The hole that is directly above the nuclear launch button. Why was that even on a basketball game place?

I almost considered curing cancer once. ALMOST! Celebrate me, you bastards!

Legs are not coming.

Finally, a real use case for JavaScript

It’s hard to blame woke DEI when the military is losing a war because of the straits.

The Western powers really need to get a bloody nose from this stupid war. Make it clear that this is what mindlessly supporting the US and Israel gets you.

This site needs a break. Post 3 good things, none of which are the cessation of a negative. 1. To crush your enemies, 2. To see them driven before you, 3. To hear the lamentation of their women!

The Wii cannot be destroyed by mortal weapons.

My company has just sent this graph out about how the “AI” assistant is helping and it was definitely generated by “AI” because it makes precisely zero sense.

That was genuinely one of the best Star Trek season finales in the whole 60 year history.

Can this be a solution?

Can this be a solution?

can you even imagine being as comfortable as the people desperate for hypnoboobs to be more important to people than the cost of living, the demonisation of disabled people, trans people, refugees & other migrants, a government that does stochastic terrorism, a genocide in our name, i could go on

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness… => Paris, a city of contradictions.

Let's play a game Your pet gets chosen to be immortalised on a banknote Which picture are you submitting?

Starmer is playing a blinder in the courts recently.

While everyone is focusing on the Strait of Hormuz, the Ever Given has the chance to do the funniest possible thing a second time

My Pokopia hot take is that Pokétopia would clearly have been a better name.

Pokopia.

Pokopia has a mission where you have to boost humidity in a region to 100%. When I started it was at 71%, but after completing all the sidequests and spending hours spraying water everywhere I have got it up to somehow still 71%.

Just watched Abigail on Netflix. It’s weird how it’s played as a secret that she’s a vampire despite being in the trailer and also the Netflix cover image.

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (2006) (DLC only)

I have an annoyingly huge lump on my finger. I'm not sure what caused it, probably T-Virus.

Chotiner interviews Janeway

How I feel when someone blocks me.

They’re called atlases, people. #WorldBookDay.

How long before we find out that some of these planes took off on "defensive" missions from UK airbases?

How I arrived on Bluesky.

Do the rules of Ramadan allow Muslims to pelt Starmer with rotten fruit during the day, or do they have to wait for sunset?

The US and Israel are both so used to fighting wars against starving children that the concept of attacking an enemy who can fight back was totally alien to them.

The revolutionary guard has the chance to do a very very very funny thing

This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.

Please remember this is completely good and acceptable according to the USA and Israel: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israeli...

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The standard argument from the Sensibles that Starmer can’t just do nothing in response to the war on Iran so he has to join in reminds me of the Politician’s Syllogism from Yes Prime Minister: 1) Something must be done 2) This is something 3) Therefore, it must be done youtu.be/vidzkYnaf6Y?...

“The job of a national newspaper is to argue in favour of whatever policy or decision the government makes.” Absolutely screaming the quiet part at the top of her lungs here.

id have more time for the 'brave heroic soldiers' narrative if they were fighting in trenches instead of staring at a laptop directing drones to blow up schools.

"Why didn't Trump ask us if we wanted to murder schoolchildren? We would have said yes!"

I'm sure he'll soon put out a statement along the lines of "I hope the US and Israel will remember about international law when doing these war crimes, which I support."

I honestly believe that the Greens will be the largest party after the next general election. Probably in a hung parliament, but still the largest.

All those moblins I killed are going to respawn.

How does Starfleet Academy have third year students if it just reopened after being closed since the Burn?

The Shadow Ghost is a pretty cool monster. Capcom clearly got the message that people like extremely tall monster women.

When you start Resident Evil: Requiem you are told to enter your age. Apparently this doesn’t change any content of the game and cannot be changed after it’s set (presumably not even on your birthday). I’m kind of curious as to what this could possibly be for.

It’s called horseshoe theory because you only start believing it after being kicked in the head by a horse.

underappreciated but very funny gorton and denton sideplot: the conservatives nominating literal sex matters (uk terf group) trustee charlotte cadden, only for her to get the worst result for the conservatives in by-election history and lose her deposit

Very fun to watch the two fascist parties crash and burn again. I'm sure the only thing Labour will take from this is "we need to be more fascist".

“Friends” is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler/Joey, and Phoebot—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

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