Run the Da(m)n ball.

There's as much emotion in her line delivery of "You're gonna show Winky" as any Douglas Sirk weepie.

*Johnny Rotten voice*

I wasn't as close with Dmac as many of you were, but he's part of some of my most formative moments: An epic bender in my 20s; dancing with him at my best friend's wedding; my first Eagles game in Philly. I will miss his bark of a laugh. I hope I get to read his mall book someday.

Kanye, full stop.

I need Virginia-ND to wrap it up, I want to watch the tennis, not a bunch of sexually frustrated Catholic white boys flop around a basketball court

I taught my extremely normie upstairs neighbor what ACAB stands for today 🥹

TODAY IN GOOD FUCKING NEWS

Galaxy Quest

Pootie Tang.

Five concerts you've seen with women lead singers. (I’ll even go hard mode: No Kylie or Gaga!) Caroline Polachek Jessie Ware Pool Kids Yelle Dula Peep

🎆🎆🎆 ZAMBELLI’S MENTIONED ON THE PITT 🎆🎆🎆

Great QB, insufferable goody goody in the Tim Tebow vein. He and Brady are made for each other. (screenshot via @macewindustan.bsky.social)

Is Kevin Harlan calling this game anywhere? I’d rather listen to him than Herbstreit. (I’d rather go to the dentist and the gynecologist at the same time than listen to Herbstreit.)

The O, Pittsburgh. Two well done hot dogs with extra mustard. Small fries, well done, two sides of cheese, side of mustard. Their hot dogs had a snappy casing and the mustard was kind of horseradishy. You’d see people from every walk of life eating hot dogs and fries at 3 am. I miss it so much.

BEARS HAVE THE MANDATE OF HEAVEN

THIS SHADY BITCH!!!!

Shoutout to the control truck for Mother Love Bone as the commercial bumper music!

🥞🥞🥞 PAMELA’S MENTIONED ON THE PITT TONIGHT 🥞🥞🥞

Katy B. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF5T...

Hurry! The L-1011 is up! #Skycards @staceyryn.bsky.social @tacotuesgay.bsky.social @jen-niffer.bsky.social @ziaturtle.bsky.social @bnickeson.bsky.social @specter177.bsky.social @missclare.bsky.social @marlo.ooo @cageyratfish.bsky.social @cloudsurfer76.bsky.social @jasonchampton.bsky.social

OMG, Noah Wyle wears Hemingway’s shirt to Golden Globes!

🎵 all around me are familiar faces 🎵 Worn out places, worn out faces 🎵

Guangdong Tigers offensive coordinator Kevin Patullo

I see Brady’s football autism™ is on display again

Why were AJ and Sirianni beefing on the sideline?

Jake Elliott Go To A Sports Psychologist During The Offseason Challenge

I hope during this commercial break WIP does a better job of syncing up with the broadcast; the TV was two downs behind Mike and Merrill

Erin serving Cruella DeVil realness today

ᶜᵒᵐᶦⁿᵍ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵐʸ ᶜᵃᵍᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ᴵ’ᵛᵉ ᵇᵉᵉⁿ ᵈᵒᶦⁿᵍ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᶠᶦⁿᵉ

Fernando Mendoza is going to have a robust career on the corporate retreat keynote speaker circuit

While we're on the topic of Kenny Pickett, @shouting.bsky.social do you remember the video from Hemingway's the night Kenny Pickett was drafted? I thought I had that video on my phone but I can't find it anywhere online and I'm worried I Mandela Effected myself that it ever existed.

Oh my god Indiana really does have the mandate of heaven

The one with the biiiiiiiiiig engine.

Not that I want the Commies to win, but why would you not go for two there?

AXEMAN FILS!!! 🪓🪓🪓🪓

Kylen Granson? You can’t tell me that’s not a Madden create-a-player name

I’m Bigsbypilled. I’m Tankmaxing.

Tank Bigsby, the unstoppable force

Oh fun we get Kevin Harlan for this game! (I’m still going turn on Mike and Merrill but it’s nice to know we have a good crew today.)

I know some of you are pellet ice freaks, so if you’ve got $300 and some room in your garage, get ready to live your dreams. www.pciauctions.com/item/1227986...

Imodium is an opioid, but because the molecule is too large to cross the blood-brain barrier, it doesn’t relieve pain or get you high.

HOW is Robert Saleh so shiny?

DONGGGGGG

Holy shit, Bob Nutting did the right thing for once in his miserable life www.mlb.com/pirates/fans...

Did they reference @sickoscommittee.org on the Mayo Bowl broadcast?????

Hotty Toddy?

OK, southerners, how did I do?

I have a pot of (a Yankee’s interpretation of) Hoppin John on the stove and so many of the people who follow me are southerners I’m afraid to post it once it’s done.

It hurts me to admit this but Black Rock serves objectively better coffee than Dutch Bros. I’m not talking about the junky coffee drinks, if I got a quad decaf iced americano from both places, Black Rock tastes like actual espresso.