You can always tell when you get to the right gate for a flight to Regina because of the dire sartorial circumstances

You've got to hand it to Tim Hortons. They know how to make a truly disgusting breakfast sandwich.

Mark Carney should promise a national inquiry into why Pearson sucks so fucking bad

I think we should step aside and allow the wild hogs to have their time

BRAVE: This relatively young woman has accepted her gruesome fate!

Imagine the fire department shows up to put out your house fire but instead you watch them burn to death in a lithium battery fire in their own truck

People always want to talk about how a single sour patch kid would kill a pilgrim but that's ancient history. I do believe that a single box of Kraft Dinner would kill King Charles right fucking now.

My Heart Will Go On on the dance mix is a recession indicator

Turns out It's Her Time was always about Claudia Sheinbaum

"Some people call me Maurice." No they don't, Steve Miller. That isn't true.

I feel so bad for TV writers trying to write about White Lotus this season amd having to pretend that a single exciting thing has happened

I haven't seen anyone "dunking" on him (maybe there are) but what I have seen is people pointing out that it's already extremely difficult for Canadian academics to get positions and it's frustrating to think that as Cdn institutions start snapping up fleeing US academics, it will become even harder

Gotta start writing again so I can tell people who ask that I'm a journalist instead of the excruciatingly boring actual answer

"What stage of capitalism is this?" It's all the same capitalism buddy

Timothy Snyder and Jason Stanley moving to Canada from the US is a real "out of the fire, into the frying pan" moment that is not unfunny to me

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Guy and his wife just said "we're having straight sex tonight!" And everybody at the gay bar booed

People are understandably focused on the CPC's sharp decline in popularity but there's an equally interesting story in the apparent total collapse of the NDP. It is WILD that there doesn't seem to be any push from the party to turf Singh, who is pretty obviously unable to meet this moment.

Jim Farney retire bitch

THIS ISN'T FUCKING TRUE. Nearly SEVENTY PERCENT of people in Saskatchewan live in urban areas. That's a lower percentage than most provinces (except Manitoba, which does not get this same treatment, despite having very similar demographics as SK) but it's still an overwhelming majority!

On vacation and around a lot of Ontarians amd sorry but you people don't know shit about fuck

Nothing worse than people fighting in your mentions. If you're in my mentions your politics are almost identical. Find the common ground.

This is what no class analysis does to a motherfucker

I think that for the period of the election, every candidate running should be compelled to live like the poorest Canadians while still attempting to do their job. Your personal budget is now the the monthly cost of welfare in your riding and your apartment is whatever you can afford on that.

The Westminster System understanders have logged on

Starting production on my line of Fuck Carney stickers now so they'll be ready for April 29th when everyone remembers how much they hate the Liberals again

If you must get addicted to something try to get addicted to something they sell at the gas station or your life is going to be a pain in the ass

I think this bird wants to fight me

My guess is there are more fascists in the Canadian military than the US military

These people are worse than the ones who bought their teslas yesterday because they want to have their Nazi car and also be considered virtuous and good

Imagine seeing this young man and not thinking "I should take a picture"

I engaged my uncle to catsit while I'm on vacation because he lives a block from me but unfortunately this means that the cats are being watched by someone who will not send me pictures

I should call her

Woman from northern Ontario asked me if we have reserves in Saskatchewan

It's damaging to the psyche of monolingual English speakers that most everywhere they go they can find signage in English even if it's not an English-speaking country. Cultivates an arrogance and sense of superiority that causes spiritual decay.

The airport is so good for when you want to see the most psychically toxic straight couples on the face of the earth

One thing no one tells you about adulthood is how much of it will be spent trying to convince your parents and grandparents not to climb ladders

No Canadian has ever escaped samsara

We're like six months away from the US Otto Warmbiering a Canadian who swipes a miniature American flag on a tour of DC

We hope you enjoyed your complimentary "Get Fucked Chrystia Freeland." We now return to our regularly scheduled "Get Fucked All of You."

make televisions credenzas again

Finding an old class picture from elementary school and realizing the teacher you thought was a decrepit senior citizen on the verge of retirement was like 42

We strayed from god's light when we stopped putting televisions inside enormous wooden cabinets.

very cool: ctv confirms that competition bureau is looking into landlords using AI for price-fixing, following Breach stories i worked on www.ctvnews.ca/business/art...

I have never in my life wanted an app to send me a reminder notification. I am ignoring this notification for deep rooted psychological reasons that are inscrutable to me but by which I am compelled to abide

Uber for babysitters would usher in a new golden age of babysitter horror films so who can say if it's bad

Pretty sure he's in hibernation but whatever

This person is upset that I cast aspersions on Canada's largest city.