mike tomlin spent one season with aaron rodgers and decided he didn't want to coach anymore

packers fans haven't been this devastated since may 1945

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there are a lot of people on here whose first response to heinous actions by the current admin is to get mad at "leftists who thought kamala and trump were the same" and guess what? they're a waste of time. they are sparring with ghosts. you can mute them and move on

mike tomlin is living a twilight zone episode where he wants to get fired but keeps winning 10 games every year

the white house thinks these guys are "fake news" traitors and they still debase themselves and carry water. everyone who works for either of these papers should commit seppuku

holding a vote next week on a bipartisan resolution to close the barn door after the horse escaped without congressional authorization

when a state like north korea operates in a state of readiness out of fear of something like this, even western leftists will scold them as a "paranoid dictatorship"

2020: the empty man 2021: the tragedy of macbeth 2022: jackass forever 2023: the zone of interest 2024: twilight of the warriors: walled in 2025: 28 years later

i can't tell if they shot it like generative AI deliberately to acclimate audiences for when netflix uses AI to make original programming or if it was just because they think AI videos are cool

farty poopreme

get ready for the rousing campaign message of "ICE isn't being run efficiently"

every clip and screenshot i see of the new "stranger things" reminds me of the "always sunny" episode with jon polito and lance reddick where danny devito is playing a teenager in the flashbacks

"cooper flagg" is the name of an evil southern sheriff in a civil rights movie

HEY DJ PLAY MY SONG

find someone who loves you as much as tottenham players love launching themselves at opponents' ankles

shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends

everyone in hollywood making solemn "je suis paul dano" posts is so funny. tarantino thinking he could do some orson welles-style hating and getting rejected like a bad organ transplant is hilarious

joe burrow flashing that coolness in the clutch that almost won a super bowl four years ago

why does every football coach look like a divorced grindset salesbro instagram guy now. where did all the frumpy old guys go?

when was the last time the tech industry created something that wasn't a toy for rich people and/or a worse version of something that already exists

me when a guy in a noir thinks he can dispose of the body and get away clean

tyler lockett forever vindicated tbh

doing the nyc subway takes show and saying the most banal shit ever. "getting caught in a rainstorm can be pretty annoying" "paperback books are more convenient than hardcovers on a commute"

the unaliving of jesse james by the coward robert ford

"why is everyone talking about star wars" the nation is realizing that a standalone sebulba movie would heal us

i think the thing that will heal this country is a pop song that teaches people how to do a specific dance

end of day meeting in my manager's office bc i've spent the last two weeks talking to everyone like i'm dubbing a character in an old kung fu movie

the chicago bears have a date with destiny (losing by 17 points in the nickelodeon wild card game)

i for one think the minnesota vikings owe it to themselves and to humanity to commit to the jj mccarthy project

pete hegseth looks like if bobby flay was slightly more reptillian

marjorie taylor guiteau?

you absolutely can have him wake up and say it was all a dream. it's a movie. you can do whatever you want

rico dowdle is a real "'sabotage' music video"-ass name

the reason trump is in power now is because ed, edd n eddy stopped playing on the tv

it is 2013. washington's presumptive franchise quarterback suffers a major injury at home against the seahawks. it is 2025. washington's presumptive franchise quarterback suffers a major injury at home against the seahawks

huge freeze? yeah, i loved arnold in "batman & robin"

if i was making fun of CBS's programming i would definitely come up with "sheriff country" as a fake tv show

my other hot take: the jays are finishing under .500 next year at the very least. idk if they can recover from this

what if tom brady was a baseball team (derogatory)

jays and dodgers doing this bc they knew i wanted to watch a movie after the game

it makes so much sense that taylor sheridan was in "sons of anarchy." the spirit of that show flows through everything he's made since

we really are reliving the george w bush presidency, huh

this is a really confusing game for me because i hate green bay and aaron rodgers in equal measure

rest assured, this account does not have negativity for rome odunze

if he went by fred krueger he would've just been some guy with an office job who sometimes forgets to keep up with his fantasy football team

paul skenes is like, what if a pitcher had randy johnson's stuff and and chris klein's on-camera charisma