this doesn't hurt kobe's legacy. he's still one of the 10 best shooting guards in lakers history

every bjork album is weirder than the previous one and that's the ideal career path for a musician

the next sirhan sirhan will be a guy from fall river named "murph"

i was radicalized by seeing the bud knight get murdered on television

my boss has put me in charge of new hires...the fool. there is now a growing contingent in this office that is loyal only to me

every food trend is designed to make a snazzy instagram reel and not to be enjoyable to eat and it sucks ass

international sporting events are what separate the true america haters from the LARPer frauds

ghost cuckold melissa etheridge be like "cum in my widow"

chris paul is an interesting case in that he was obviously great but no one wants to say it, not because he committed a horrible crime but because he was quite possibly the most annoying player in NBA history

oh that's just my uncle boonmee. he can recall his past lives

this is now somehow only the second worst thing to happen to a guy named drake at the super bowl

5 minutes left in the game his statline flashes: "3 rec 28 yds"

would it kill one of these figure skaters to do a routine to drum and bass

AI allows people to feel like they've accomplished something without having to put in any effort and that allure is too powerful for most americans. at least we're learning who's weak and who isn't

lemme put this in a language you'll understand: beep boop get blocked, bozo

man do i love being a low-level mook in a martial arts gang. a mysterious loner who dislikes violence just moved into town, and me and the boys are gonna go provoke him later if you wanna come with

i'm trying to explain to this child that actively resisting ICE might alienate the moderate voters the democrats need to win senate seats but he won't stop crying about how he hasn't seen his mom since a bunch of guys pulled her out of her car. someone help me here

social compact suggestion: anytime anyone is laying out this kind of engagement bait in 2026, blocked. this is either engagement bait or someone whose kid stopped calling them anymore because they can't stop saying "bernie bro" at thanksgiving dinner. rehashing the past does not matter, it never did

mike tomlin spent one season with aaron rodgers and decided he didn't want to coach anymore

packers fans haven't been this devastated since may 1945

HEY DJ PLAY MY SONG

there are a lot of people on here whose first response to heinous actions by the current admin is to get mad at "leftists who thought kamala and trump were the same" and guess what? they're a waste of time. they are sparring with ghosts. you can mute them and move on

mike tomlin is living a twilight zone episode where he wants to get fired but keeps winning 10 games every year

the white house thinks these guys are "fake news" traitors and they still debase themselves and carry water. everyone who works for either of these papers should commit seppuku

holding a vote next week on a bipartisan resolution to close the barn door after the horse escaped without congressional authorization

when a state like north korea operates in a state of readiness out of fear of something like this, even western leftists will scold them as a "paranoid dictatorship"

2020: the empty man 2021: the tragedy of macbeth 2022: jackass forever 2023: the zone of interest 2024: twilight of the warriors: walled in 2025: 28 years later

i can't tell if they shot it like generative AI deliberately to acclimate audiences for when netflix uses AI to make original programming or if it was just because they think AI videos are cool

farty poopreme

get ready for the rousing campaign message of "ICE isn't being run efficiently"

every clip and screenshot i see of the new "stranger things" reminds me of the "always sunny" episode with jon polito and lance reddick where danny devito is playing a teenager in the flashbacks

"cooper flagg" is the name of an evil southern sheriff in a civil rights movie

HEY DJ PLAY MY SONG

find someone who loves you as much as tottenham players love launching themselves at opponents' ankles

shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends

everyone in hollywood making solemn "je suis paul dano" posts is so funny. tarantino thinking he could do some orson welles-style hating and getting rejected like a bad organ transplant is hilarious

joe burrow flashing that coolness in the clutch that almost won a super bowl four years ago

why does every football coach look like a divorced grindset salesbro instagram guy now. where did all the frumpy old guys go?

when was the last time the tech industry created something that wasn't a toy for rich people and/or a worse version of something that already exists

me when a guy in a noir thinks he can dispose of the body and get away clean

tyler lockett forever vindicated tbh

doing the nyc subway takes show and saying the most banal shit ever. "getting caught in a rainstorm can be pretty annoying" "paperback books are more convenient than hardcovers on a commute"

the unaliving of jesse james by the coward robert ford

"why is everyone talking about star wars" the nation is realizing that a standalone sebulba movie would heal us

i think the thing that will heal this country is a pop song that teaches people how to do a specific dance

end of day meeting in my manager's office bc i've spent the last two weeks talking to everyone like i'm dubbing a character in an old kung fu movie

the chicago bears have a date with destiny (losing by 17 points in the nickelodeon wild card game)