Oh yeah, limitless 1000 and 2000 pound bombs for the IDF is GREAT for Palestinians 🙄

i actually think most men havent broken in to a woman's house and raped her. i dont think most men have done that

The Luddites' actual argument was that automated looms meant expensive, skilled workers were being replaced with literal children, who were then getting maimed and killed, and maybe this is bad.

the food safety stuff is another reminder that a large, huge, gigantic part of being a republican is going “lmao why are we spending money to prevent horrifying disasters from happening if they never happen 🤪”

unearthing paradolex.txt from the ancient tombs and blowing all the dust off it forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.p...

i actually have no trouble believing that all of adam carolla’s friends are rapists. that totally tracks, honestly. i don’t know why he’s telling us about it though.

listen if they're already going to weaponize the machinery of the state against us and lock us up for 50 years for having zines, i don't really see the point in not going full-tilt on these motherfuckers

sucks to suck

I feel like any discussion of the whole "Pipe Hitters' Union" business is incomplete without mentioning the term came about because some idiots misunderstood what Marsellus Wallace was saying in Pulp Fiction

Calling the RFK Jr diarrhea strain “MAHA Blast” since it has now evidently infiltrated Taco Bell

Putting a paywall in front of access to the store is a very strange decision

Holy fucking shit lmfao

it’s hard to explain how much shit like this has radicalized people. like i’m a white middle-aged broad who’s always been liberal but i’ve gone full-on “abolish ICE/reform scotus/the next dem candidate must commit to mass prosecutions” and you will not sway me from that position.

cloud! my sensors indicate that the small tesco is selling pepsi max bottles for only £1.30 today. if you can purchase the soft drink and deliver it to me i can provide you with extra world intel

a thing i've been on a lot over the years is many of the old thoughts and strategies on what could move, pressure, change elected officials are kind of out the window because they do not even respond to attempts on their lives with energy more intense than "damn, that was weird"

It’s true, Seattle. I want to ban rental junk fees & improve affordability for renters. My proposal will be heard in committee tomorrow. Join me at 12:45 at City Hall as we outline our legislation to create a fair, predictable, & equitable rental market. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

over the course of my life i've heard many many people say "it's too bad hitler didn't find success as an artist, maybe this could have all been avoided" and rowling really gives the lie to that

mandatory reading

To Democrats and their eulogies: If you say that democracy is under attack by the Republican Party—and it is—and you say that the Republican Party represents an authoritarian threat—and it does—then civility and comity have already been murdered, and shows of comity are utterly incoherent.

"verify your age" no

This show didn’t get a second season which sux but the first season was a brilliant murder mystery with great performances and you should all go watch it

Quick Tip: "Don't speak ill of the dead" means dont demean, or spread lies, or speak malicious untruth about dead people, who cant defend themselves Accurately describing someone's life and legacy is not "speaking ill" It's the truth - which is self justifying in that it is the truth!

i love that there's like 2000x more white supremacists than there used to be but they're all the exact same kind and degree of stupid

This stupid motherfucker is reporting on the I Think You Should Leave subreddit 😂

Mitch McConnell has 16 hours of oxygen left in the missing submersible

I had a great time at New World Comic Con and even got to meet some famous celebrities! But when I dropped a cool pic in the family chat I had to explain it to my mom

📌Just in case a MAGA in your life is lecturing you about respecting Lindsey Graham and the dead. Have a good day, everybody.

Almost certainly the best thing I was ever told about owls was when I met an owl handler at an owl sanctuary and he told me that the wild owls who lived near the sanctuary worried about the tame show owls there and sometimes stopped by to leave them shrews and mice as presents.

what windsey gwam meant too me, by senator bozo, age 5

Hi. We're in the Age of Diarrhea. I'm a global health expert on helping children survive diarrhea. Here's what to do if you might have picked up cyclospora. 🧵 1. Call your primary care if possible. 2. Take oral rehydration therapy, which isn't just drinking fluids. 1/

Lindsey Graham got the diarrhea and died. "There was nothing left when he was done," said an aide. "Now we have to try to put the diarrhea back in so we can bury something three dimensional," he added. RFK Jr. is going to give kids in school diarrhea to honor Lindsey Graham and make them stronger.

Well said by @normornstein.bsky.social; why can't Democratic Senators speak normally and honestly like this? bluevirginia.us/2026/07/sund...

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed.

Lindsay Graham was not just one of politics’ greatest worms, he was one of AMERICA’s greatest worms. Now he is in worm heaven, playing with that that great worm rock n roll band. Goodbye forever, monumental worm, you believed in nothing and it all worked out!

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Sometimes you stay up late reading and the world rewards you

I thought this was about Mitch McConnell at first but it’s about Lindsey Graham, either way rip bozo

Wherever this girl is (seen here giving graham the finger in 2018) I hope she has the best fucking day

Test your fucking coke, guys

I was looking through old photos and found this Accidental Renaissance Painting of the cats

Hmmm. Turns out Tomorrow Me has the same bad habits of Yeaterday Me. It’s almost like I have to make changes now, which SUCKS

I cannot fucking stand the "oh there are some factors working against us, we better just give up and cry" reflex that mediocre politicians born before color TV have trained into you. Self-aware wreckers do not do this much damage to the party

"Are you in reality, or are you in the Twilight Zone?" WELL GEE ROD I THINK I KNOW

I love this family of house finches that’s constantly yelling at each