A man has been found guilty of writing a stream of consciousness novel. He is about to start a 4 year sentence.

Seen a few of the epstein emails now, all with different people and it's not the main issue here but is everyone illiterate

a riff on the most famous johnny cash lyric in the replies to an article _about johnny cash_ being interpreted as a death threat is the type of braindead, uncultured and ignorant moderation we've come to expect from the mods here

chat, is this bad?

Love to post on the website run by the functionally illiterate.

Theo Jansen shared beautiful footage that shows how his wind-powered "Strandbeest" walking sculptures have evolved over time. laughingsquid.com/strandbeest-...

Going to the Sistine Chapel and singing “more than a ceiling…” 🎵

cut to: cameron’s editor beating him with a big stick

It's ptarmigeddon! These guys are a lot harder to see now that the snow is on the ground. #birds 🌿

cut to: cameron’s editor beating him with a big stick

Actors should take note: this is excellent 'go home, you're drunk' body language. First walk like you've got a pantsful. Sway inexplicably. Few more steps and BAM! on your face, still swinging legs. Bonus points for the 'Quick, hide it behind the sheet!' fail. No Notes, everybody hit the showers.

what movie villain is a horrible "person", but an absolute joy to watch on screen?

actually angels are just the fruiting bodies of a much larger and essentially invisible organism

ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy

The Orange Fruit Dove decorates the treetops with its flame-like plumage. This species lives in forests on the islands of Fiji, where it munches on fruits and berries. Only males display bold orange plumage; females are green. Photo: Charles J. Sharp, CC BY-SA 4.0, iNaturalist

Have they thought of not making any more Bond films

how is there always a new bird that makes me go "what the fuck" these guys are always inventing, always innovating

I think I got more than 10 per inch when I started learning to tighten my tension using only the tip of the needles. It was hard to move the stitches in dpn 😂 Then I stumbled on this article from Patty Lyons and now I get whatever gauge in the yarn label. www.moderndailyknitting.com/community/as...

“I’ll just slip into something more comfortable,” I say, walking into the ocean.

🧶 i’m getting 7.5/inch on size 0 and they’re hardly sloppy. no idea how one manages 10 🙃

Hii I am at $95/$400 for my goal to get PRINTS of my ART! I need to LEAVE this toxic place and *heal*! I currently live with people who have abused me. I need to leave for my health and sanity. Please donate!! Venmo: @zzz22 CA: $ziizzzii Please share! Please donate! ANYTHING HELPS!! Even $5! 💜

It’s a good thing that Airport, Briefcase, Passport, Subway, Suitcase, Ticket, & Tram do this, because otherwise I might be more pissed off at them for pissing on everything. Every indoor play tunnel I have is out on the patio, sigh. #CatsOfBluesky youtube.com/shorts/VJyqh...

lilo’s fav times to cuddle are: - as i’m about to get up - as i’m about to go to bed

🧶🧶🧶 a quick bitch about knitting patterns: might i suggest that, if you’re getting 10st/inch on size 1 needles, you probably need a long holiday on a quiet beach somewhere 😖😣😬

As an app we really need to get back to blocking and moving on.

this project bag is perfect for the two balls of yarn for two-at-a-time socks 🧦🧶 and so pretty

socks are go! and i really understand what all the fuss is about re chiaogoo 😛😛 so good. these cables are gold 🧶

the first part of knitting socks (if you like TaaT) is winding yarn 🧶

If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”

Just an absolute banger of an animal family

planting a seed for myself - tomorrow i will finally start some socks on my new chiaogoo needles. i bought them ages ago and haven’t used them yet 🤓🧶

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdXe... i’ll just leave this here

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

i gave up

the costumes are magnificent

GDT’s #Frankenstein doesn’t really have anything to do with the original, sadly. very pretty tho

*whispers* It is a faithful adaptation of an early 1800s novel by a woman about an arrogant self centered man Why are people

Instagram used to be annoying because of the narcissism. Now it's annoying because it reduces the past to bite-size clips and regurgitates them for likes. It's like an attention-hungry dog endlessly eating another dog's puke and puking it up again while being bafflingly praised by halfwit onlookers.

not so silly, turns out 💖

We had to cancel our kid’s orthodontist appointment today because we can’t afford the visit. I wish the government shutdown would end and the reduction in force would be reversed. Things are tight for everyone, I know. But if wanna help me and my family out: ko-fi.com/prettyvulgar

Walt was NOT in the mood for wind and leaves today and walked us right back home after 10 minutes.

lol i’m really enjoying this silly milli vanilli (😉) biopic

Oh gosh, digging around in my old art I also found this gem. I kinda want to make her into a sticker. 😂

ooef 🥵

lol people LOOOVE telling you what they *just* use chatgpt for

I'm going to design a cat carry case that kooks like a cardboard box. Easy in. Easy out.

nobody angrily eats a piece of toast like aubrey plaza #WhiteLotus

the last couple of rounds of this are gonna be wild 🔥🔥

Lego did this to me on purpose. I just know it. It’s releasing right before my birthday and will absolutely sell out. I can’t afford it without crowdfunding it. Lego is my Autistic play activity. www.lego.com/en-us/produc...

fish tank drama 😆😆 open.spotify.com/track/3liBiu...