I really like the implication that it was considered a possible scenario that after all that hoopla they'd just hire another guy who does not speak French and refuses to

Meta AI stays asking the tough questions everyone had on their mind

Having to say your e-mail address to someone on the phone is one of modern life's cruelest indignities

Just remembered that SNW season 3 had the episode where a documentarian is questioning Starfleet’s imperialism and turns out to be a stupid kid who should shut up and be loyal, and then the episode where Vulcan behavior is hardcoded into their DNA back to back

Why does Whitaker always gotta do compressions leave that poor boy ALONE he lost his first patient before lunch

My value as a mate is that I am good in a kitchen

lol did they quietly revert the carousel view

When a news alert pops on my phone and I immediately start to weigh the probability that it happened and the news is "the interest rate stays the same"

It’s weird that the Darth Maul show is like, only peripherally about Darth Maul He has a little bit of interiority and a clear goal but he’s more like a natural disaster that happens to the other, actual protagonists

Oh my god it's a hundred times funnier than I thought it'd be

“Canadian awareness of pizza can’t possibly be that recent”, I think, forgetting that I hadn’t heard of a taco until the mid-90s

Boy this is the monday afternoon where every outstanding customer service issue I had with various entities independently decided to simultaneously resolve themselves to my satisfaction. AND the weather is beautiful. Huh.

Me if I was a sports commentator: “Now the thing to remember, is that both teams are trying to score points”

It's really something that the white coffee filters are 30 cents more expensive than the brown paper ones

Up to season 1 1PM and here are The Pitt’s top villains, ranked 5: Santos 4: Fentanyl 3: COVID-19 2: Hospital director lady 1: Anti-abortion mom

pov: you're playing a final fantasy game and you did like 3 damage

Persona 5 Royal’s January is basically about how it’s good to kill Tuvix

While it was on, there was a guy at my former job who would start shit with me after I told him I thought it was great. He almost immediately admitted he hadn’t watched it, and attempted to support his position by sending me Asmongold clips.

I've learned more about Mr. Beast and his stupid game show this week than any man ever should

Evercold aka the fucking WEATHER up HERE since NOVEMBER am I right canadians

Every time I bump against this province's medical appointment systems and find myself dumbfounded by how googling gives me two entirely separate websites that don't talk to each other, my hospital's website gives me yet a THIRD link that says no availability, but when I call they have some

Just saw a little girl wearing an israeli flag as a cape in the food court what the fuuuuuuck

God I can't wait for Coyote vs. Acme to go #1 and then for everyone to know WB could've just put the fucking movie out

By far the most annoying thing about watching Skyrim stuff is the "gotta grind my stats but can't take any levels because then the scaling will make the game harder" thing like just making yourself a glass cannon without any perks and skipping over the thing that makes the game

[final fantasy x merchant if he was into disturbed] o'a-a-aka

Paradise Killer is all three

TAke a look, y'all: IMG_4346.jpeg

Imagine a website with pictures

Canadian doctors obeying a U.S. executive order that doesn’t even apply to Canada is deeply offensive to both trans people and to Canadian legal sovereignty.

If Paramount wanted people to use their app a good start would be to stop cancelling Star Trek shows

That’s too much sliding Ivanka

Dr. Robby talking to that 18 year old kid in the first episode

I literally just talked to both of them dude keep up

P5R’s January actually has a solid hook, I’m pleasantly surprised This might be the most ending fatigued game of all time and yet

Phoenix Wright, vibrating furiously:

Persona 5’s true villain deity seems to break with the series tradition by being an explicitly man-made divinity, which does bring it in line with the way they’ve depicted shadows and personas for the whole time… but Nyx and Izanami were both explicitly gods that predated humankind

The Pitt ep3 now and I’m starting to notice that basically the only non-diegetic soundtrack on this show is a worrying droning hum whenever things get tense to signal to me I should be worried about the difficult medical stuff happening and relax when it stops It’s monstrously effective

I'm glad Brian and Jack are getting along

Circling back on this: I just went to see an a capella show and guess what they covered (not my video) youtu.be/kUQ76cqZl3w?...

Genre TV was better when they made 26 episodes a year out of the same six plywood sets and some woods near Vancouver and you cannot convince me otherwise.

I’m finally following the herd and watching The Pitt and I’m on the second episode and this show is so good on the “hey it’s that guy” axis

Weird Al’s two songs about being excited about the computer (It’s All About the Pentiums and White & Nerdy) have both aged poorly. Weird Al’s two songs about hating the computer (Virus Alert and Stop Forwarding that Crap to Me) have both aged well.

Spent like a minute thinking my neighbors are flying an American flag in their backyard before I realized that’s probably a striped towel on a clothesline

Actually hilarious stuff Trump: We made a deal to reopen everything! Trump: *immediately breaks the deal* Iran: Well guess we're closing it again. Trump: shocked pikachu

British teen in the arcade watching another one play: He did a munch! Other British teen: He did a monster munch?

Can't believe I let Dan Olson jumpscare me with the Nostalgia Critic 10 minutes into his video before he even mentioned the guy

It can't be overstated that I brought my Switch over to the office to play on my lunchtime yesterday and it refused to launch Zelda because it didn't have a wi-fi connection and I think it wanted to update. No option to skip the update or whatever. It worked on other days, just not that day.

Actually hilarious how incapable Trump is of understanding he has lost the war.