bus saga

I know that to some degree I'm in a glass house but WHOOF glad I left that place

Last time I unsubbed from Netflix I put in the "Other" reason as "You're probably up to some AI bullshit I bet" and oh ho ho look where we are

there are plenty of reasons Air Force One would suddenly turn around. for example, they may have forgotten Kevin

One is the most classic number of fell swoops

By decree, the forum’s topic is now weasel!

Gaming for me is a religion and Haze is the shit

NO

What am I most famous for? Oh, my recycling pile made the news. (Not the thumbnail specifically but yes my actual garbage is shown on this article) www.lapresse.ca/actualites/g...

Just hitting me now that all this Greenland shit is hitting the fan in the middle of winter Dude has no fucking idea

I don’t want much in life but I DO want a fully functional the breaker wall from Jurassic Park and excuses to regularly reset it

Med professor grading an exam from a student who bombed every question but knows everything about the pancreas: "I can always spot the Weird Al fans"

John Locke: made you a delicious meal Ben Linus: did YOU make it, or did Jack? Locke: I know you’re trying to piss me off Ben: Am I? Locke: *smashes plate against the wall* Ben: *smirks*

Every product we’re begrudgingly forced to use is sold like we choose to love it, every product we enjoy for fun is sold like we’re forced to use it

Starfleet Academy confines its students to premises using a fence, but also it’s the most absurdly climbable fence ever seen anywhere?

this is the wilhelm scream of explosions

Character in a movie waking up in a hospital: *rips off electrodes, IV, tubes without talking to anyone* Doctor: what the fuck dude

Is Holly Hunter making a move to take the weirdest chair sitter in Star Trek crown away from Frakes?

Yeah holding a prisoner with poles on a shock collar sure sounds like the Federation

I know the next premier will be an even worse nightmare but ohh boy Legault was the worst one so far in my lifetime. Get fucked old man. So glad you’re leaving you piece of shit.

Legault resigns to spend more time privately hounding minorities

Oh no it's happened again* *friend said "wasn't the island purgatory?" in the group chat and I launched into an 18 page Lost rant

Guinan bringing the green to celebrate completion of the ship

BG3: Past this point you can no longer do anything, including going to camp for long rests! Me: 😦 BG3: here's a pod where if you click it it gives you a free long rest and you can use it as many times as you want

*guy designing an RPG in the 80s voice* You won't believe how bad my UI is dude. No critical information ever conveyed to the player no matter what. Every action through a slow-ass text menu. The word "GOOD" inexplicably takes 1/8 of the screen at all times. It'll be sick.

*guy designing a video role playing game in the 1980s voice* my UI will be so bad man. It will at absolutely no time give the player any critical information about absolutely anything. Every action requires thumbing through pages of bad text menus that seem to physically strain the CPU.

Son should curve up

One of the more insane Lost swerves that kinda got lost in the shuffle is when Locke murders Naomi with a knife and the show wants us not to treat that as a final bad guy line because he’s pretty sure she lied about her boat

Introducing my daughter to Cinema, a movie that better not do anything weird

Oh shit

I am NOT a Lego man!

I love this time of year: the longest possible interval before I have to think about any holiday decorations

I was wondering why exactly Paradise Killer has no autosaves or quicksaves and then I got stuck between some rocks and now it makes sense

They finally made Path of Radiance available on anything. Couple years after I bit the bullet and bought it on Gamecube. Oh well.

Can’t believe Gortash was surprised at me going back on our deal Haven’t you been paying attention dude, haven’t you been watching me

I feel… some kind of huge guy captain. A mind… thinking about Legos. AAAAARRRRRHHHH! *seizes up and faints*

Late-game BG3 is pretty funny cause those robots will blow up in my face and my party can absolutely tank it but I WILL save scum the shit out of this encounter to save the factory workers

Reyn Xenoblade watching the Batman Beyond run on AGDQ:

Baldur's Gate 3 really is just a series of making shady deals with untrustable assholes and then telling them to eat a dick 50 hours later

Le-go, Jean-Luc Pi-card, of the U-S-S, En-ter-prise

I do like that Jeff kept all the Power Pad games and the fucking Miracle piano for the end of the rankings. Extra impressed that he says he has an actual Miracle keyboard and isn't just gonna emulate it with a computer keyboard.

This is a fake country made up of oil companies oppressing first nations but also I do wonder if this charts mostly to the widespread rejection of Tesla

"blast my cache"

Masterful gambit brothers, introduce a dumb shit plot element that was never alluded to in your terrible series finale, drop everything for a big stupid CGI monster fight, then say for your next trick it’s all of that and none of what we liked

Well well well, if it isn't the blowjob brothers

Stranger Things finale is so fucking bad holy shit. Easily the second worst episode of the entire show. You know the first.

Well Atrus, I made it to Myst island, despite your directions.

average mario and luigi game player: oh man, looks like some sort of obstacle is in the way right now, sure wish i knew the bros move to use to bypass it! the conspicuously mario and luigi colored npc's nearby: