Scheherazade, tell a story

"protecting women and girls" this was YESTERDAY

I guess we work out now, finally 🙄👍👍

Remember when MJ stole Bowie's miri off of Eddie Murphy 😔🙏

Sokka gives 6'3, Zuko give 6'4, Aang gives also 6'3 but looks smaller cuz bold, I will NOT be entering into discussion

My favourite vegetaboooiiineee

I LOVE BOOSTERS in 2 days

I will go to my GRAVE coveting MJ's 'Rock With You' boots 😭😭😭

ACKNOWLEDGING BIOLOGICAL REALITY 🤪👍👍

I used to sing that to my baby when she was LITTLE, Tabi Jean is not my bubba, she's just a girl that says that I am her mum, BUT THE KID IS NOT MY SON 🤪🤪🤪

🗣️🗣️🗣️ WHAT ABOUT ELEPHANTS? WHAT ABOUT US

Everyone knows, nobody cares.

Nope, don't care, Ms Cavalier over here 😘💅

Oh yeah cool I'm sure a petition will help, they never ignore petitioners do they 🤪👍👍

Spent my winter energy payment this week on some yarn so I can crochet some little blankies for my poor cold cats, they don't know they live in poverty 🥹🥹🥹

🗣️🗣️🗣️ I'LL BE YOUR NIGHT LOVING THING, I'LL BE THE FREAK YOU CAN TAUNT

Arbor Day, u don't really hear about that anymore, but it was fkn huge in primary school

The sun JUST cut thru the fog 🥹🥹🥹

UR MUM'S A STALEMATE 😤😤😤

Who sees the interiors like young Willem once did?

My dreams, a.k.a. Panic! at The Bus Station 🤡🤡🤡

And why on gods green earth would they do that? It's NOT safe to vote Labour, in the fricken slightest 🤪👍👍

THE PIE IS FUCKING HUGE AND THE BLOODY FUCKING WEALTHY EAT MORE AND ALSO MORE THAN THEIR FUCKING SHARE. THEY HOARD PIE IN THEIR FREEZER, THEIR BASEMENT, AND IN THEIR SECOND HOME, AND THEIR $500MILLION YACHT.

The privilege of being able to leave

my kingdom for a charismatic young orator in local politics who can sufficiently make the case that "nice to haves" are parades and food truck gatherings, not the basic social amenities of modern communities

I'm sorry I just can't worry about things anymore, que sera sera etc etc

They need your innocence to steal vacant love and to destroy. Your beauty and virginity used like toys.

You can keep on struggling when you're alone

Killed God, blood, soiled, unclean again

Nasty little dream, sheesh 😖😖😖

Kia kaha to Luigi Mangione today 😔🙏

I DO need a dress to wear to a wedding 🤔🤔🤔

Has my fantasy run out of delusion?

It's been so long since I read The Stranger that I forgot what the bros PROBLEM even is

Ugh gods NE movies

Grey not neon, grey not real.

I Like My RAVENS Like I Like My WRITING DESKS

Can u just not buy those scratchy old woollen school tights anymore?

Narcissi out already, cheer be erlier by the year 😭😭😭

Dream about Ollie Griffin, that's not NICE, brain

Oh I DO NOT mind if I do

Bruh I'm gona have to mute the word 'odyssey' 🥹🥹🥹

I thought I fucked up my bleach job cuz I had lots left over, but it actually looks fine 🧐🧐🧐

🗣️🗣️🗣️ TILL DAWN, TILL 3, WHAT ABOUT US, GIRL

Loooool spilled boiling water over my hand, just gota suck it up ig 😭😭😭

🗣️🗣️🗣️ (Annie are u ok voice) I DON'T KNOW

Accidentally smashed my last wine glass: jokes on u, universe, I have a new mug with a bunny on it

I'ma use mj to get me down the next 10kg 😔🙏

🗣️🗣️🗣️ ALL I WANNA SAY IS THAT THEY DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT US