at least there are at least less white people who say ameriKKKan on here but maybe thats mostly the people i follow rn

"vibes are fucked vibes are fucked" im running half naked through a minefield wrapped in glad bags holding a big cooler full of dasani bottles and on every 13th stride i dump a bottle over my head and pretend theres an open fire hydrant god i miss new york

i have to drink tap water so my pineal gland wont decalcify and telepathically slam a 5 mile long freight train into a nursing home. this is a real concern for me. there are no FRA regulations on train length

lil fella of the day: jerboa @arcane.queerhou.se -"they are the most jermacoded animal. its like if a witch put a curse on jerma and he would turn into that animal"

i gotta replay half-life 2

Kisses 🥰

Honestly, I feel like one of the really shitty and often unnoticed side effects of the last ten years of progressives on social media over-focusing on policing language and terminology, it’s forgetting that not only can a good ally use the “wrong” word, but an enemy can EASILY use the “right” ones.

Nonomi😳

ill take a new selfie soon! idk! watch this space!

Just a little guy, a little birthday boy

so i see you unfollowed me. you might want to refer back to page six of my mandatory follower's agreement. you actually waived your right to a unilateral unfollow and agreed to settle disputes via binding arbitration. yeah, it's all in there. how do your thursdays look?

pinned posts when

i wish i could bump posts u all need to see my face :c

oh lawd he's trundling. that there big fella is perambulating. our old hoss is taking his evening constitutional

Every day I log on and educate you people at great personal expense

anybody want some bempo?

welcome to the youtube homepage. we see you passed out one morning with the autoplay on and we think you’d really like jubjub’s reaction to doctor dickinsect. no? maybe you want to see dennis prager’s corpus undulate for a bit while he talks about how god alone stops him from flashing kindergartens

The worst person you know making a great joke is 10000x worse than the worst person you know making a great point.

No author’s website goes harder than tie-in novelisation legend Alan Dean Foster’s:

im getting stronger and stronger.

*poster*

bringing this over here too

this summer DO get it twisted. benedict cumberbatch is The Slinky. coming downstairs august 18th

"Federation will fix this" Maybe but do you think I just wanna sit on my thumbs and wait around for the Bell Riots and the Irish Reunification and the Eugenics Wars and First Contact? hell no let's start fixing this now

what the government doesnt want you to know is that if you have enough asbestos, lead and microplastics in you it rolls over and you become the pinnacle of health and fitness.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/81608650

my brain has been on power save mode tbh. sorry if it is evident (?)

i was thinking of if strong bad would go to the barbie movie. my first instinct was no but then i remembered there’d be chicks there

hey so it's no big deal but i noticed you were being really annoying... that's actually kind of MY thing... lol it's really no big deal but like if you could come up with your own thing that would be great

is 300 characters more than twitter.. a bit right

youre not an eepy kitty. youre 29

skibidi bop yes yes yes

Every day I've spent offline Cari will update me with something like "You probably didn't see this, but this guy Cucumber Joe (who is very racist) just got outed as a sex pest and the entire Grumble Squad are defending him as a true proletarian"

絵です！！！

im an Ineffective Egoist

pov: u have been drafted into the gnome war

Underrated film run was “Jack Black right before becoming famous” where he played; 1) stupid weed arms dealer in The Jackal 2) stupid weed white guy with dreadlocks in I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

I'd like to milk the two people please

if you ask me why i made something the answer will tend to be something like "i dont know"

Hi! My name is Agatha and I'm an illustrator and animator living in Minnesota. I'm inspired most by the mundane pleasures of daily life. #art

laundry daaaaaay~

Casually mentions karate 7 times in my wedding vows

having meditated and consulted with the oracles, taken input from various household spirts and djinns, and such, i have come to the conclusion that what web 2.1 needs to survive is a return of the html <blink> functionality

i need to draw some comics or else the disease will over take me