Nature does not hurry, and all things are accomplished

this is genuinely incredible

The cure for fascism is lead injections delivered at 1,600 mph

hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again

Ohp I’m late for the dentist

PLEASE REMEMBER TO REMAIN AS CIVIL AS POSSIBLE AS YOU ARE BEING TORN LIMB FROM LIMB BY WILD DOGS

mfw I hear my musician coworkers talking about using Suno to come up with ideas while I’m taking a shit

lol owned

deadbert

Oop time to go to the dentist

Fuck it Oreos for dinner

*record scratch* yup, that's me. you're probably wondering how I got into this situation. well im a big piece of shit

In my first post of the year I talk about fear, anxiety, and how the allure of certainty and control through technology is harming us all. houseofmirrors.substack.com/p/your-need-...

Shit I’m late for the dentist

that’s why they say “all cops” and not “some cops”

What if you didn’t have to look it up

Ohp time to go to the dentist

10,000 in Minneapolis alone came to her vigil. There are only roughly 20,000 ICE agents in total. They are hopelessly outnumbered, and they will lose

if the american white supremacy force can murder even a white american citizen without a second thought, there's genuinely not a single human being existing within the borders of the US who is safe from them

what this should make clear to everyone in this country is that it does not matter who you are, there's no "it could never happen to me" you can be a white woman who drives around with stuffed animals in her car, and they will still kill you in cold blood and call you a domestic terrorist

To the gallows

All agents of ICE must die

Every day the fight continues to permanently erase from my mind the deepfake porn site formerly known as Twitter

someone just DO IT

It’s time for the world to Boycott, Divest and Sanction the U.S Avoid the Olympics, World Cup and other sporting events. There’s no reason to celebrate the 250 birthday of this fallen nation

it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"

if peeping toms can get on sex offender registries I think people who use ai to generate deepfake nudes of people without consent should be put on sex offender registries as well

Powerful people steering a violent patriarchal society will do nothing about this because they themselves are fucking pedophiles

Self-brushing teeth when

The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.

SMOKE WEED

good piece with an incidental insanely brutal takedown of klein

Guess what time it is

“You sure are remarkably calm for someone with absolutely no plan”

After I signed some document at a checkup the doctor said “with a signature like that you could go to med school!”

Heyo time to go to the dentist

I once ate a whole pizza

THINK ABOTU IT - dashare.zone ADMIN

Yeah, I see that. We had this essay-writing teacher when I was a kid that always insisted "assume the reader knows NOTHING," and I still take that a little too literally sometimes

To everyone in the quotes on this: 50% of Americans can’t read past a 6th grade level. How’re you supposed to build solidarity if you don’t meet people where they are? Do you blame the person who doesn’t know the neighborhood for getting lost? No! You give them directions!

Oop time to go to the dentist

Found the secret vibroslap on Axe to Fall

Why is everyone in Harry Potter always out of breath?

The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.

who else up on they orb

awake :(