My god I can't believe Middlest has a CPAP minute, forcing me to now relate to him

…I’m not checking my e-mail until my lunch break is over

It is really nuts how there aren’t any holidays between new year’s day and good friday here That’s SO long

Young Jedi Adventures, the Star Wars for babies, had one of the characters have two moms and that was treated as 100% normal and not worth discussing Under the Disney umbrella, same as Pixar Pixar has less creative integrity than the Star Wars for babies

AAAH FINALLY

Have now reached the stage where I can fall asleep mostly normally with the CPAP, but will wake up every time after maybe one hour so I’m still feeling worse after a night of this than before I started, god I hope this passes

Guy looks like an ultimately minor but really annoying Ace Attorney witness named Laiken Subscribe

So it took 9 days but it happened I had a dream where I was sitting around a table with some people and they asked me why I was wearing my CPAP so I took it off all embarrassed

They should have announced this in a Nintendo Direct as the “one more thing”.

oh shit the US is COOKED

It works better if you start small. For example: Hasslevania (this is just one game, Shrek: Hassle at the Castle)

Something wonderful is about to happen

“We lack a lot of enzymes!” is a good line ngl

You can’t have seven men and then Sweeper Woman, Capcom If you’re even considering her there needs to be at least 3 more Women on that roster Please dodge that bullet (also Cactus and Valve are the clear winners here)

oh wow weird Jayne died off screen he just walked out the airlock into space one day haha weird right

If he said that in 89 that means it was right when SMB3 came out, easily the Mario with the most obtuse secrets How much did that man hate himself

The plot of Alien has kinda happened to me in that I disagreed with a coworker about how to tackle a problem

People hate Lost season 6 for a lot of shitty fake reasons but also like, they really did do Jin, Sun and Sayid so dirty

Electrician, and opera singer Respectively I mean, that’s my two grandpas

*neurodivergently* the sun should be at its zenith at noon and midnight should be in the middle of the night

You'll see an indie game with the most striking, beautiful visuals you've ever seen on a Nintendo stream, it'll get released that day, and you'll never hear about it again in your entire life

Switch 2 version of Defiance delayed last minute for some reason 🙃

Aw dang DBZ episode titles are too long to fit in the Pokopia logo

Most of the footage of the famous 2000 "Super Mario 128" tech demo was recorded with handheld cameras by the audience, with the presenter drowning out the game sound. Only 10 seconds of direct feed footage exist, which reveal that the sound was a cacophony of Marios screaming.

It's gonna be real "funny" to reach 2028 and have Newsom as the candidate and then watch JD Vance sweep all 50 states and be inaugurated at 63% disapproval day 1 anyway

My kid is almost 10 and just encountered Looney Tunes for the first time in their life somehow It was a revelation They changed all in blue and started running around the apartment going meep-meep

I kinda wish they made a StarTropics 3 but it was still completely NES-style 2D tbh Don’t see the charm those games have working any other way

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

Oh I see you’re following Mario. Same guy who put Donkey Kong in a cage and sent klaptraps after his infant son. Mario who stole Wario’s castle right after he got it back from Captain Syrup. Interesting.

I’m very upset, but I’ve got nothing of substance to contribute to the conversation on this platform. When you see me posting through it about random stuff, don’t confuse it for apathy.

Hey Carney what the fuck

I bet people who had sleep apnea 20 years ago had way worse sleep cause they didn't have a smartphone app that synched with their CPAP and gamified their sleep

"HEY Y'ALL, SCOTT HERE!"

"Y'a des hommes ailleurs qui soumettent les femmes à leur volonté, c'est pas juste, les femmes devraient se soumettre à MA volonté icitte"

Had my first CPAP night slept like shit but machine said I breathed good also thought the mask was too small for my head, turns out I'd just adjusted it too tight. Squished nose.

"Bluesky doesn't have the juice." "Real media access is still only on Twitter." "No one important uses or will ever use this site." Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.

My CPAP got misdelivered or stolen. Having a minor panic attack.

Delighted to tell you that this says that Hulk l’idiot cries when he sees animals

The new GB feature where they do a Skyrim challenge run just repeatedly running into the problem of being unable to get past the highly scripted on-rails intro in any way they try is just perfect. It's so good.

Me during the two weeks where I'm in assignation limbo at the office and nobody can tell me clearly what I'm working on: oh my god they'll find me, they'll find me and fire me, I'm the worst fraud in the history of employment Me 15 minutes after someone says this is your thing now: I'M THE GREATEST

I watched my kid do their homework last night and the question was “solve these multiplications. Draw tokens” and there were columns for units, tens, hundreds etc They just mentally did the multiplications and drew nonsense tokens, saying “I did what the question asked” and grinning at me

It's been said before but the 6 years that it took to make Tears of the Kingdom seems invisible because it's the same game that uses the same map but also when you glue a board to a wheel to a raft and stick that in the water, the game knows that you made a paddleboat and it works

Dickens was way ahead of his time for making the three ghosts a tank/healer/DPS party

Happy 40th

Syndrome The Incredibles voice: and when everything is an Xbox… nothing will be

regarding the recent news

We're about to start hearing shit like Double Fine and Obsidian are closing down dude, it's so fucking over