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i try not to be mean but overwatch adding Jetpack Cat is the most "marvel rivals ate our fucking LUNCH" thing in the world

They renamed Overwatch 2 Overwatch

people you don't know replying to an opinion you share about pop culture is so funny. brother my post wasn't for term searchers go away

The only time I believe in porn addiction is when useless bottoms react like they’re coming to extremely normal words just being said in conversation

you ever think how many people mark out to this nonsense

as someone who was never that into Fallout the thing that always strikes me when people talk about how they like its writing is how mean and hateful the series' writing is "well you know, it's like a satire" no i think it's just mean

i understand people only have so much vocabulary for tabletop games but every time someone describes slay the spire as "a collectible card game you don't have to collect" i just want to be like NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THERE'S A WHOLE GENRE OF THIS

why would someone in Fables even marry bluebeard

well yeah they can't just rewrite shadowlands

i like checking in on /r/neoliberal now and then to understand how their minds are taking the modern day and they're arguing about the last jedi

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rocket money relies on the assumption that gen z will never investigate their bank statement or know that it exists

one of the funniest takes you like, perpetually see across the internet when it comes to pc games, is "they are dumbing down the game so it can be released on console" pc gamers are so convinced that hitting keys on the keyboard in sequence is harder than hitting buttons on a controller

randomly flashed back in the shower to when i started moderating an erotic works forum over a decade ago and one of the first things i did was say "you gotta put the tags of a story in the thread title". i got so much pushback. bro i am trying to help you

don't you cum raw porn in me. or whatever it is australians say

if you like the filet-o-fish i honestly don't think you're a real person. i think you're a facsimile the architect created to keep me in the matrix

a big problem with assassin's creed vikings is it gives you the ability to throw a torch around at will and basically nothing funny ever happens when you do

obviously i know WHY but it really is crazy how within the church there's basically zero education about the history of various iterations of the bible. just "everyone shut the fuck up, King James was divinely inspired to commit the perfect word, and nothing else existed"

is there a single gaming studio that's done remakes that knows how to light a scene

there's something. really annoying. about calling them "silent hill 2 studio"

why would a psychic even be able to divine the future. terrible class balance

it's crazy that we never saw gary spivey in a maga hat

i think the biggest lie Wild Bill might ever have told is that moths are good eating

checking the State of Fast Food and learning that mcdonalds is offering the breakfast burrito as a solo item now, not a duo

(guy who knows what he's talking about and is selling himself to a group of right wingers on twitter) scrap metal is the best metal of all, because it's proven to be worth keeping

i said this and then started playing assassin's creed vikings

gotta get this heated blanket washed sooner rather than later, but you know what the problem with doing that is? won't have a heated blanket

i was like "why can't i remember who the last character added to guilty gear was"

you may remember when piratesoftware came under huge fire for hanging out with roach asmongold. he justified it by saying that he was just interviewing a big mmo streamer about an upcoming mmo. anyway that mmo has now been canceled lol

never ask a scarlet about his gf's vital signs

we need more woke grifters. we gotta convince the right that like, sleep is for the libs and get them to stay up til they pass

(bobo voice) can you STOP FUCKING taking the PAPER out of my FOOD BOWL i am TRYING to HIDE my FOOD

They really just brush past how the St Ives guy has seven wives

the text guy's texts aren't even good

thinking about what's been annoying me lately and i reckon my big goal for the year will be to do things with more intentionality ever since i first started using forums it's easy to fall into the loop of "eh it's been two minutes let's refresh and see if anyone posted",

what the fuck do you MEAN they added a 5v5 mode today oh jesus i feel so bad for them

i don't fuck with none of this tabuu, galeem shit. the bad guys are MASTER HAND and his husband CRAZY HAND

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkAw... great news for people who want to watch three hours and fifteen minutes of a man explaining why mormons didn't revolutionize the world

do you think this website will survive the banwaves that will come for people celebrating when that man is dead and gone

they had to call it jerking off because if it was jorting off society wouldn't survive the the Jort With Your Malort Challenge

dr wily can't even invent a firing squad

they're gonna make you wait until Act 4 for the Yellow Devil

the american revolutionary war is funny because there's all this propaganda about how the british weren't prepared for a war where you don't just stand nobly and shoot each other, and then during the civil war the british were like "why are they all just standing and shooting"

this website has so many democrats because its whole brand is "at least we're not the other guy!"

I truly hate how the features list of this website reads "fuck you". I hate how they tricked my friends years ago with promises of improvement, of polish, just get in the door now. I hate how the general populace pretends the devs aren't as AI-riddled as the rest of Silicon Valley

god it's bleak how much the bluesky team subtweets twitter. talking shit about endless scroll and grok ai like they don't also believe in those things. half the moderation is protecting ai bros feelings. chatbots are the ultimate endless scroll!