Here are all 113 alleged members we were able to successfully extract. This data can also be verified via versions of the site captured by the Wayback Machine, even if it doesn't properly render the website.

SCOOP: So remember Dialog, Peter Thiel's private society that doesn't have a public website and no public list of members? I (along with a number of other journalists) have just been tipped off that embedded in the code of their closed off website there IS what seems to be a list of some members.

the US needs a new draft, except instead of the military you have to work retail or food service for a year out of high school so you learn how anything in the world works and stores stop being magic to you then every 10 years you have to do a two week tour to refresh yourself

There is not an editor in the world that would let you get away with this in fiction, the notes would be EXCORIATING

chew you havisfaction a singlicious satsifact to snack that up?

Like seeing a moose, you think you are prepared to bear witness to the UKite's ability to metabolise alcohol, and then it happens to you and you understand why the stories exist

It’s possible that the Post is trying to help this kid get a job in the Trump administration

Guy who writes Bible verses on his MLB Pride cap because he wants gay people to know God loves and supports them

1994 was a different world lol

REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal” SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives,

"it's big with trannies lately. they call it diy, they make you think you're getting titties but one touch and you're stroked outta your mind. even being in the same room has you thinking about those gender swap episodes of cartoons when you were a kid"

"Trump lost a war he never should have started" is the line here. That and "Obama was right, we had a good deal, and then this stupid fucker scrapped it for no reason."

when you board the train you equip the train as a hat and it covers your field of view to make it look like you're inside the train video games are awesome

in fallout 3's broken steel dlc, there's a train only their engine can't do like moving vehicles so its a npc that's wearing a train as a hat

Oh but giving Ukraine 70 billion in military assistance was a bridge too far I guess.

If politicians really want to “save childhood,” they can start by ensuring every child has three meals a day, a safe place to sleep, and safe access to education. Banning social media does nothing to help kids who don’t have basic resources.

"three friends stroked out from DIY hormones because they didn't dose properly" truly has gotta be one of the funniest and most absurd claims i've ever seen. talking about hormones like it's fentanyl or razor blades in halloween candy is beyond the pale. the three-letter boys are doing great work.

"The president got mad the reflecting pool wasn't reflective enough so he had it painted a darker color which warmed the water and resulted in an algae bloom" is really funny I'm not gonna lie. Everything this guy tries to do down to the most nothing of aesthetic changes leads to rot and decay.

The problem for saying "Well they'll have AI in the future who cares if they do the work in college?" the issue is the work in college is not 'productive work' for money or a job, your teacher doesn't actually want to read awful essays all day, the purpose is for you to learn how to make them lol

We've basically created a machine that asks every college student if they'd rather play call of duty for another 4 hours each day or do work and that's a pretty rough set of circumstances for people to stay disciplined with their first taste of non-parental freedom lol

This is the core issue with AI cheating in education, yes cheating before by paying people to write your papers was 'a thing' but the money barrier and the tendency of sellers to resell older papers they already wrote to get free money meant getting caught was easier then. Convenience always wins.

It is now illegal to post this image with the caption “become ungovernable.”

5. do incredible damage to the global economy that will cascade for months 6. get bored 7. give iran basically everything they want and make them stronger than before the war started 8. get ready to do it all over again in cuba

okay so let me get this straight: 1. successfully assist in a coup in venezuela, convince yourself you're invincible 2. start a war with iran assuming you will topple their government overnight 3. fail at doing that 4. demonstrate that iran can actually close the strait of hormuz (cont)

Usually when I’m being shown a Sonic figure that contains DNA it involves a photo of a jar

Evergreen tweet.

Tried to look up a Breaking Bad quote and instead got the Google AI roleplaying to me??

"antifa" on Bluesky and "anti-ICE" on Twitter. Huh.

Gruicide is Painless It brings on many changes And I will take The Minions when he dies

Skyrim modding jank will never stop being funny.

Was thinking how could someone post something this insane about Palestine and then realized it was the Xplay guy.

are we still doing riffs on this joke?

one of my favorite recurring subplots in housing discourse is NIMBYs talking about any major dev project like it’s a form of settler colonialism and meanwhile actual indigenous people are like “we are going to build the biggest apartment buildings you have literally ever seen”

The UK banning people under 16 from social media is going to have consequences that shouldn’t be unforeseen. The idea may feel sensible in a kneejerk fashion, but I really worry about isolating vulnerable kids. Abuse victims in particular might have an outside support network coldly cut off.

we need a simple, punchy term that encompasses all forms of respect for shared common infrastructure, because until we have a word for it there's no hope of Americans ever learning it

blasting music loudly in public spaces is so aggressively antisocial that in a just society everyone doing it would be sent to a reeducation camp that teaches them empathy

that's very funny and also legitimately evil shit

my man looking like the baby from the Teletubby sun grew up to be an alcoholic

Ren & Stimpy man physiognomy

Hmm. About two hours ago, former UFC fighter Daniel Cormier—scheduled to provide color commentary tonight—tweeted purported DMs from Eric Trump asking whether any of tonight's fights were rigged, apparently to bet on them. Cormier then deleted the tweet and now seems to be suggesting it was a joke.

40th time’s the charm?

Come to Bluesky y'all. Bu also, I can't believe this is serious. Just how stupid can you get?

Obviously, this is great to see, but it isn’t a surprise. The fascists were able to go on their racist rampage not because their community broadly wanted it, but because a small minority called “police” allowed it.

Fuck it. Shoot the hostage.

I guess there was a second Seagate submarine…