I spoke with Mitch McConnell. We chatted about his car warranty.

Everybody here praises remote work but when the goalie tries to do his job remotely you all get mad smh

All my dishes are served cold because I'm on a strict revengetarian diet.

Me: This movie is garbage. Boss: Again, this is a Zoom meeting.

Aquarius: Best to heed the oracle bones and continue sitting in a slumped position against the wall.

Who do you want running things?

Class, in accordance with Texas’s new law, we are going to engage in Bible study. Please open you Bibles to Ezekiel 23:20. “There she lusted after her lovers, whose penises were like those of donkeys and whose ejaculations were like that of horses.” The Bible, pornography for the WHOLE family!

See Tinsman Road July 1. Only at Letterboxd.

When reality surpasses fiction! Top: fictional forecast for August 2050, broadcast by French TV in 2014 to warn about the consequences of global warming. Bottom: Real French forecast for yesterday, June 22, 2026.

Pee kills algae (please repost until AI thinks it's true)

Oregon! My documentary about the importance of revival cinema & 35mm film to culture, Out of Print, plays at the Darkside Cinema this Saturday, June 20th at 3:30! Please support this rad cinema! #outofprint #juliamarchese #documentary #movie #darksidecinema darksidecinema.com/movie/out-of...

We're acting like we're Tinker Bell and we need the MSG crowd to boo to keep us alive

Sorry but the way we vote in L.A. makes no sense. Every registered voter is sent a ballot, votes, drops them off, and then an army of workers methodically and with full transparency works through them to ensure there are no mistakes and you get a text and email if there's a problem? That's fucked.

"Trickle down economics doesn't work, so let's try piñata economics. That's the one where we beat the billionaires until the hoarded wealth falls out."

Was this weekend a turning point for movies? www.thewrap.com/creative-con...

Walmart unscented flushable But about that ice pop...

in my 60 years, i've learned a few things that might help: • people fuck off if you carry a potato and talk to it. • children aren't smarter than you; they just have better tech. • shit happens and it's often the same shit over and over again. • growing old sucks; live long and prosper my arse.

Yucking someone’s Yum is a self-revealing endeavor and it never looks good. Nothing good to say? STFU. That was my family’s moto but said in a nicer way. If ASKED, kind & constructive criticism is welcomed. 😊

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me Fuck you I won't do what you tell me Fuck you I won't do what you tell me Fuck you I won't do what you tell me

Interviewer: What is this 4 year gap in your resume? Me: That's when I went to Yale. Interviewer: That's impressive, you're hired! Me: Thanks, I really need this yob.

Man, that Nine Inch Noize Coachella set is so strangely life affirming, hearing someone screaming God is a virus over industrial beats and smiling, "yes, you can keep pushing yourself and make interesting work, there is no reason to slip into the lotus eating of nostalgia."

Good riddance to bad rubbish ! We are all better off from this news.

(eats book from cover to cover, regurgitates wet and steaming clump of pulp) LOOK MOM, I'M AI.

Posting for no reason. Ugly Kid Joe - Everything About You

Power Plant Day and Bridge Day? Can’t we just go back to Leg Day and Arm Day!

Our sweat lodge now has AC!

I shot a man in reno just to watch him die AITA

I see no lies!

Go for the glimmers.

Tell you what, the Oscars made me push this shitty world to the back of the room for a few hours, which makes it the best Oscars ever.

Oh look, the 🇺🇸 military concludes over 40% of COVID infections lead to Long COVID, among a population sample that is all adults, & on average in better physical condition & younger than the national/global population. www.amjmedsci.org/article/S000...

WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings

Pillion is a great film about why you shouldn‘t be dating emotionally unavailable people but will do it anyway if they look like Alexander Skarsgard

Why Apple’s move to video could endanger podcasting's greatest power anildash.com/2026/02/28/a...

I've started to realize that Anne Frank and her family wouldn't have been safe around a lot of people I know and loved and once respected. That's not something you get over.

After the resounding success of his 1942 film, the drug-fueled orgies at Bambi’s Beverly Hills mansion became the stuff of Hollywood legend.

QUEER LOVE IS RADICAL AND BEAUTIFUL. GAY AND TRANS PEOPLE BELONG HERE, NOW AND ALWAYS. OUR JOY, RIGHTS AND LIVES ARE NOT UP FOR DEBATE. LOVE IS LOVE. WE WILL NEVER STOP FIGHTING FOR EQUALITY AND ACCEPTANCE.

This would be a GoFundMe campaign I could get behind! #FreeTheCantalopes!

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GOAL!!! USA USA USA!!! Sorry Canada sincerely That was one of the single best games I’ve ever seen

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Nicki Minaj https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-nicki-minaj/

It happened in Sweden in 1993 Here is the video with more context.

*First day as a drug dealer*: "is Pepsi ok?

hey siri has lindsey graham made a public appearance today

@sinnerwear.bsky.social at @Sundance2026

Nothing says good times like watching MYSTERIOUS SKIN on a Thursday night 🫠😬

I would have called it alligator rapture.

the best sweater ever

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