Our Lady of Perpetually Online

lmao the eurovision mascot is so ugly I literally screamed at this reveal

Very pleased with how my first whittling project turned out. Only took me uhhhhh seven months to actually complete.

Love this from Guillermo del Toro

This is a sheer indulgence on my part, but it turns out I never actually shared the poem here, so: 🍃

wait no this is actually incredible youraislopbores.me

i think it would be cool if enya came out of her castle, recorded exactly one note-perfect 25 minute hardcore LP, and immediately secluded herself again

the kind of wisdom one would hope to find in anxient tomes 🩸

Personally? I think this is the sexiest any man can hope to look. But that’s just me.

Looks like the original has been swept away by the sands of time.

Up now at the Backwood Folk website! THESE GHOST TOWNS ARE FULL! Three webcomic tales of the haunted Ozarks! Read them now for free and in full at www.backwoodfolk.com/ghosttowns/

*saying affirmations in the mirror* I am a big horse. I am a beautiful horse with powerful legs. I am fifteen hands tall. No one can catch me because of my powerful horse legs and wild nature. I have all the apples I want

Oops I finally turned one of my bilingualism in tech rants into a whole article. medium.com/@simben1/im-...

A game a game! dialed.gg

💕 a few of my hall-of-fame valentines 💕

Ominous bird valentines.

“John, it’s Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Cage! You know that new sound you’ve been looking for? Well listen to this!” (silence; ambient noises and hushed conversation)

I wrote about the Olympics defector.com/which-other-...

Loot that drops after defeating me: - Cool knife (functional) - Deck of playing cards - Scarf - Cool knife (practice blunt edge) - Honey flavored chapstick - Pen - Cool knife (jewelry)

Times article has an incredible illustration

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

It’s a punny tag reference.

Proto Homo Angelis walking out of the badlands (Acrylics on paper)

The falconer: Things fall apart! The falcon: WHAT? The falconer: Things fall apart! The centre cannot hold! The falcon: WHAAAT? The falconer: fucksake MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD!

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

They should just make The Batman Part II an NBC’s Kings reunion. Get Ian mcshane in there. Dylan baker. McCauley culkin. Allison Miller, Eamonn Walker, Wes Studi. Really go for broke variety.com/2026/film/ne...

Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”

gout. gouache on paper =:

Met my girlfriend's family today and found out her brother plays D&D3.5. Immediately asked if he'd seen the module that stats out Saddam Hussein.

I think about this a lot

This is art, this is the human experience

Don’t forget to leave a brick out for Ben Folds this morning

Merry Christmas from Peter Lorre and Sidney Greenstreet

I need to share this with someone

it's Solstice, the holiday where we celebrate Sol

Unconventional Director Sets Shakespeare Play In Time, Place Shakespeare Intended https://theonion.com/unconventional-director-sets-shakespeare-play-in-time-1819569151/

I am brimming with holiday spirit

All the familiars

how the hell are this many of you still using spotify. get a bandcamp account like a normal person.

A book from the 19th century that depicts the Rhine Valley by creating an impression of three-dimensionality and spatial distance. @MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury

Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.

Thinking about Christmas presents? Maybe you want to get a book of little paper figures from a classic work of literature for the reader in your life! crogan.bigcartel.com/category/pap...

I named my fists Troilus and Cressida because they're rarely produced, lackluster, and mostly just offer a lesson about the futility of violence.

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread