When you get a tray of good ground beef and have to resist the urge to grab handfuls of it to shove into your mouth

Muting Stancil's account isn't enough, I need to add his name to my list of mute terms because you dinks can't be normal

"because I got high" but it's because I burnt out

MIL got SO a harmonica for Xmas and the cat has more feelings about it than I do, climbing on his father so he can sniff the noisy thing

And another thing! Ovaries are the fucking worst, what the fuck

It's not even hard sometimes, like have you never heard of a picnic in bed? You can't bring snacks for a movie marathon? The simple act of shooting the shit in an accessible place is too hard for you? It's only hard and depressing if you're a dick about it.

Had a nice lazy swim in MIL's pool yesterday for the Chrissy heatwave and today I'm absolutely bloody shitcanned, I'm so sick of being forever sick #ME/CFS

It's 3:30am, I'm enjoying the quiet and white noise of the fans and portable aircon, Sleep SO just yelled "BULLSHIT" out of nowhere, now I'm peeling myself off the ceiling

Haven't been On Here much because my account is still restricted, might come back if I get mad enough about something or Bluesky fixes its shit. Happy holidays etc ily

Just saw the phrase "military drone metal" and got excited thinking it was a genre of music (it isn't)

She hates us so much lmao Jay you should try something called "radical acceptance" for your zen because this skeet made me cringe myself inside out

This place has the juice

When you're trying really hard not to bite my feet so you have to have a bit of a thrash

'TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY

I wish I could text the cops and be like "hey what's up why 3 cars screaming past my house with lights and sirens" instead of waiting for something to maybe appear in the news

Holy shit US defaultism is exhausting. I'm not American. I don't live in America. There are lots of us. Be normal about it.

I'm the kind of guy who wants to eat brunch but doesn't want to go out for brunch

Night at the Two Point Museum - I give you Fun Fun? Asking the important questions tonight: - What's the new TPM Digiverse content that's coming? - Is our flagship museum going bankrupt? - Are you ready for more chaos in the Lair's museum? - ... will you cause it? www.twitch.tv/dragancaor

People You May Know is one of the most universally hated things about Facebook. Did anyone even ask for this? When do we get drafts? When do I get my account back? When do you onboard actual trust and safety? It's like you WANT to be seen as a joke by both your users and your peers.

Rubbed canola oil spray on the unsealed vinyl tiles in the kitchen because the floor surface is uneven & the silicone door seal I installed was going WEEEEEEER every time we used the door Told my SO "just FYI I moisturised the kitchen floor but it shouldn't be slippery" & he was like "you WHAT"

I'm so sick of this shithole. Running surface spray down all the wastewater pipes because that's where this cunt came from due to the state of it & the lack of any traps in any of the plumbing. This is run down rural shit, not suburban shit. Your old place like this, @albomp.bsky.social?

This poor guy has always been Joxer in my headcanon and this post is what led to me discovering just now that he's Sam Raimi's brother lmao happy birthday Joxer

Never go full enshittification techbro

"look at me guys I'm a real social media" nobody likes you, fix your shit

@support.bsky.team unrestrict my goddamn account. If I was actually a minor and you were actually subject to the Australian social media laws you'd be in breach of them anyway because you have to delete accounts belonging to minors, not restrict them. This is "desperate to be relevant" type shit.

My SO had no idea at the time but right when the Bondi shooting started he was verbally abusing a couple of other white men at a mate's wrestling watch party because they kept making racist & xenophobic jokes & using slurs, ignoring the host politely asking them not to. They left in a hurry.

You'd think after dealing with chronic migraine for decades that I'd be less pathetic about getting a normal heat exhaustion headache but here we are sulking

What goes through a man's mind when he, in his capacity as a disabled kid's support worker, tells that kid's mother during a phone call about her kid's support "your voice is so sexy, I went back to work with a smile on my face". Fuck you for immediately making this an unsafe situation.

Caught the temperature drop when the storm rolled in and flung open all the doors and windows against the storm warning advice lol

Legit had a bit of a cry. If my core temperature hits 40 on the thermometer I'll go to hospital, im still getting smashed by heat exhaustion lying in front of a fan with a wet cloth and this headache is killing me. Fuck community housing, fuck climate sabotage, fuck @albomp.bsky.social #AusPol

I used to go camping for weeks at a time in summer. Now I struggle through heat exhaustion inside my own house even with a portable air conditioner. Heatwave peaks tomorrow, hopefully the ensuing thunderstorms bring relief.

Aircon is mandatory in government employee housing up there but tenants in poverty can buy their own or get fucked, according to that same government. Sounds about right. #AusPol www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...

@bsky.app i love how everyone complained about how the notification badge showing "30+" sucked and you've fixed it by changing it to "1" regardless of how many notifications there actually are. You guys are kicking goals all over the place.

The point was to delete their accounts, not lock their DMs @bsky.app #AusPol www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...

I'll tell you right now the Australian eSafety Commissioner doesn't give a piss about an obscure platform rated 1.7 stars on Google Play and the Apple app store when it's dealing with companies like Meta. Don't embarrass yourself, Bluesky.

Locking me out of my DMs while I still have access to everything else, like the vaccines cause autism conspiracy theorist in my replies yesterday, is not compliant with the Australian social media ban but it IS incredibly fucking annoying. Ask your legal team and fix it, maybe hire competent staff.

Sun precum seeps through the cracks in my curtains, I furtively creep into bed

Curlz MT supremacy

This is why nobody trusts politicians OR DOCTORS any more #AusPol

To whoever DM'd me: I can't open my DMs until I verify my age and I'm not sending my ID or biometrics anywhere for social media. Catch me on reddit, which is using less asinine methods to verify user age. www.reddit.com/u/CatchUNext...

When do those of us on payments who have been yelling about this being unlawful for years get paid for our work?

#BREAKING: The Commonwealth Ombudsman has published their investigation into the Targeted Compliance Framework & Mutual Obligations system Their findings on the Department's administration of many parts of the system are incredibly damning 👇

You gonna pay for transport or just drive em around yourself, cunt? Fucking climber

That is not a tasselled wobbegong lmao This is oceana.org/marine-life/...

He's a 10 but he occasionally has demented sleepwalking episodes like a deer trying to stand on a frozen lake and becomes a 6 foot 2 writhing mass of nonsensical limbs on the floorboards

I can confirm that even in Perth nobody regulates whether governments and their contracted NGOs actually do what they're supposed to do. Kids lived at my place before we did and were at risk of the same injuries we ended up with. #AusPol www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...

Alt text your friggin twitter screenshots so I can filter them out of my feeds dammit

I don't need to touch grass, I need to go back in the ocean

Basically the only reason I haven't returned to the primordial ooze is because I'm not ready to quit sugar but I'm like one more asinine headline away fr

Scromiting has gone mainstream. We did it, Bluesky.