/3 We’re faced with a regime where cultists refuse to question or dissent from their dear leader no matter how horrific his actions. If your response to that is “better start being like that and never questioning or criticizing Our Guy,” you are an unserious twat and should fuck off.

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

Reuters: FEDEX SUES UNITED STATES TO GET FULL REFUND OF EMERGENCY TARIFFS AFTER SUPREME COURT FOUND PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP HAD NO AUTHORITY TO IMPOSE THEM, LAWSUIT SAYS

In light of Clement using the term "kit and caboodle" at argument today, I must confess that until I was 28 I thought it was "kitten caboodle."

Massive investment in AI contributed “basically zero” to U.S. economic growth last year, Goldman Sachs has calculated. www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

underrated aspect of this: some kids might get to see special features about how movies are made

Lord, I've seen what you've done for others, etc. etc.

“let’s get our base violently hopped up on conspiracies about the Epstein files, which we appear in thousands of times” was maybe not the best idea in retrospect

In his acceptance speech for award for best screenplay, Ryan Coogler said “when you look at a blank page, think of who you love” and I dunno, that really moved me so I wrote it down and sat it on my desk to look at while I work

The last time I saw nominal adults being such incoherent whiny bitches about the Supreme Court was at every Federalist Society meeting ever

Bwuh?

I'll say it again: Donald Trump ruined Canada as an object of gentle, good-natured mockery, one of our nation's longest-standing and most cherished pastimes.

All my homilies hate AI

It was certainly well worth giving her a national forum to spew garbage and then be performatively outraged about it.

sending a river boat to sea might actually be the single dumbest thing this admin has ever done and I say that knowing who this admin is

as we continue to celebrate 40 years of Zelda i’d like to say that i sincerely love the existence of the official timeline. Nintendo got backed into a corner by forum nerds and said “oh you want a real timeline? here’s some shit that’s way more stupid than you expected”

as far as i can tell “bio hacking” is just a goofy term for giving yourself some combination of an eating disorder and a drug addiction

This one hits hard.

If DOJ tries to block the Netflix-WBD deal and throw it to Paramount, this screenshot will be on the first page of Netflix's first filing.

I can 100% confirm that we did *NOT* base the mask on Jeffrey Epstein. The mask was based on the old concept of 1930s era devil masks used by magicians. Ours was sketched by Tom Savini & sculpted by Jason Baker. At no time did anyone mention Epstein and modern real world abuse was not on our minds.

"And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head." -Terry Pratchett Masquerade

Wasn't expecting Hilary Duff of all people to make the messiest album of the year

the fun thing about this one is that it expires in 150 days and has to be voted on by Congress to continue have fun voting on that in the middle of July, Republicans

I don't have a spiritual bone in my body but am so on board with Pope Leo XIV. Leo knows: human beings have brains, souls, and consciences (whether or not they pay attention to them).

Team: scores a run Person: you know this will force the other team to score right you fools what are you doing

BREAKING: DOJ to investigate Supreme Court for mortgage fraud.

The Supreme Court:

Oh thank fuck, the neurosis level on here is about to drop significantly

a government for, by and of degenerates

i like that this is the nicest thing that vance could bring himself to say about jackson

"excuse me sir, there must be some mistake- i voted to create the camps, not live in the zone of interest" is like every trump voter

It’s really quite satisfying to see him referred to as Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor. Puts a nice stamp on what he isn’t anymore.

This is made more complicated by the fact that this is a JAG lawyer standing in for the DOJ (because most of the AUSAs quit). He was ordered to be a SAUSA, which means saying "I won't do this anymore" is a direct refusal to obey an order, which can trigger a court-martial or other discipline.

This reminded me that Kristen Bell was in the first 3 Assassin's Creeds as a key character for the Desmond story, and the writers sloppily ended it. Not only that, but the director later admitted that they killed off Bell's character without telling her because she wanted royalties after three games

THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOU CAN GET EVERY DISCWORLD TOME ON EBOOK FOR LESS THAN THE COST OF A SUBWAY FOOTLONG COMBO. USUALLY GETTING EVERY SINGLE BOOK LEGALLY IS LIKE 400+ NOT. A. DRILL. www.humblebundle.com/books/terry-...

Hell yeah! Now let's impeach RFK Jr., because I'm tired of tax money going to his weird little obsessions (shirtless sizzle reels with deranged clowns, hanging around roadkill burn pits, become the human avatar of E. coli via dark necromancy).

Tomorrow you may see James David Vance or some other purported Catholic from this administration with ashes on their forehead, it’s important to remember that it’s all just for show.

They put a fedora on a stuffed bear, cut away to avoid showing kid rock not drinking rfk’s raw milk, and the dude literally does a cold plunge in full jeans There are bald eagles and lightning bolts edited in They sincerely think this is all kewl

“I don’t want to be in this place I want to go to my school.” - 7 year old imprisoned by ICE for 70 days in a concentration camp in Texas. Today, after @propublica.org published this story, the camp was raided to confiscate letters from the children. www.propublica.org/article/ice-...

Looks like F.D Signifier's Tyler Perry video has been taken down already. Tyler Perry REALLY doesn't want you to see it. Wonder why. ... Anyway, it's up on Nebula right now. And you can get a free trial to the site. nebula.tv

I'm mystified by this GOP push, since conservative women are more likely to have adopted their husband's names than liberal women are; Republicans want women to get married and submit to their husbands; but if their husbands tell them how to vote but they can't because of this [brain melts on desk]

Recent CBS News news: 1. Anderson Cooper leaves 60 Minutes after two decades 2. Stephen Colbert reveals network won’t let him air interview with Dem 3. Producer says politics dictating what airs 4. Owner’s bid for CNN parent back on the table. 5. Not firing Epstein pal.

New FD is all about Tyler Perry. Perry's films have only been enjoyable to me as a purveyor of trashy cinema...mostly. But I can't deny there's some genuinely harmful messages lurking underneath these flicks. And an even more insidious business model youtu.be/RF8zwgqWPKU?...

::taps the sign::

I just spent a full minute bouncing my eyes back and forth between "62-year-old Kansas man" and "18-year-old ex-wife"

Become ungovernable