did… did the dog write this recipe

Everybody wants to celebrate the boys being back in town, nobody wants to examine the circumstances that forced the boys to leave in the first place.

It's once again the time of year when I remind folks that THIS tune is actually the all time holiday season banger: youtu.be/0skmusWwW-M?...

As it’s the season to debate whether *that film* is a Christmas movie, here’s a seasonal treat: a cat that looks like it’s falling from Nakatomi Plaza

We just accept it because it’s always been this way but ‘Ringo Starr’ is a bonkers thing to call yourself when the other guys are John, Paul, and George. It’s like having a band where everyone else uses their real name and then the drummer goes yes please call me Crackers Creamsworth

the person who named the Woolly Mammoth should’ve been able to name more things

and Drops of God

Throw in some Clue

Mixed with Shameless

since the cowards never made Hot Frosty 2, time to watch Champagne Problems

someone get Gerard Butler on the horn, 'cause Christmas Has Fallen

Gremlins 2 is cinema's highest achievement.

only other architect I can think of afforded such acclaim? Art Vandelay

you rang?

so the driver gets their heated steering wheel, and we can't throw a bone to the passenger? can't get a handwarmer of some kind while we toil in obscurity, staring out the window like the lost soul we are?

when you went too hard at Taco Bell

On the second day of Gheorghemas, Big Gheorghe gave to me... Two Types of Stories and a Bald Guy with Two Pupp-ies gheorghe77.blogspot.com/2025/12/gheo... @batogato.bsky.social

I mean, do we have to do this again? Folks, the worst Christmas song ever is "It's Christmas Eve in Washington". Please don't make me tap the sign again. gheorghe77.blogspot.com/2006/12/deat...

The abyss called. Your screams are noted.

IT'S THEIR TIME

interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years? me: [picturing a bleak post-apocalyptic landscape in which i compete with my neighbors for scraps of food] management

We ain't got time to waste (or time to bleed), let's get the world's best faux holiday (as voted on by readers of Nuns' Life) started: gheorghe77.blogspot.com/2025/12/gheo... @batogato.bsky.social

Things. Plural.

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)

if you’re cold they’re cold let your demons in

you will be visited by four ghosts on Christmas Eve: the Ghost of Christmas Past, the Ghost of Christmas Present, the Ghost of Christmas Future, and Patrick Swayze, who will assist you in pottery class

lmao nick folk you beautiful bastard

ME: hey what's up MC ESCHER: i have no idea

I don't need my pineapple to be a piña colada, I just want it to be a pineapple. What are we even doing

The Girl With The Bumper Stumpers Tattoo

For 17 weeks in 1991 the entire country was held hostage by Bryan Adams. We have never recovered as a nation.

When is the last time you saw this in the wild?

so that's not a no...

*extreme Beasties voice* 🎶One lonely flamingo I be All by myself without nobody🎶

Gobbloptimus Prime

the turtles know

wishing everyone a Happy Nordberg Thanksgiving

As we do each year, Team GTB celebrates the genius of Les Nessman and that band of misfits from WKRP on this Thanksgiving day gheorghe77.blogspot.com/2025/11/a-ve...

CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."

"Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives..."

on this Thanksgiving, I'm thankful for the Bounty (select-a-size) provided to me

maybe i am going insane

woke up at 3am to be here by 3pm

John Fogerty booking a flight: put me in coach

I think a lot of the conflict that happened in the Wild West could’ve been avoided had town planners in those days just made their towns big enough for everyone.

JAMEIS!!!

the Wizards haven't won a game in a month

cool ranch (sarcastic)

WIFE: the doctor said i need a hip replacement ME: *opens thesaurus* how about “chic”