I didn’t know that a descendant of the inventor of tater tots was a BYU athlete, but at the same time on a spiritual level I think I already did

telling my adorable daughter i'm not putting the drawing she made on the fridge because it's toddlerslop

Oh you’re a soccer fan? Explain the handball rule

The average position of the English teams in the Champions League League Phase table is 5.7. The average position of those same teams in the Premier League table is 6.2

CL final day in the new format

Today is "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" day!

Dog, why is my mortgage servicer pivoting to video?

…..should I take a pic w him in Indy

It has been 9 years since Trevor Siemian declined a Pro Bowl invitation

This has permanently ruined the integrity of the Pro Bowl flag football and tug of war competitions

I hate the Patriots, but I agree that the ideal amount of cheating in any sport is more than zero, a little bit of cheating sprinkled in makes things more compelling

Gonna try this and see how it feels …go Seahawks????

we all mocked the magical dick sucking machine but stafford is moving like it’s 2011 out there. it fixed him

Hate these digital yard lines on the broadcast, part of the joy of a snow game is having no clear where on the field you are

This game’s gone full Stalingrad

It’s so dope that the NFL schedules its season so that some of the most important games are played in a blizzard

The nation is a tinderbox and the Patriots making the Super Bowl would be a lit match

God, tired of working in mysterious ways:

Love my large adult woke son

Things in the US are very very bad. It’s also true that the last two World Cups were in Russia and Qatar, and they’ve already awarded a future one to Saudi Arabia

this is the brain you want your right tackle to have unfortunately

Currently obsessed with the mushrooms that make you see little people www.bbc.com/future/artic...

One more sleep until it's Whiskey Friday With Tony Dokoupil

Rose Byrne is the third actor from Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones to be nominated for an Oscar, after Samuel L. Jackson and Natalie Portman

Marseille showing everyone why you lay the guy down behind the wall lol

Obviously not the important thing here, but China does in fact lead the world in wind energy production

"this quarterback's faith is not important to him, in fact he has none, he's cursing god and turning from the light armed with the rage of knowing he's boiling slowly in the cauldron of time with no redemption, back to you, Chris"

Simply cannot exist in the world if my body wash isn’t called something like “boot leather” and comes in a container that is either black or camo

God I don't want to get into QB comparison discourse but I can already feel myself getting annoyed at the level of hype Caleb Williams is getting for playing a worse game in a losing effort than Bo Nix did in a winning effort yesterday

never forget

he ran straight backwards like someone playing madden for the first time and it worked. what the hell man

Only Caleb Williams could complete a Hail Mary on a play from the 15 yard line

thinking about the pope pacing back and forth in his apartment at 3:30 am yelling at the tv

Bonitto’s obviously not at the level Von Miller was (almost no one is) but this is very reminiscent of Von in 2015 more or less swinging games single-handedly

discovered a pretty critical coding error in The Human Body where sometimes the way to feel better when you feel too bad to work out is to work out. this is suboptimal for user experience of The Human Body

I actually enjoyed watching Jarrett Stidham during his recent preseason outings (it surprised me too, trust me.) I’m not predicting anything outlandish but I do think he’s at least competent enough to keep the train on the tracks with some arm juice to boot. Could surprise some people.

I went to look up Jarrett Stidham’s preseason stats to see how bad they were and he went 30 for 38 with four touchdowns and no picks. It’s over for the Broncos’ undetermined opponent

Coping now, but the Broncos have if nothing else turned themselves into the team that every neutral is rooting for

Running the All-PI offense is some smart scumbag shit, Sean Payton

4th quarter Bo time

what is even the point of having an NFL team in Denver Colorado if they aren't going to send out their kicker to hit some obscenely long foot-dingers

Frank Crum ran a 4.94 40 at 6’8 310 which is nuts. More importantly here is a picture of him doing it

This has been one of the funniest things I’ve seen come up and the Broncos have only lost 1 game since this trend took off (it was the Jags game so basically another anime team) Anime horse girls bandwagoning the Broncos to the Super Bowl is a possible sentence here www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8yVWSRr/