Only three minutes?? THE FIX IS IN 😡

BLUE SHARKS TAKE MY STRENGTH

BLUE SHARKS TAKE MY STRENGTH

Taking off your shirt in public is haram!!

Sad Cristiano Ronaldo put it in my veins send tweet

I've watched so much Telemundo in the last two weeks Comcast is starting to serve me Spanish-language ads on Tennis Channel and ESPN

Ante Up

I need @dieworkwear.bsky.social to do a deep dive on BIH’s coach’s suit

Dr. Congo out, Belgium advances. Looks like colonialism is back on the menu, boys!!

Rory McElroy showing up at Centre Court in his green jacket is one hell of a flex

Is that one person in the foreground nodded out???

I am so glad Andres Cantor got this game.

WHO CARES ABOUT DAVID BECKHAM MARY BERRY IS AT CENTRE COURT

Sinner rn #wimbledon

22PokopokoDan are an all-cat punk band based in Tokyo.

The drone pilot at the Austrian Grand Prix was putting in WORK today

For those of you watching Congo-Uzbekistan, over on Colombia-Portugal they cut to Infantino in the luxury suites with with Marco Rubio and Kash Patel on either side of him

My everyday china was my grandmother’s good china from the mid-‘70s. My dining table and chairs are even older.

Aw man, I'm only a Doomer because I'm depressed!

A Delco native scoring in the World Cup is a sure harbinger of the apocalypse

Big mujahideen energy on Charlie here

#skycards gang @jasonchampton.bsky.social: 1 of 2 known Fläming Air east of Dortmund

Rock Chalk Algeria

Hey, is Dan Baker doing the in-stadium announcements at the Linc???

man the Marseillaise slaps

I like to imagine the little kids players have to hold hands with while walking onto the pitch are there to prevent the teams from engaging in fisticuffs

¡¡VIVA EL TIBURÓN AZUL!!

These dudes from Uruguay come in too hot on breakaways and they’re too amped up to shoot straight when they get to the goal

Does Cape Verde have a fun nickname like the Mean Green or something? Can we make that stick?

Curaçao’s saxophone anthem is a vibe!

Please rise for the alma mater of the University of Pittsburgh

The idea of tall, cheap, dry-as-hell Dutch people taking over Houston and discovering Whataburger, swangas, and lean fills me with joy

ale zwazo

*adorable melodica riff* U! *slightly shorter melodica riff* S! *even shorter melodica tune* A! *synth lick*

Please rise for the national anthem of Australia

Somebody please clip that Uzbek guy blowing a kiss to the camera

As Cristiano Ronaldo reminds me every four years, you're not ugly, you're just poor.

I don’t think I realized just how pocket-sized Lionel Messi is

PHILLY FRIENDS: I have two tickets for Ca7riel y Paco Amoroso at The Met TONIGHT and I'm too drained from dealing with lenders and home inspectors today to go to the show. If you want them, they're yours. If you don't know them, let me put you on their Tiny Desk. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kqn...

This photo has major @kliakos.com energy

Every guy playing for Iran is hotter than the next 🥵

Trump’s economic policies mean aluminum cans are getting thinner and less durable. Every time I buy a case of seltzer these days one of the cans fails. I had a Diet Coke in my bag this morning and the fucking thing exploded. I was looking forward to my fridge cig 😭

WHAT DID I TELL YOU ECUADOR

I like that Jeffrey Lurie and the Eagles brass said “sure, FIFA, we’ll hide all the branding at the Linc…but we’re not taking down the championship banners, go birds dh”

Ecuador no!! Don’t put your kit on the Rocky statue! Didn’t anyone tell you that’s bad luck???

クソデカい声で「バーン」って言ってやるよ。

Lewis winning Barcelona under a VSC has distinctly Cal Naughton Jr. energy but I’m sure he doesn’t care

GET 👏 IN 👏 THERE 👏 LEWIS 👏

Augustinians have the Mandate of Heaven. Happy for you, Knicks fans.