Breaking: Trump's US envoy to Syria (also one of his few personal friends) apparently wholly unaware of what "Islam" means. This is stunning and in any normal world would be career ending for any diplomat in the Middle East.

In 1943, during World War II, statistician Abraham Ward published a groundbreaking study on relieving symptoms of inflammation in planes. He illustrates his insight with a famous diagram showing exactly where planes experienced inflammation, and the efficacy of acetaminophen in treating it.

Take your Kimmel protest energy and use it to freeze out that hateful JKR too! Maybe HP was a part of your childhood. Well now it's a slap in the face and a dagger in the back of people who just wanna live. Don't let her see a dime!

Spent the day posting "do better" under photos of people's kids on Facebook

New Holiday!

I think I just have to admit to myself that I don't like D&D. I didn't enjoy playing it. I didn't enjoy BG3. Critical Role campaign 1 was fun but I disliked the characters in 2 and I quickly realized I couldn't care less about 3. One season of Fantasy High was enough, y'know?

I think one reason I never succumbed to vetbro culture is that I think stolen valor is funny

I’ve been putting together a document outlining the major events of the second Trump administration. The idea is to try to delineate the parts that are consonant with ugly parts of our constitutional tradition, and which are breaches of the constitutional order. The sheer volume is overwhelming.

Cons fetishize the Hawg to an absurd degree.

As CNN offers daylong saturation coverage of the podcaster’s funeral, I went back and checked to see how CNN covered Melissa Hortman’s memorial on 6/28, where Walz spoke and Biden/Harris attended. It got about four minutes during the hours it was happening—less than Jeff Bezos’s wedding that day.

If memory serves she was terrible to everyone on her production team, so no, this was just a point blank “nobody wants to work with you”

They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.

the blood of thousands upon thousands of children will be on the hands of everyone who voted to confirm this lunatic to make all of his conspiracies federal policy

Kids would read more American comics if they were encouraged to crumple, tear, throw them in backpacks and generally beat the hell out of them. Big advantage of manga and scholastic ogns is that they’re sturdy and no adult is telling you to delicately put them in a plastic sleeve in a cool dark box.

Reactions like this to brians story show why it's valuable to keep talking about. As artists we are living the situation and assume others are aware, but the truth is most people do not know

Ah yes the many times The Woke demanded the President pull comedians from TV

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

As a society, the one thing we were totally unprepared for was annoying leftists being right.

A totalitarian movement must never achieve its goals, as that would eliminate the need for the movement itself. Even in victory, new enemies must be created in order to justify further cruelty and domination.

Schumer needs to go along with Jeffries.

Do Not Give In To These Fucking People Do not self censor. Do not let them scare you Or let them scare you, but do the damn thing anyway Fuck Charlie Kirk. Fuck Trump. Fuck anyone who tries to strip us of our God-given right to say those things

Far more dangerous than Trump, I think, is how quickly the last eight months have pulled back the curtain on America's elites and shown everyone how venal, how cowardly and how utterly mediocre the foundation of our society has been.

Insanely fucking irresponsible for the blaze to do this and just let him spew bullshit. He says he just went here to do citizens arrest but it went sideways so he had to shoot John Hoffman and his wife 17 times. Did he plan to citizens arrest all those people on his in one night? Yeah fucking right.

is this good

idk i guess if so many pundits think they and charlie kirk were doing the same job, we should believe them

It is genuinely humiliating as an America to have this sour, cowardly, narcissistic lout represent us and to know that so many Americans applaud conduct like this. Just deeply embarrassing.

yeah this is racist

Robert Redford playing a gentle incarnation of death, coming for a frightened old woman in The Twilight Zone episode "Nothing in the Dark" (1962). An extraordinary performance then, terribly bittersweet today

journalism was never cool. *Robert Redford and Hoffman* were cool b/c the only way to make a Watergate movie was to have it star these two extremely cool/sexy people! Reporters and good reporting are vital to a functioning democracy but it's a job for fucking dorks! It's a dorky profession! JFC!

One of the funniest things about being 39-40 was growing my beard out and discovering most of the color was gone. Everyone Disliked That. Turns out that existential dread has an AOE/splash damage effect when a son/friend/etc suddenly turns into a greybeard

not an exaggeration to say I am WEEPING with laughter at this reply from someone who hadn't seen that Robert Redford died today

This! If you missed the first print run, now is your chance!

He wasn't a fuckin' alcoholic you dweeb

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His brand of it is particularly garish but all authoritarianism is basically government by spoiled child. No capacity for or interest in any principles. People who are nice to me get treats, people who are mean to me get abuse. I get what I want or I cry and thrash. Embarrassing

at some level I just cannot understand how anyone sees this kind of childish whining and thinks 'this is my strongman.'

Everyone involved including these people

Jesus Christ

Robinson and friends seem to be pretty communicative, to be honest, so the longer this goes the more I believe that whatever truth exists is not a story that the administration wants to tell.

The Vice President is saying things like this and Schumer is still talking about bipartisanship. Something has to give.

reminder: when they come for you it won't matter what you *actually* said or did, they don't care about that

This may explain why there’s an aggressive response to people who merely post Kirk’s own words. It threatens the existence of the alternate Kirk - the motivational speaker that had been marketed to young kids and white Christian groups through selective quotation & clips.

So now we know where accomplished trans women authors with good politics fall on the social ladder: slightly below cis male credibly alleged rapists

Me: i’m Autistic Them: Oh you take things literally Me: No that’s kleptomania

Wow that’s a lot no wonder the line at Panera Bread was shorter

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

This was a word AND he cussed 😂

Rosa Parks moved to Detroit after the Montgomery bus boycott because she was fired from her seamstress job and blacklisted from work in the city