was so enjoying Dead Loch til the second lead character showed up 😅

voting system where voting "none" is not only possible but subtracts one from the vote count of all candidates

absolutely incredible filmmaking 🤯 a tough watch though youtu.be/-djpXYgWUOk

buddy about to have their mind blown 🔼 (cc @anginedepoitrine.bsky.social)

When will my husband* return from the war?** *Invoice **Be paid

I just want to be asleep.

Charmless Man is such a great video. A rich prick just trying to live his life, but no matter what he does, Blur is there calling him a dick.

absolutely incredible filmmaking 🤯 a tough watch though youtu.be/-djpXYgWUOk

After years of being unavailable or locked behind a paywall, fans of Tales From the Crypt will finally be able to binge watch the beloved series for the first time ever. Shudder announced today that it will be the exclusive home for all seven seasons of the anthology series, making it the first…

my cat wakes up every day fully expecting an uninterrupted session of Cheese Time, even though Cheese Time has rarely occurred in her fifteen years of living because of her lactose intolerance and consequent diarrhea, and i wish i had this sort of optimism about my life

I have nothing to add to this beyond this image that now refuses to leave my head unless I let it out

Stephen King: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the heroic cat King: it's about a cat who saves a little girl from an evil troll King: and also two other completely unrelated stories

Almost a year ago, I was described in the FT as "a Cassandra with a wry grin and twinkling eye", and was entertained becaus Cassandra (famously) was right. It's actually not fun, though, to watch the world do things you've been warning against: www.newstatesman.com/technology/2...

this cat is having such a loud pedicure

I can't get over this one. Just a man made entirely of cognitive dissonance. So confident he's intellectually and morally superior to everyone else that he says this with a straight face in defense of the robot that gives you early onset dementia and then convinces you to commit suicide. Astounding.

Conflagration

The next edition publishes in more or less 3 weeks! Submit your art now while we have slots available:

did i tell y'all i published my first actual knitting pattern on ravelry? it's a free crescent-shaped shawl thingy with drop stitch lace details, i hope you like knitting it up as much as i do (i'm on my third one) 🧶 www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib...

Look at this gorgeous cover for issue 2 (that Twisted Tongue Press revealed on insta) (Releases 14 Apr) Can't wait to share my story that got selected (the issue has some amazing pieces, that I got to read, and I'm very proud to be part of it) twistedtonguepress.com #BookSky #LitMag #ReaderSky

Kiss the ring, plebs

Project Hail Mary being so popular with men is proof that men want essentially the same thing women want: Ryan Gosling in a cardigan

If OpenAI just wanted to replace labor then they could have just paid every worker to stay home and still not have burned through as much money as they have building this crap that doesn’t work.

happy rex manning day!

#ballpoint #sketchbook

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For April I'm wondering what's the write* way to get more commissions and readers on patreon? Looking for 6 commissions ko-fi.com/lucidillusio... Looking for 10 new readers to join @patreon.com * Maybe bad pun isn't the correct strategy #ReaderSky #WritingCommunity #AmWriting 💙📚

Hey Bluesky, I could use some help spreading the word about my Big Cartel shop. Each of my creatures is designed and hand-sewn by me, and takes many hours to create. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

i think i need to start categorizing “inability to correctly type in password” under migraine early warning signs

if politicians can get paid for not doing their jobs, why can’t the rest of us

my entire IG feed is @anginedepoitrine.bsky.social i’m not mad about it ✋🔼🤚

gosh the desire to just eat my weight in cheese is so strong today

Next go around we should write into our constitution a way to like…stop a guy

For everyone defending and promoting LLMs and slop for *ANY* purpose? Your "revolutionary" phase will fade and when it does you will have to accept that the master's tools will NEVER dismantle the master's house.

Its like how if you used Napster you deserved to go to jail but if you're openAI you can steal everything

Trying to fund legal fees to sue our landlord, so I'm just reminding everyone that we have a few movie items for sale on our ebay page if anyone is interested. #filmsky www.ebay.com/usr/jswo3809

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

Be assured they are still deluding themselves that this is somehow controllable

BEHOLD the cursed lamb

It's time for a thread of Pookie. Pookie is the oldest now but has big middle child energy. Also orange cat energy.

Start calling freaks and weirdos (derogatory) freaks and weirdos again. We gotta bring back shame not tenfold, not twentyfold, but fiftyfold.

First teaser for ‘ONE PIECE’ Season 3. Premiering on Netflix in 2027. #OnePiece #Netflix

First teaser for ‘ONE PIECE’ Season 3 - titled ‘THE BATTLE OF ALABASTA’. Releasing in 2027. #onepiece #netflix #tvseries #serietv

¡El live-action de ‘One Piece’ volverá en 2027! Tercera temporada que se titulará “La Batalla de Alabasta” Su segunda temporada me ha encantado así que deseando ver más capítulos de esta adaptación 🥰 #OnePiece

SURELY someone can just delete that guy?! honestly how hard can it be? give him a poisoned cheeseburger or something.

But now that the people YOU elected are hurting your household, this isn't what you voted for. If you swallow enough hate, it grows like a cancer and eats the host. You voted for your own demise, and you will have to sit with it until the end.

"We didn't vote for thi-" You did. You just didn't expect it to boomerang back and bite you in your face. You were okay with the transphobia, homophobia, and racism. You were okay with throwing the disabled and elderly under the bus.

ich habe keine lust

on day 2 of a 13 day week 🫠🫠 just gonna sit here and wait for the locusts to come tbh

I took the German or Autistic diagnostic and scored Neither. I am apparently the control group. german.millermanschool.com

not to be a menace but if you feel like emailing my publisher about how much you're excited about a book 2 for hello sunshine, here's a place to do it: [email protected] (absolutely be nice please being not-nice will NOT help my case)