Tony Khan stated that if and when an AEW Hall of Fame is established, Samoa Joe would be a first-ballot candidate.

Me: Do you think Mr. Potato Head’s wife knew he had no legs or was she surprised when he took his shoes off? Therapist: [5 minutes into my session] I’m sorry, our time is up

Nobody ever says "I wish I'd played more video games" when they die. Video games haven't been around long enough. I may be the first to say it.

The Don Callis Family is evil but they have a very good vibe about them overall. Lotta good elements at play: They have retreats, throw parties for each other, they have a guy with a fat ass, three luchadors, two gorgeous Japanese dudes. 🤼‍♂️

The part of me that’s human feels so bad for this old man, but he’s done so much fucking damage, the empathy rips me in two. These people…man, i wish they would’ve been different.

Sorry I have plans

Saw a cat chase down a squirrel, leap on it, let it up completely unharmed, and then do it about 10 more times, with the squirrel really getting into it, and you just love to see those guys getting along out there

I was just going through a box of my old memorabilia, and I thought I’d share this concert ad from 1984 (just in case you thought my biopic was LYING about Howie Mandel opening for me!)

Welcome, new users. Posts on Bluesky are called skjörts. If someone re-skjörts you, that is a doppelskjört. If you respond to a doppelskjört, that is called a Trifect, and you cannot skjört again for nine hours. If you do anyway, that's a Time Clench. It's all very simple.

A message from the fine folks at Hey!(EW).

Thinking of you @realtaz.bsky.social and hoping for a smooth and swift recovery from your surgery! Hope you're doing well. ❤️🙏 #AEWDynamite

Good lord that Claudio uppercut was a war crime! #AEW

Awake And Mad About It: A Memoir

I wasn't completely sold on this rivalry because it sort of came from nowhere to me but if this entire thing is Stat and Toni Storm outweirding each other, I'm all for it. 🤼‍♂️

Bandido is going to have done the Macarena with the entire face locker room before Brody gives in. 😂 #AEW

I am loving Mortos’ yellow jewelry. First the shades and now this. Dude is a fashion icon! #AEW

Republicans do nazi stuff and then exaggerate their complaints by saying “oh you call everyone you don’t agree with a ‘nazi’ 🙄” and then we see their group chats and it’s like “hello, I love Adolf hitler”

Welcome to Bluesky: Weird Al is on here but you sometimes don’t immediately get told that. That’s most of the important information.

a hitman but just for slapping $100 bills into peoples’ hands

Seems like something massive spiders that mean people harm would say

Things I don't miss about smoking: The smell The cost The effects on my health Things I miss about smoking: Smoking

you can tell a lot about a woman by the way she cuts a brake line

[abruptly stops my nunchuck routine] I do.

Motherfuckers be motherfuckering.

this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look

Sharing this not to enter, but for visibility! ❤️ #AEW 🤼

Never show me anything RFK Jr is eating ever again

Bluesky is broken because the main Link is missing

(smiling catatonically while giving handfuls of both tax and tariff dollars over to a government that openly hates me) i am having a good time in life

controversial opinion Drink a glass of water

Making too much pasta isn’t really an issue if you also eat too much pasta

Watched this recently and it absolutely fucking rules

As Some Dems Run From Trans People, Zohran Mamdani's Latest Ad Shows Real Support open.substack.com/pub/erininth...

A Terminator themed Italian restaurant called “PASTA LA VISTA, BABY”

hey I’m sorry I was in a bad mood last night (I still fully believe this, though)

I don’t know much but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero

You can sense the delight.

Always a favorite.

This is AJ Link, known here as Łink. He's awesome. He's been permabanned for basically just making the CEO, Jay Graber, mad. This was a monumentally stupid decision that, AFAICT, may result in the collapse of Bluesky due to a loss of trust, but we'll see. The smart thing to do would be to #FreeŁink

Me: I just like to throw stuff at the wall and see what sticks. My landlord: That’s why you’re not getting your deposit back.

timeline asleep? ok cool here goes I think anyone taller than me should pay more taxes than I do

going on unsolved mysteries to figure out where my vape went

watch this if you haven't, it's PROPER good

Oh bless him 🥺

Slightly better translation of Ibushi's post here

honestly pretty tired of seeing man-made horrors beyond my comprehension