Backrooms is a Christmas movie.

(falling into a hole) im not here to make friends

i think the reason people say "dont let the perfect be the enemy of the good" is because they know on a neutral field, the perfect would beat the fucking hell out of the good. the good sucks shit compared to the perfect. thats why im always going for it. the good is my enemy, too. fuck the good!

"What if somebody said "It's the Super Bowl." And then I'm like, "You probably couldn't even get a ticket to the Salad Bowl." 🥗 That's funny." THIRD GUY: Well, you're certainly dressed for it. That's funny too. (I start sucking the third guy's dick.) That's funny. - JF #TheJokingGamer #ad

I heard that he actually killed himself

The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up

government of losers

Yeah my tin foil hat is fully on at this point. Trump had a stroke and they're desperately trying to pump him full of those good government drugs to keep him upright but last night he was sundowning too hard to read this speech so they rolled out an AI copy

I do not understand the mindset that makes liberals express sympathy for someone who would have absolutely celebrated if the roles were reversed, like bro, have some god damned self respect

Imagine scolding people laughing at the 'it's good to die from gun violence because it gives us unfettered access to guns' guy getting got by a gun under a sign that says prove me wrong like I'm sorry grow up

that book came out dude we know what they are trying to hide, the president molested a whole lot of teenagers in the 80s and 90s could you just say that now instead of this shit please

if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless

smell ya later chuck. thanks for the free press 👍

Is denying people healthcare, kidnapping people from their jobs to be sent to detention camps, targeting minorities with legislation and hate speech campaigns not political violence?

Agreed with the Cooler Heads here. This act of political violence may one day soon serve as pretext to justify federal occupation of progressive cities or even unaccountable militias imprisoning people of color without due process at impenetrable, inhumane black sites. Well, I sure hope not!

it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia

I don’t like billionaires but I do think that we live in a world where a billionaire or a person close to a billionaire are gonna win every single election and if there is one that says the right stuff he’s probably gonna be your best bet to beat these freaks

I think if you listen to a podcast with fake AI people saying AI generated words you are functionally dead, you are basically a phone to me at that point

In 2009 Planet Earth aired that episode that taught everyone about the cordyceps fungi that controls ants and horror media has been riffing on that concept for 16 years (often in very good and cool ways). Wild how influential that one segment of a nature documentary has been.

Legitimately insane. Just go on TV and say "The GOP is in charge of all 3 branches of government. Passing a budget is up to them. They are not respecting the budgets that have already been passed so we have nothing to talk about with them." PERIOD END OF FUCKING STORY

Fantastic and fascinating book, no reason not to pick it up at a great price if you like any meta-fictional/SCP/mind-bending sci-fi stuff.

Rudy Giuliani Awarded Presidential Medal Of Incest https://theonion.com/rudy-giuliani-awarded-presidential-medal-of-incest/

Home Depot has a lot of terrariums these days.

If you knock on my door and haven't arranged a planned visit in advance you are the Cops and fuck you.

I really think we need to have some mechanism in place for being able to say, in print and in the media, that a problem with a public figure is that they are insane. Not in a hyperbolic way. RFK Jr is a maniac.

Like legitimately one of the worst and ugliest photos of a human being ever taken. Making Al Davis in his last year look good.

lol at this little Hugo from Devil Doll ass

well she did not consider pedophilia inappropriate so what does this even mean

The thing about Cracker Barrel is it fucking sucks and only dumb bastards care about it at all.

this isnt about safety it is about punishment and control. the president is a child molester who put out a full page ad trying to get five innocent kids killed in 1989 because he hates black people and is terrified of them. he is drifting into the grave and wants to crack the whip as he goes

Vernichtungsschmerz by J.R. Hamantaschen is a hell of a short horror story. What a find.

We can't talk about what's going on without talking about the deplorable state of law enforcement in this country and Democrats can't do that until they discard reflexive rhetoric like "Of course we have to respect the police." No we don't! Not when they act like this! And you should say it!

ChatGPT talks to adults like it’s grooming them. Ohhhh wowwwww you’re so mature for your age. Nobody understands you.

wow i sure hope i can hear what some fuckin CHRISTIANS think about stuff soon. does anyone know where i can find that?! where a bunch of fuckin christians are saying all their little opinions on everything????? fuck i really wanna know!

The short horror story "Monsters" by Richard Chizmar, first published in 1998, just happens to have a character named Peyton Manning. It's not the football guy.

Stumbled upon this wonderful video from the creator of the solo game "Alone Against Nyarlathotep" in which he just walks along the Yorkshire coast with his cool dogs and sort of talks about the game rules. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXGK...

Loved The Imago Sequence and Other Stories collection from @lairdbarron.bsky.social, especially The Procession of the Black Sloth (which went right into my top 100 favorite short horror stories list). Super cool to see Asian horror cinema tropes invoked alongside "familiar" cosmic horror. 💙📚 🩸📚

in the US, your doctor has to ask your insurance if its ok for your kids to get medicine. and if they dont use the exact right phrasing, you dont get any. this is one reason we have to get all the people who work at health insurance companies into one place so we can "figure something out"

lol

All the dire implications notwithstanding it is hilarious how evil this technology is. Billions of dollars spent on this greasy lying stupid thing that was literally built to replace people, and everyone that uses it gets weaker, lazier, dumber, and sadder for having done so. Well done all around.

I think one good common sense limitation on the presidential pardon power would be "If you have been to 3+ fancy parties with a person then you cannot pardon them"

Ghislane Maxwell is in all those Meta Rayban ads right?

Newsletter: This is the Hater's Guide To The AI Bubble: genAI is nothing like Uber or Amazon Web Services, there are no profitable genAI companies, agents do not and cannot exist, there is no AI SaaS story, and everything rides - and dies - on selling GPUs. www.wheresyoured.at/the-haters-g...

Getting harder these days to purchase garbage bags that don't have a scent.