My god this SM/ALttP randomizer seed is seriously making me clear Tower of Hera and then opening up the Dark World without giving me either a single sword or the morph ball

I'm thinking he should write a story about a highly ambitious but emotionally distant husband who becomes obsessed with his work at the expense of his personal relationships with his wife, children and friends

The biggest failing of modern Resident Evil is they don't have a guy saying "Resident Evil"

Andy was a weird fucking kid if Lightyear was his favorite movie at 8 years old

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Daughter is making herself on Tomodachi

Hate to spread this blantant clickbait but do you know what it is? Do you know? Keychains. They released keychains. In Japan only.

Whenever a speedrunner uses the word “storage” you know you’re about to see some nonsense

Oh no Mitch must be so sad that his friend died

The gameplay of Skies of Arcadia mostly consists of Vyse’s two girlfriends pumping him until he unleashes his pirates’ wrath

I’m at the currency exchange to get foreign currency for an upcoming trip and there’s a guy in the process of exchanging a huge stack of hundos for small bills of some other currency and how can I say this, this is the most criminal vibes I’ve maybe ever seen in real life

If they’re weekend at Bernie-ing this hard for McConnell, there’s no way they’re gonna let us know it happened when it happens It’ll have happened a month ago before we’re allowed to know

It’s low key kind of amazing that we’re coming out of the legacy sequel era and Back to the Future and Austin Powers have both managed to escape it unscathed

what's up everybody it's ya boy Mitch McConnell, I'm over at Jeff's place we're getting WRIZZNECKED on Captain Morgan and White Monster. Sorry for not saying anything sooner, been busy out here getting so much ass they call me Osama Been Fuckin, anyways peace

microsoft's plan, Lay Off Everybody Who Makes Games & Then Find 1 Billion People Per Day To Play The Games They Aren't Making... it's bold. i will give them that

Lmao the geth don’t get to be free no matter what Destroy = they are destroyed Control = Shepard becomes a god, no freedom for anyone Synthesis = the geth stop being the geth, everyone joins the hivemind Refuse = they are destroyed by the reapers

Anazingly, I managed to accidentally pick the wrong ending and end up having to revert back to an earlier save on my second ME3 run, too

A BILLION PEOPLE PLAYING WHAT GAMES, ASHA?

one....MILLION players

hitting the jeb bush

There definitely aren't a billion people who play video games, period, every day. Like are you fucking crazy man.

It was something to see this movie have its trailer played in theaters up here trying to sell us on it considering which war exactly Young Washington fought in and whose ancestors were obliterated by his side ngl

It is a little weird, some might say ableist, that Joker can't walk at all in ME1, limps with difficulty near the climax of ME2, and by the end of ME3 he's almost always shown standing, and nobody has anything to say about it. All we get is "he wears pants with braces in them".

Funny how if you let Morinth murder Samara, then in ME3, Morinth has been turned into a Banshee off-screen neither name shows up on the memorial wall. The justicar is just completely un-personed if you do it yourself.

Mass Effect pays a lot of lip service to how the Reapers and Geth are so scary and alien because they don't fight like organics and they don't have individuality and organics aren't tactically prepared for a fight against synthetics then you spend all of ME3 shooting their guys

Ah yes, the four genres of video games (AAA, indie, Japanese, Nintendo)

Broke: millennials have arrested development because all the promises of adulthood were taken away Woke: millennials have arrested development because our video games are too good

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Please spare a thought for the staff of the Pitt as they live through their second season today

X-Factor giving Jubilee the Luigi photo op treatment I see

Do have to question some of the guests present at Richie’s daughter’s birthday Like what’s Tina’s husband doing here, does he even know Richie? I feel like if you weren’t at the wedding last season you shouldn’t be at this party.

Cousin Richie: I need a surprise, gimme something, whatever you got, a taste they won’t expect Carmy: Fuck me. Uh, fuck, why are you always, alright gimme a sec, I may have something

Guess the countdown is back on, time to take another walk around the PS3 and Vita stores and see if there's anything I wanna get on there before it's too late

lmao rich people are hilarious

Somehow only now dawning on me in S5 that cousin Richie’s critical character flaw is that he’s neurotically obsessed with pleasing people

In the Star Fox universe, Einstein was a really stupid dog guy. Which is why when Falco says “Hey Einstein, I’m on your side!” he’s only being insulting, not sarcastic.

Ugh they did a slow zoom on Joo Dee right before she said the line and then had a big bass THUD right after to really underline it liks “that’s the line! You remember that line, right? From the show?”

There’s a trailer for… Tom Cruise? The person, Tom Cruise

WORDS MEAN THINGS

I think The Bear is gonna be saved by the power of friendship

lmao it literally only took to season 2 for Aang to grow taller than Sokka Almost as if you shouldn’t do this show in live action

Kids today will never know how prestigious it seemed to have a game come out on a big fuckin’ pile of CDs

Why do they call it top 10 when you ten top 10 hot 100 hits in the top 10

Rewatching Space Seed and there’s a scene in the briefing room where they explain who Khan was and the humans are all like “okay he was a dick but y’know, kinda cool” and Spock is like “are you fucking SERIOUS right now” and I’ve never agreed more with Spock

Video game video essayists when asked to spend an entire essay not naming Breath of the Wild, Red Dead 2, Dark Souls or Witcher 3

Scrolled past this too fast and thought the Pope went and autographed Kojima’s wall