I have very distinct memories of having to demo Halo 4 for Don Mattrick and realizing that these people just live on different planes of reality I was showing off my mission and when the Mantis showed up with its new cool intro vignette he raised his hand and said to the group -

Centrist dems won't ever call the republican party a white supremacist orginization but when DSA candidates criticize the party leadership well

white centrist liberals love to accuse you of racism and then block you when you find their post that said palestine had it coming

Make money like Quark Get pussy like Bashir Kill opps like Kira Act psycho like Sisco Live in hell like O'Brien Slime like Odo

Everyones excited for America's 250th birthday. From coast to coast, the patriotism is off the charts. What a wonderful time to be an American

"Israel comes to me in my dreams" is one of the weirder things an American politician has said

Alt right guys on Twitter trying to argue an uwe boll movie is better than One Battle After Another

Put a diaper on yo bitch

The same people who say "Trans people in sports doesn't poll well which is why democrats should abandon them" also seem to believe democrats MUST stand by Israel despite it being politically radioactive. I don't know if these "balls and strikes" strategy wonks are as impartial as they pretend.

One thing that's undeniably true is that throughout all of 2023 and 2024 we were told that if we wanted better politics on Palestine we need to elect better Democrats and now that we're doing that we're being told not to do that lol

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This guy is that dipshit in your freshman liberal arts requirement who insisted on detailing every class discussion with long-winded non sequitur about some basic bitch concept he thought made him sound smart

Nobody: Roster of a Live Service Hero Shooter that will be cancelled before it leaves open beta:

the haunted game

if you're a trans woman and you make a successful, popular piece of art you're going in the torture cube. yeah that's right girlie, it's cube time. shoulda considered the cube before you did all that art makin

reminiscing on how RBG refused Obama's offer to step down and choose her own replacement despite being a million year old cancer survivor, and later on in Trump's first term decided to officiate a wedding maskless during a pandemic and died of Definitely Not Covid a few weeks later

Fuckin hell Chuck the Supreme Court is not a victim of Trump's bullying, they are perpetrators of it, why is literally everyone in Dem leadership so fuckin intransigent and obtuse when it comes to recognizing what this court is

Four of the SC judges disagree with you, this wasn't a slam dunk

just saw a post say “rent lowering gunshot” and then the gunshot was: proship dni. and im not kidding rent lowering Ring Doorbell more like. what planet are you from. rent lowering HOA compliance

celebrating the supreme court and promoting the fiction that they are standing up against Trump is an insane rhetorical stance for someone in Schumer's position. The Supreme Court Gang of Six is the leading vanguard of the plot to enslave our country, you don't have to hand it to them.

Marathon 1 Magnum in the style of Marathon 2/Infinity

fuck the court and fuck every "it sucks but we gotta cave on sports, people have legitimate concerns, they'll definitely leave trans people alone after this" shithead on the way there

elderly council of wizards mandates child gential inspections.

They're calling it the super bowl of soccer

Gone off that ventanyl

only a 3-3 split for the conservatives on overturning the unambiguous letter-of-the-law in the US Constitution. "All persons born in the United States." 3 votes to overturn that on totally imaginary grounds. It's scary, not reassuring.

I feel like the Great American State Fair isn't being talked about enough cause this is one of the funniest and most embarassing things they've done yet

Did they post that they "don't understand" or did they post "sex scenes are pointless and directors who put them in are perverts"

The question being asked is never actually "does a country called Israel have the "right" to exist", the question being asked is 'does Israel, the Jewish state, have the right to be Jewish at the expense of all its non-Jews, its neighboring states, and at any cost".

I keep calling it "game over verse" to annoy my girlfriend

If Parks and Rec was on today they would have Patton Oswald’s character get radicalized by one of Ron’s bacon remarks, then go crazy and kill Leslie Knope with a hammer and film it!

"Evening Talk" - my oil painting

NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot

Anyone who went to a Palestinian solidarity rally on October 8, 2023 was morally correct to have done so. It was very obvious what was coming. But as history shows, you don't get rewarded for being on the right side of history; you get branded a "premature antifascist."

Wish they'd stop making games so POLITICAL

halo ce cortana 💜💚

A leaked GTA6 game description from a brazilian retailer mentions NPCs having routines and getting into mischief "dynamically" which is my favoritest thing in games ever since experiencing STALKER's a-life in 2007 so yes we will for sure be consooming on day one

Head of the National Security Commission of the Iranian Parliament:

it feels gauche to be excited for GTA 6 on here but i'm legit excited, Rockstar just has a particular sense of detail, from the world design to the gameplay friction to the physics, that no one else really executes on (probably for the best) and i'm just a slut for that capital-T Technology

what is more callous, someone from brookings having pig poop balls posted at them on social media because they said something dumb, or having a working health care or immigration system dismissed as a purity test or wanting a pony. and which one of these gets written up as a Very Serious problem

I Am Going To Kill Myself Bro

you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice

I've never been anything but terrible at brood war net games but watching casts from people like artosis is downright meditative for me.

the key to understanding the rich pricks fretting about the left destroying 'the democratic party' is that when they say 'the democratic party' they mean their gentleman's club. that's where they go to do insider trading & extort the elderly with scam texts. you're not allowed in there

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