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My accountant got mad at me today because I asked him if he could set me up a David Lee Roth IRA

I sometimes wonder what my Blackstar will be, what will be the last Maggie pic before I die. I hope it is her having sex with a Giant Can of Mountain Dew whose penis is a smaller can of Mountain Dew, I hope that when I am faced with the great void I can finally be that free as an artist

Had a spare nipple-pass in the drawer, here you go

I like that Castlevania III ends with you fighting a Pazuzu statue like yeah if you’re gonna work something else into the classic monster theme they’d been doing up to that point it may as well be The Exorcist

Colors are weird because I think Maggie’s hair is like blatantly a shade of green and I often wonder if my sense of other colors is as off from other people‘s as that one is

It might be kinda corny but I like to think Solid Snake beat the odds and got to live for at least a little longer than they thought he didn’t even know The Boss but he was like the one guy who got it

Man I was cooking earlier today

I love the horns that kick in in the overworld theme of Final Fantasy IV after like a minute in the Pixel Remaster the soundtracks were one thing those releases did right (for the most part IV’s main battle theme Needs That Bass)

Surge is coming in for the attack!

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I had tons of fun drawing this whole set of Gladys. 🐑

you may not like it, but this is peak computer

Would it be considered “diabolical” to “have yerself a pint” while “shittin’”

God I love ass and backsack. Tits and bellies! COCKS AND HOLES!!

I saw this promo for the Stranger Things Cartoon and the way it looks and how they talk about it are so gaddamned irritating I think this may be it I think I may actually die here and now

Accidentally tapped into some other artist yesterday. The juice isn't the same recipe -- but if you need something Juicy, you can adopt this deer because they're an #adoptable!!! Comment below if you're interested in owning this walking Male Gaze.

Hi

Hold Em gentle like hamburger

An animation comm for Glaze!

Anyone who went to grade school in the Twin Cities area in the mid 90s remember that lady that came through to do an anti-drug talk and she had a rap that started like “marjiuana? naaaah you don’t wanna” Like most people I knew IRL remembered that even at from schools

Bettany Belt for @zoyler.bsky.social

Saw this trend and I had to do it 👀💚 Hope you like it! There's a bit spicier version available on Patreon, please check it out 😉 (Link in bio)

Pic for T-WolF and @badbullzato.bsky.social ✨🐺✨

big fan of evil women!

Crispin stealing Maggie’s underwear when he was over at their house hanging out with Sprockey and then Maggie finding it in his room when they finally start dating

A lot of times I do the “hey, one drink and I’m FLYIN’” line and I forget it’s from Batman 1989 right before a sober Batman has sex with a very drunk Vicki Vale

Commissions are Open again! 4 slots of 6 Available- hit me up in DMS here, Discord at Sprockeyart or Telegram @sprockey!

the great and powerful trixie vs the long and girthy twilight

Whether you're "phew thank god he's done with THAT" or "hey, where's all the incest" I've pretty much always said taboo stuff isn't anywhere near as fun (and really maybe not even fun at all) without vanilla stuff to contrast it so be warned/relieved that the messed up stuff is never really far away

#computer #tractor_feed #trypophobia

Halloween may be over, but EctoKitty’s heat isn’t

I Choose The Website That Allows Me To Continue On My Path Of Generally Not Knowing Who Sydney Sweeney Is

Girls, stop drooling. Thank you all, all the commission slots have been filled. For those who didn't manage to get one, you'll have another chance next time. Thank you all.

I guess Final Fantasy IV is probably what planted the seed of Smart Girl Twin/Dickish Boy Twin in my head back in ‘92 I’ll have to come up with what Sprockey and Maggie’s Twincast spells would be

I hope the Coors Gator from that episode of the simpsons comes to visit me this Christmas

Playing a Prince album track for the crowd at a large event and then ruining everything with noxious gas

🔞Helping Toriel bake a Creampie🔞 🥧 #Undertale 🥧 #Toriel 🥧 #NSFW 🥧 #XXX

That wouldn't happen to describe you, would it? Patreon | Website | Instagram

Orito Silly Outfit I'd pretend they're trying to be a trend setter, but really it's just my brain having visions and Orito being right there for me to realize them ║ #SaucyArt | #SaucyOrito | #Furry | #FurryNSFW ║

Everyone's like "oh bluesky is boring" yeah GOOD

See a back, post a back. Krista's mom has it going on.

Look they went to college together and ended up doing one of those man on the street interviews for HBO’s Real Sex

Still can't believe FFIV Cecil's last name is Harvey I guess if it were a different FF he'd be overreacting and mugging at the camera after Kain answered "doing the nasty" to Things You Gotta Do Before Going To Church On Sunday

It’s Naoe from Assassin’s Creed Shadows!

I made a "Walking Taco" but got so frustrated eating it I poured it on to a damn plate!