I’ve watched this about 20 times already

among the many things I enjoyed about Eddington (2025) was the imo correctly calibrated "both sides" framing of "the left is annoying; the right will actually murder you."

All my homies are texting me 🥂

Bro is crashing out in full tactical gear outside the lobby entrance of a Home2Suites and gave himself a bloody nose by gassing himself because of a noise demonstration.

I remain absolutely furious that all this shit in Minneapolis started because a barely-literate homeschooled mormon made a video trying to run up in daycare centers trying to find people of Somalian descent doing fraud despite the ringleader (a white woman) being in jail since March. Demonic.

Farmers love to act like they have no idea who’s responsible for their problems, like this guy speculating it must be some Washington functionary because he loves everything Trump does. He can’t bring himself to tell the truth because he loves white supremacy more than his own financial success.

The brilliant thing about Gavin Newsom isn’t that he’ll cave to whatever political ideology is presently in front of him. It’s that he genuinely believes people will vote for him. We might be witness to one of the worst presidential bids in our lifetime and I cannot wait to watch him eat shit.

This makes me feel more patriotic than the national anthem ever could

The LeBron James of divorced women. No one is doing it like her.

fuck yeah

Paul Verhoeven undefeated in creating a movie that flies right over the heads of the people it’s making fun of

ice takes out ICE again 😬 🧊

"It wasn't murder, and if you say it was murder we will kill you, which again will not be murder."

this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

yeah be careful or they'll start shooting us in the face for no reason!!!

lol John Harbaugh fired

I’m about to be 45, and not having children is the one thing I’m NOT sad or confused about 😂

Resisting him almost always works, trying to bargain with him never ever works

This, combined with "vice signaling" (taking pride in antisocial behavior) has given us the reign of the Stupid Asshole, something most people are against, but can only be remedied if we're not too polite to talk about it

The Broncos are AFC West champions. Their first division title since 2015. They clinch their first playoff home game since January 2016. And they will be seeded no lower than No. 3 in the AFC postseason.

h/t to DC for reminding me what day it was bsky.app/profile/dcpi...

Hard to believe CBS’s Town Hall featuring a woman most people have never heard of being interviewed by a woman most people have never heard of didn’t perform better.

I keep seeing more articles about how they regret it now that the damage is done & I truly believe that if you have any genuine interest in salvaging what’s left of this country then whether you want to or not, you can never forgive these people. You can never let them live what they did down.

72 hours ago that man was the coach at Michigan, it’s going to take a while to process and even then none of it’s going to make sense

Every time Butker misses a field goal, a woman gets a PHD.

Still savoring that Butker doink

You either grow out of being a Libertarian when you're 15 or you spend your whole life as an intellectual clown arguing things like *checks notes* "Maybe allowing war crimes would be great for the drone strike & missile industries." Libertarianism NEVER leads to utopia; it ONLY leads to despotism

Funniest part of an NFL football game is when the defense gets a turnover and very briefly the football team turns into the theatre club and they do their little performance they rehearsed that week.

IT HAPPENED

Simply must post a screenshot of my favorite joke on this day

it’s crazy that for the rest of my life I’m going to think about this man every single thanksgiving

I feel like a lot of us in the comedy world failed the world at large when we stayed silent despite knowing all about Cosby and Louis so let me say right now that Steve Martin has eaten one banjo a year for the last 25 years

epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump

welcome back. if you're just joining us, nazis are defending pedophiles

The worst people on this country are having a fucking terrible night right now, and that rules.

Dick Cheney dying on this particular morning is really quite a good tone setter

Dick Cheney has died. He is preceded into death by his parents, the guy he shot in the face, and a million Iraqis.

even when far rightwingers are having an extremely positive experience on all fronts they’re still able to hallucinate a situation where they’re the victim

no they won’t

they are also collectively owned by the Panthers lol