyote pups at Graceland Cemetery!

SOME GAY PEOPLE: No kink at pride it’s bad optics, can we just be normal for once, like straight people STRAIGHT PEOPLE:

does everybody know about my favorite website, the embroidery tips page that forgot to close its <h3> tags

On a ton of drugs, quite possibly having an affair with a top advisor's wife, holding on to vast swathes of unaccountable political influence... I'm sorry I'm calling it: Welcome back Rasputin

Today is National Biscuit Day, and it’s about time that I populated this account with biscuit (cookie) sets from the past few years. Here are some of my favourites. 🧵 First up, a set inspired by the delicious designs of William Morris and John Henry Dearle.

magneto was right.