PUT IT BACK

daniel radcliffe is on hot ones this week. he’s so delightful

the horror of editing movie channel promos is sometimes a song will pop back into your head years (decades?) later; currently dealing with katy perry induced ptsd 😩😩 #postchat #postsky

The thing is, it is extremely *easy* to be normal to trans people. It takes zero effort. Being normal is the easy, lazy option. You have to actually expend effort and go out of your way to not be normal to trans people. It actively requires effort.

one of the many things that really infuriates me about the whole AI EVERYTHING shitshow we’re living through is, it can be really useful for specific tasks. i’m currently using avid’s built in ScriptSync. it scans the script, scans the waveform, and makes marks where they line up. easy. done. 1/2

sigh. it is wednesday, my dudes. and i am fresh outta fucks

seeing news about a "memory shortage." it's not a shortage. billionaires who hate you hoarded it all so they could make everything worse and stupider and more expensive, just like with most shortages

My cat is very dumb. I came home after morning court to make myself a sandwich. After I finished, I wiped the knife I used to cut said sandwich on a kitchen towel. This brought the attention of my seven-pound, 16-year-old cat, who has NEVER NOT ONCE BEEN FED, to sniff the towel.

Got a Dr.'s appt today to go over the results of my bloodwork I ran a crowdfunder for last month. Pretty sure they're going to want payment for some other past due bills, so buying one of my pins, #suncatchers, or #art prints will go a long way to help! Here's a megathread of my Etsy listings: /1

Historian of medicine here. Yes. Yes, they did.

Just got a notification that my collection of short stories is now published on @hoopladigital.bsky.social So if your library has access to the app, maybe you can give it a read. #BookSky #WritingCommunuty #FlashFiction www.hoopladigital.com/title/19423367

love adam

AI filmmaking is completely unserious. You've got people with $30k begging the internet for ideas by next week because they have nothing of their own to say, it's just slop for the sake of slop. Embarrassing state of affairs.

Anyway to my burger cishetler mufos, now is the time to be loud on behalf of our trans and queer friends. I refuse to throw them under the bus so we can nominate some "respectable" pervert who will lose in the general anyway. We can course correct on this now and win, but there's not much time

*semis your colon* wait

It just struck me that newspaper comic strips were sort of proto-posting: you come up with a joke every single day and eventually you either mellow out or become completely insane

Heard an interview today where a guy said (and I'm paraphrasing) "LLMs have had years to train on every aspect of chess, read every book and article about it, review every match, but when they play, they STILL makes illegal moves. That tells you everything." And. Yup.

Feminists and specific women should aim, instead, not to achieve a reconciliation with men but to accumulate enough material power into our own hands so that men’s hatered no longer endangers our safety or constrains our prospects.

Hey Bluesky, could you help spread the word about my Patreon? My goal for the day is one new patron. Patrons help support my art and my existence. You'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, and other fun posts. www.patreon.com/jeremycreature

The only way we're going to survive is if we destroy the billionaire class. Not just because they're billionaires, but because all of them are genuinely evil people who are using their resources to destroy our ability to live.

They should invent a weekend after which I feel refreshed

From the people who brought you '996 is aspirational' comes 'every peaceful moment is a self-indulgent waste'. Making real strides in giving people stress related hypertension, here.

if you see this, post a character that starts with K

me when i can’t get out of bed in the morning:

just got the funniest error message i’ve ever seen 😆

if you see this, post a character that starts with K

PSA

Gonna start a service for amicable divorces: I'll ceremoniously swipe between them with my scythe, then intone solemnly "You have completed and thus discharged your vow. Death has parted you."

have your heights been sufficiently wuthered?

i yelled at some kids who were KNOCKING ON A TORTOISE at a nature reserve one time. and then i yelled at their mom 😬

prescription strength charcuterie board

you dont have to argue with everyone who tries to start an argument this isnt debate club you can jsut say "lmao no" adn go back to waht you were doing

drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen (thanks for this one @ganjananda.bsky.social 🔥)

🧶 #ShowMeYourKnits pink+red 🩷❤️ bit of a frankenstein’d pattern. yarn is miss la motte twist sock.

I need a podcast app that automatically edits out iHeartRadio’s 20 minutes of ad breaks that are only ever for the same 5 iHeartRadio podcasts I’m never going to listen to

Saw an old lady carrying a big bouquet. Yelled out, “You gotta stop buying me flowers, or people are going to talk!” Got a big old lady laugh. Still got it.

Pro-a.i. push- "everyone should be able to make art." Why? There's a ready public belief that the arts are easy/artist isn't a skilled profession. It's a target because art is the entry point to control narratives. There's a reason they don't say "everyone should be able to do theoretical physics."

Me looking at the buffet tables in the Chinese restaurant

right - you do need actual humans to do this stuff. i do not envision this meaningfully changing for a very long time.

Yesterday was the 2nd Wednesday of the month, which means it's ORCHID CLUB MEETING SHOW AND TELL TIME! You're welcome. #orchid #bloomscrollling #flowerreport 🪴🌱 Let's start with a couple of mine because DUH. This is Miltoniopsis Morris Chestnut. I have been growing it wrong but it's forgiving me.

the people who struggle to open a PDF call this “unskilled labor”

Rattlesnakes are doing their best!

I had SUCH a crush

i’ve always fkn hated this wack ass song, now i just have an extra reason

When your post gets in the discover feed

If you really want to learn about AI hype, please read about my many excellent cats

i simply keep reminding myself that ai sucks, actually ai-sucks-actually.fyi

We have a few swans here. This sounded like free improv jazz

FISH HELL IS OVER I SENT THE INVOICE

sure buddy