has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane

Can’t believe the good name of football has been sullied by a viciously corrupt and egotistical president, and also Donald Trump.

very sad about Frank Gehry. growing up in suburban Melbourne in the 80s, his music taught me that it was ok to be weird

@bryancurtis.bsky.social @joelanderson.bsky.social Only reason why “how long until she’s signed by CBS” isn’t the overworked joke of the week would be an argument about what counts as a joke under late capitalism/early nihilism

Oh shit it’s 9:11

I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination

I wrote for @theatlantic.com about the NFL's baffling scoreboard mystery: Why has a game never ended 36-23? Join me (via gift link!) on this @nflscorigami.bsky.social quest w/help from @jonbois.bsky.social, Dave Mattingly, some Scorigami-loving academics, and more www.theatlantic.com/science/2025...

somehow they do this for trump like twice a week. I think even homer would realize it's fake by the third go around.

That’s a bad drop #ashes

Now I get why she didn’t make it as a child actor

Up and about. #upandabout #ashes

If I were an Australian selector I would simply select a whole attack of Starcs #ashes

Hey Naarm folk, this band has had their instruments stolen 🤬😫 If anyone sees anything & can help get them back to Floodlights please get in touch 🫶🏻

RIP to a real one.

I’ve sometimes fallen into the trap of thinking that complementing a creative person for their work is less sophisticated or desired than discussion or debate about it but very often the best thing you can say to them is hell yeah and that doesn’t make you dumb it just makes you nice

I didn't mention it in my bit on this story from earlier this week, but one of the most dispiriting things about this, beyond how predictable it was, is that all these elected officials care much more about doing shit like this than they do about the University of Oklahoma continuing to exist.

YouTube Wrapped You spent 2,186 minutes watching: Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR) We believe your reason for watching this was: Not Sexual

The Wolves are losing by 15 to the Pelicans

The South Korean Ministry of Defense has awarded medals of merit to 11 officers for disobeying direct orders of superiors during the martial law fiasco, orders that they deemed to be contrary to the constitution and endangerment to democracy. www.chosun.com/english/nati...

In a thread about those interstitial videos ABC had in the ‘80s, someone mentioned this Prog rock really delighted in classical & folk music! These nerds are so stoked by their electric Bach Today’s equivalent is flautists playing ‘Badinerie’ over ‘Milkshake’, or drummers duetting with orchestras

I will never vote for Matt Bruenig.

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Pretty wild to see The Great Replacement Theory morph from a fringe conspiracy theory held by the most extreme Neo Nazis, to just being something that people talk about like it’s happening.

a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit

The very definition of strong floor, no ceiling mindset

every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades

I was worried my kids would rely on AI as a shortcut but they hate it. They use "AI" to mean stupid or cheap ("aimbot" means good). I tried to say AI is helpful for some things and my daughter said "yeah, for making you stupid." This is how they talked about Drake after "Not Like Us" came out

Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.

The cool thing here are that Franklin is firing a Russian/Soviet weapon that has a back-blast danger area which would set fire to the inside of the helicopter. Whiskey Pete probably doesn't know that because he's 10 fingers deep. Also I hope whoever owns the Franklin IP gets his house.

lmao oof

see what you’ve got here is a classic case of too many dries. you’ve got all dries, no wets. major blunder

Oh and at one point, one cop pepper-sprayed another cop. (Around the 12-second mark.)

What Australian outlets edited out of the opening of Kerry O'Brien's Walkley Awards speech on press freedom: (The full speech is here: www.walkleys.com/dont-kid-you...)

super job on the highlight, team

Bazball

If you said you were drunk but thankfully you barely drove home without passing out it would be universally agreed you should go to jail. It’s maddening how apparently if you own a Tesla, though, you’re allowed to brag about getting behind the wheel while impaired to the point of unconsciousness.

The man they call Punter youtube.com/shorts/y4uzq...

Lmao fucking hell

sunshine: comes from heaven, bright, warm, gives life too all oil: a disgusting and poisonous black ichor that has to be sucked from the bowels of the earth, literally made of death

perfect blog

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Hello, please see attached. They want to sign on Monday so we have our work cut out for us before then. I have a prior family engagement this weekend, but I’ll be available for update calls 9pm each night. I’ve put time on your calendars for those. Let’s get started.