"narco-terrorist" as a phrase is so phenomenal. combining the two biggest, decades-long foreign policy failures since the end of the cold war. i'm sure it'll work.

Fuck the stock market reports, this is what real life is like

Once again my political enemies are smearing me by presenting evidence of my crimes

Everyone knew the fascists would eventually turn to open support for pedophiles, but man, that was quick.

TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence! Real conspiracies: To: conspirator From: famous person Attachment: evidence.png

Still relevant

jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away

I would be utterly thrilled to rid the Democratic Party of everyone who was pals with Jeffrey fucking Epstein why exactly would I want a child abuser to make government policy

As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.

Wasn’t expecting the Epstein scandal to blow up the New York Times but sure, why not

Cheney.

every tiny crumb that leaks out is a career ending bombshell and we’re all just supposed to go on with our lives while our elected representatives shrug and tell us there’s nothing to be done about the president’s involvement in a child sex trafficking operation

FF7 Rebirth has so much time wasting padding built into it that by the time I got to the end, instead of beating the bosses I just got depressed and shut it down.

🤔🤨

We could have had it all

a new genre of photo in the last year is federal agents working for ICE pointing guns directly at photographers

I would say this is how every Democrat should be talking but pretty much every Democrat is on board with the imperial project so

I do think it's funny that we settled on calling it "posting like Sephiroth" because as villains go, I don't recall him being especially flowery or verbose. He was just kinda like "Oops I'm evil now, me and my mom are gonna blow up the Planet"

My last word on the matter

Democratic Senator Shaheen reveals that "We kept senator Schumer informed throughout"

Heritage is just cartoonishly evil. Just the worst scum on the face of the planet.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

The News: Now this question is completely without evidence, I want to be absolutely clear about that, no merit to it at all, in fact it’s even offensive to even mention it to you but Ms Rachel are you involved in the Jon Benet Ramsey case? Ms Rachel: uh

Ok. Let's take this at face value. The democrats plan was to force the GOP to go on record for being the is responsible for health-care premiums rising. Ok. Cool. Small problem with that. When was the last time that the GOP paid a political price for hurting the American people? Right.

yes senator they're roasting you on Bluesky, sir yes full roast sir, the communists, the wine moms, Bill Kristol, they're all roasting you, sir no, sir, I haven't seen him in Waiting for Godot, but he's roasting you, too, sir

writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight

And fuck them all unless they do

I'm so sick and tired of being lied to by people who don't even have the common decency or energy to make the lies plausible

DNC: We're going to fight to the very end to save healthcare for all Americans! GOP: Fine, nobody gets paid. DNC: No matter how bad it gets, we'll fight! GOP: Millions will starve. DNC: Do your worst, we won't give! GOP: We'll make your flights a bit late. DNC: We unconditionally surrender.

The worst thing Fetterman's done for his legacy is recover from all his health issues and stay in office.

Dealer: alright everyone ante up Chuck Schumer: I fold Dealer: … we haven’t even dealt the hand yet Chuck Schumer: I 👏 fold 👏

Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine

Nancy Pelosi’s trades over the years have been so good that a startup was created to allow investors to directly mirror her portfolio.

A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death. Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written." Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating. 🧪🧬🧫

We should take all these people's money

I mean,

Give the bathtub a pulitzer www.thebanner.com/community/ho...

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

They have had 15 years to think about an alternative to Obamacare and the alternative is

unfortunately this kind of line is always going to hit for me. it's never not satisfying.

It’s worse than you think. This is his lawyer Rita Glavin who has been paid tens of millions of dollars to smear me and the other women who came forward. She has led his taxpayer funded litigation abuse of us all. And here she is at the loser party with him.