What a fucking dork

Shedeur Sanders > Cam Ward is gonna be a fun sports radio topic this week. Fortunately, I’d rather spend quality time with Stephen Miller than listen to sports talk radio.

Movie you have watched more than six times with a GIF: hard mode. No Stars (Wars or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel

I’m still laughing at how openly corrupt the CFP decision-making is. Get boatraced, hold your position, even as every other team that lost a championship game dropped slots. Wild, man. And I grew up a Bama fan and couldn’t care less about Notre Dame. Irish got proper fucked.

How many fucking points are Fulham gonna piss away this season?

Alabama gets whipped and Notre Dame dies for their sins? Cool, whatever.

That’s goal of the year shit

Harry!!!

I am Spartacus

God’s had a good night on the gridiron this evening

i choose to believe that curt cignetti is responsible for both indiana and jmu being in the playoff

JMU fans are nervous-puking

Bloomington Onions!

Keep these teams ranked 1/2. Let’s see this game again for the title.

What possible reason could Cig have for calling a timeout in that situation?

Gus just gave us a “Man, oh, Manischewitz!”. In the pregame. Buckle up.

DeBoer gonna white flag it, huh?

alabama was #10 in the last ranking. they're going to lose this game, so they have to drop. there's no way the committee would rank them behind jmu, tulane, or uva, so they can't drop to 11 or 12. ergo, they shouldn't be in the playoff.

Holy shit. That pass by Messi.

Miami’s a mess

Yeah, so, fuck entirely off @cnn.com.

Don’t make me regret rooting for you, JMU

Announcers keep talking about drops when Barnett is throwing 100 mph fastball at dudes six yards away.

JMU fans, is it normal to be this frustrated with Barnett? ‘Cause this game is only close because he’s been wildly inaccurate.

Matt Campbell’s agent understands leverage, huh?

There are some cautionary tales about athletic programs jumping up without a viable plan. But JMU even sniffing the CFP at this point is remarkable and a testament to their entire administration.

Lost a prominent architect today for sure. Also, Frank Gehry.

everyone in group d so far thinks they have a chance to win the group.

Oi Oi Oi!

fifa's grift is so very subtle

someone let me know if they throw a ball at trump and it causes him to fall over and get stuck on his back like a turtle. that might be the only thing that'd get me to watch.

bill cassidy pretending he doesn't have agency with regard to what's happening with hhs and vaccines is maddening

Now do Elizabeth Holmes

I say this stunned but not flippantly. Did Putin write this?

Setting new standards for obsequiousness on the daily.

Happy USMNT is going to the quarters/USMNT is proper fucked Day to all who celebrate!

I did *not* need to see Nigel Trowbridge’s ass

Jesus, fuck, what? I wasn’t gonna watch anyway because it’ll be a tacky, gold spray-painted celebration of the twin frauds of FIFA and Trump, so glad to know I’ll miss this dipshit, too.

There are over 275 unique auto models available to US consumers right now.

w&m men’s hoops is a quad 1 win for the two teams that have defeated the tribe this season. as the prophecy foretold.

I am doing my part to counteract this by dawdling in my kitchen, taking time to play with my dog on the way from breakfast to my home office, spending part of each hour dicking around on various distractions and still remaining vaguely productive.

AI CAN SEE THE FUTURE! GET YOUR WAGERS IN NOW!

Tom Cotton is an Army veteran and a Harvard-educated lawyer. Which makes him multi-hyphenated liar who lacks a moral core.

This is @gheorghetheblog.bsky.social’s music

Oh, word?

this corpulent slob ranting about somalis reminds me of another (far less important and likely to make me seem very shallow) thing about this story: somalis, as a people, are visually striking. 1/2

they're stealin' the wine! they're stealin' the snails!

props to @npr.org for (accurately) using "racist" in today's 'up first' episode to describe that man's rants about somalis.

Buddy of mine had a kid who called his dump truck a “dum fuck”. Also a cute kid, tbh.

The Kangening is about to be visited upon Berman