Just passed the most existential door

who asked for this?

If life is indeed a highway, I actually don't want to ride it all night long. I'd love a good rest stop at the Walt Whitman joint on the Jersey turnpike to have some Bob Evans

this is one of the henchmen from Dick Tracy

Things were better when computer was in room. Now everywhere is computer. This is bad. Computer should never have escaped room.

yes, but... Fred's Got Slacks, too

GhaNOT GONNA STOP US AMIRITE

gonna need another submersible incident soon

pol pot

I love when the Versailles Treaty is trending. That's always a good sign

GOD: [going through his end of year figures] Prophets are up lol *high fives himself

COWORKER: what’s your favorite band ME: (totally not listening) you too

Iran can have a little ballistic missile, as a treat

I scrolled past it last night and can't remember who said it, but "Shrek going to a custody hearing" is still in 1st place for me.

Joe Rogan is what'd happen if Sylvester Stallone and Elmer Fudd got into a transporter accident.

finally, a place to cry

web site: would you like to download the app for the full customer experience?? me: wOuLd You LIkE to dOwNLoAd the ApP FoR the fuLl cUStOmeR eXPeriENce? shut up web site i hope you fall in quicksand

I want to know how Charles Smith is feeling today.

Gangster of love? No, I spend most of my time in the friend zone. Call me Pal Capone *shoots finger guns

does the White House think The Weather Channel... controls the weather?

“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment

"With [Cal] Raleigh on the shelf, we need a new object of affection. A different beefy lad with an arsenal of quirks, perhaps. And boy, do we have somebody for you." gheorghe77.blogspot.com/2026/06/plea...

what exactly does the pasadena police department think horses do in their free time

this is the ideal newspaper columnist. you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

[first day at new job] I need to take a mental health day

this is the greatest episode of the hoop collective I've ever heard lmao

Hey lets check in and see how divorced Tom Brady is these days

I don't need my deli meats Towelie

Props to my guy who started Cool Runnings an hour into an hour and a half flight from Louisville to DC. God speed, brother

last time a Knicks game had this big of a distraction AC was at the wheel and Juice was in the backseat dialing up Bob Costas

it is darkly funny that his son got married and he was like "ohhhhh uhhhh something popped up, you know, the war, I gotta do work on the war that night, unfortunately I just can't go" and then 2 weeks later, same war still going on, he's shutting down midtown Manhattan to watch the Knicks

The SS El Faro sank in 2015. One of the last things recorded was someone saying RUH ROH like Scooby Doo. I think about that a lot

this week marks 10 years since "milkshake duck" was coined

tsa has not deployed their best and brightest to the Louisville airport, Jfc

From White Castle to the Nile

hill I will die on: I'm sorry, if you are the bar/restaurant in a hotel, you can't close for a day. Sorry, but your guests are here seven days a week, I need you to be open all the days. If this makes me an asshole well I am

[whispering to crying baby] You have no idea

You guys, the White House accidentally ordered 10x the amount of Porta-Potties that they needed. The lawn is just acres of Porta-Potties. It’s all fenced off and you can’t see, but I took this photo through a hole in the fence netting.

🦋🐝

LFG

gotta love a distillery 20 steps from the hotel

somehow Trump showing up for game 3 is gonna result in catastrophic karma against the Knicks

have been in Louisville less than four hours and have been overserved* *by me. I did the overserving

I'm Clavicular, and this is 60 Minutes

timeline synergy @bageltiger.bsky.social @ivanthek.bsky.social

as per my last message in a bottle i am shipwrecked

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