Enzo has definitely justified Le Fee that Sunderland paid for him

This seems like it couldn’t get any more random, and then you learn that the daughter in question is Jorginho’s stepdaughter, and her father is in fact Jude Law

guys in star wars used to be called “droopy mccool” and “fling bongus.” now they’re all called like “baylen zender.” i think this says a lot about society.

Cannot say I had *checks notes* Arsenal / Chelsea / Flamengo / Italy star Jorginho beefing with *checks notes* Chappell Roan on the 2026 Bingo Board. But here we are

Our Lady of Perpetually Online

Desperately need “meat wall” to make it to Germany

This is both your faults @postoctobrist.bsky.social @josie.zone

the problem for Siena and High Point is that polling schools have to win by a margin of at least 3 points or it's technically too close to call

it’s not a real spider man movie unless some dude who represents the archetypal queens resident in like 1972 does this. every spider man movie that lacks this essential ingredient is heretical and should be burnt in public to teach the people to hate sin.

spoilers for dune part 1 but this is making me pee rn, had to share

I did it. I bought the sex crimes baseball shirt

Growing up in Colorado everyone did a field trip to Bent’s Old Fort, a trading and fur trapping hub on the Sante Fe trail in the mid 19th century

we often debate if we can enjoy great art made by bad people, and richarlison asks the flip side of the question

Football fans know the easy solution here

9-1-1 is queerbaiting at an absolutely elite level holy shit

Wikipedia says Tim Ream only has 79 USMNT caps, but in my heart of hearts I know he has played in every USMNT game since I was born and will be in every one until the day I die

Getting back in shape is a bitch, but I just ran a sub-7:30 mile, so that felt pretty good

Literally Lou Ferrigno Jr., incredible casting

And yet no Premier League team has ever won MLS Cup. Curious!

I think the correct interpretation of this chart is that the highest volume delivery orderers are people in their early 20’s making entry level salaries

Seems bad because it’s anti-Semitic, actually bad because it’s a musical about Twitter discourse

Last night NSC held Inter Miami to only .32 xG according to FotMob On the ASA database, Inter Miami has 1 league game with less xG since Messi joined the league. 3/23/24 @ NYRB and Messi didn’t play The previous low for Messi against NSC was .62 on 8/30/23 post LC final

the solution is simple.

I would like someone to do the math on how many trucks you’d need and how quickly they’d need to be loaded/unloaded to make this feasible

Utilize our strategic alliances in the South Pacific, the antipode of the Persian Gulf, to drill a mega-pipeline directly through the center of the the earth

guys who are really into international relations get super excited with a famous strait is in the news. this is like the superbowl for them

Saddest moment of my life was recently when I was trying to remember Ana Mardoll’s name and found myself Googling “reading is ableist Lockheed Martin”

today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason

initially thought these were AI but it turns out they aren't -- mesmerizing stuff. nothing requires meticulous data visualization like post-imperial population registers

These are so cool holy shit

The comparison between NFL and soccer salaries is so wild to me. This is more than Mo Salah makes a year!

The whiplash from years of Gary Smith to what Nashville has become under BJ Callaghan had been wild

we haben een serious problem...boot niet voor me!!!!

“Where can i find a good man”

Evansville playing in an arena mere blocks from the Ohio River but belonging to the Missouri Valley Conference is what opened the doors for Stanford and Cal joining the Atlantic Coast Conference. once lying about one body of water became acceptable nothing was sacred

Tired: Medicare for All Wired: Hotdogs for All

So just to be clear the FA rule is that Emi Martinez is strictly forbidden from promoting betting companies except for every time he puts on an Aston Villa shirt

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

Asking the Pluribus to tell me all of George Lucas’ thoughts about Yaddle.

Children are so funny, my kid just super breezily asked me “when I die, what are you going to do with me?” And then once we finished that casual conversation, he said super seriously “can I tell you something? I’m going to dance around when we get home.”

Doctor and engineer

I think this is my favorite tagline for a movie ever

Nashville is set for another major soccer moment this summer, with English Premier League clubs Liverpool and Sunderland set for a friendly match at Geodis Park.

Black Mirror gets a lot of shit for how bad it is at its worst, but Be Right Back is a fantastic episode of television of that handles AI better than just about anything made since the launch of Chat GPT imo