asymmetric mountain monsters card game where the Monsters player never has to actually reveal what they played to the other player

lindsey graham has been the physical embodiment of the meme that homophobic republican senators are secretly gay for like, decades, so it's really funny to see anyone now going "HE'S GAY?!?!"

something that i've learned from years of playing mmos is that basically 50% of players will never notice that a guy has a damage reduction thing up. you could flash the words "WHEN YOU KILL THE ADD THIS GUY WILL TAKE DAMAGE AGAIN" on screen and they wouldn't notice

the beast's gevaudong

YEAAAAH WE GOT ONE WHO'S IN OFFICE

the thing is, every video game is ultimately a horny game. so do you strive to be a higher class of horny?

i can't believe that in july 2026 i felt good about a video game company

remember clanker discourse

rightwingers who are really concerned about how boys are doing in school is so funny. dogg the numbers struggle because you call them slurs if they read a book!!!

you can tell it was a big show because no one's talking about kela de DHAYM GURL

like bruh

drifter got a new target to romance s'all i'm sayin

the veggietales episode where they explain to bob the tomato why he shouldn't fuck roadkill

you can tell that QoS tattooes are a white middle class fetish because no one who draws them on something has ever done tattoo design in their life

there are so many characters you've never met if you watch tennocon as a newbie lmao. and they just keep adding

Damn Savage Breastfly 2 is no joke

ultimately, every trans woman just wants breasts that feel natural and comfortable to her body. but also we all love comedy and it *would* be funny if they were huge

the internet christians who are very passionate that god created man but also that god was incapable of making a man who could conceive of basic morality on their own are always bleakly fascinating

METAL SLUG 2: SUPER VEHICLE - 001/II SNK 1998 NEO GEO

i don't femme at airports but i still get flagged by The Machine as having a suspicious crotch. to be clear i'm not saying i'm hogged up, i'm saying the tsa is discriminating against showers and biased towards growers

oh that's so weird, the AI guy who was bluesky's "interim" ceo is just their ceo now. that's crazy

always fascinating to see bridget porn that acknowledges her as a woman while simultaneously being one hundred percent committed and addicted to the predominant genre of femboy porn where they assert dominance over a thick "milf" type body

we're not even gonna know when mcconnell is dead because people keep posting about talking to him faster than news can exist

egyptian guy weighing a bunch of hearts to determine the average: guys i think we're in a lot of trouble

shout out to random commissions you got from a person on tumblr who existed for only like half a year and then vanished so you will never be able to source it again

honestly i feel like faire food is pretty chill these days. people know how to cook now

every time youtube suggests a video with less than 1000 views to you it looks like they're making fun of it

Like people still remember the achievement noise on the 360. And now they’re here. Embarrassing

eyepatches. we kinda just got it in one

let's go, first 10W run on the chef

a little on the nose that the stickied post on /r/neoliberal is the dune trailer

figured i'd do the horny thing with this skin where you make it flesh coloured

NARRATOR: The question is, then: what can change the nature of a man? CLIMB (Success): Physical exercise has a number of mental benefits. PERFORM (Failure): Nothing. We are bound by the narrative of our past. KNOWLEDGE (ARCANA) (Success): True Polymorph.

the Paladin really ate the Cleric's lunch, culturally

it would be very funny if mcconnell has just genuinely felt like shit and doesn't want to talk to anyone. "sir they think you're dead" "i don't caarrrrre. go awaaaay"

not gonna lie gang every characters' marvel rivals gameplay looks identical

something i oft think about is when sam black was asked at a pro tour why he was playing pride of conqs instead of radiant destiny. he said that radiant destiny gave +1/+1 for the rest of the game, but pride of conqs gave +2/+2 for the rest of the game. very wise.

bilbo's lucky he cheated. gollum had riddle game on LOCK

cryopreservation is so strange. it feels like it would be easier to believe in magical diets

platner is truly turning out to be a great demonstration of how every section of the political spectrum is completely confident that their most hated political opponents are the ones that pushed him forward

She's right 📺: @romolla.bsky.social

didn't die

use your damage cooldowns on the trash

they're calling platner the easiest opp research in history

you know it's bad when a video game enemy is foetid instead of just fetid

alright fuckers it's your last chance to convince me to spend money on something in the steam sale

passive-aggressive moralizing anonymity gotta be the funniest human invention. hear me now, villain, as i speak with the heroic authority of a coworker mad that your request for a standing desk got approved

one....MILLION players