Never forget that Labor implemented the data-matching algorithm that became robodebt when human oversight was removed. Never forget that Labor is exactly the fucking same as the LNP when it comes to eugenics like roboplans. #AusPol www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Is there a pin or patch I can wear in public to specifically let people who need it know I'm available to help keep them safe, like if some pervert gets weird about the contents of their underpants at a public toilet I'm usually clocked as a woman so I'm happy to bash aggro bigots indiscriminately

Me when it's 3am & I'm in my undies standing in front of my SO asking him to save me from the white tail spider above the bedroom door so I can cry and go to bed because

GG, the government #AusPol It is a criminal offence to disclose the location — these are slipping through the gaps in [the] 'merging' stage of the hearing and respondents are receiving the present locations of the protected persons," the contractor claimed. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...

Me when people ask me why I'm like this and my urges are lurking over my shoulder

Me happily doing a transhumanism 3d printing myself a peepee and normal feet

Me when people ask me why I'm like this and my urges are lurking over my shoulder

Me happily doing a transhumanism 3d printing myself a peepee and normal feet

Help a guy out having to order this friggin water from somewhere else more expensive with more delivery fees I need it so I can boil water without destroying my kettle lol This was $4.40 for 10L, everything else is at least double

Fuck the NDIS, we got Murica balls to gargle -albo, probably

POV: your weird son has weird feelings about feet so you can never truly relax because he's always SOMEWHERE

Fascinating, the confidently incorrect. Not a care in the world. Seemingly omniscient. Just out here distributing their demonstrably wrong information as a gift to humanity. Absolutely fucking baffling behaviour.

POV: your weird son has weird feelings about feet so you can never truly relax because he's always SOMEWHERE

My SO just put his guitar back on its stand and farted on it because it broke a string while he was playing Aftermath by Strapping Young Lad which is very Devin Townsend behaviour

Chats with my ND GP Me: ok I hope you get some rest on your time off GP: we're going to do some walking in Tasmania! Me: oh well don't get lost, there's been a bit of that lately GP: yeah I saw they found some bones. Hey, maybe we'll find Dezi Freeman Me: yeah maybe he legged it over the bridge

I'll try to remember to post screenshots tomorrow but CHL's state operations manager sent me a tenancy action plan in MS Excel for us to work on together and one of the items says that she's using my tenancy as a "lessons learned" case study at this month's team meeting & a state conference in July

Barnabeers on the coloniser campaign trail

I wish everyone a very dopamine for their work this weekend except for NSW cops, I wish them a very gargle your glock

Don't forget to sign up for #Robodebt Class Action 2: Electric Boogaloo by 4pm on the 6th of March 2026 #AusPol gordonlegal.com.au/services/cla...

Who's got 2 thumbs and used a poster to pass the age verification face scan thing 👍 😎 👍

It should not have taken this long for a disabled person to be platformed in mainstream media when all the eugenicist opinions were being aired the same day it happened. TW: violence towards disabled children #AusPol www.watoday.com.au/national/thi...

the suspect “self-radicalised” and “acted alone”, police say, while noting there is an abundance of white extremist violent material on the internet which as everyone knows spontaneously materialises without implicating any actual white people. www.sbs.com.au/news/article...

What the law is vs what Bluesky thinks the law is (and they haven't even been notified they're subject to it yet)

This is Bluesky's @moderation.bsky.app deluded opinion of what is safe for kids. Ignoring that Australian law requires under-16s to be banned (as opposed to under-18s having accounts restricted) I find it amusing (derogatory) that extremism is fine but non-sexual nudity isn't (not configurable).

This is Bluesky's @moderation.bsky.app deluded opinion of what is safe for kids. Ignoring that Australian law requires under-16s to be banned (as opposed to under-18s having accounts restricted) I find it amusing (derogatory) that extremism is fine but non-sexual nudity isn't (not configurable).

FYI I don't even get notifications for replies or tags etc if it's content Bluesky's dipshit AI decides is smutty or otherwise not safe for minors because of their broken age verification thing so I'm not ignoring you, the platform is just garbage

Online friend just used my irl name in the group chat because I'm in trouble 😂

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #AusHousing #AusClimate

sometimes being autistic on the internet getting dogpiled by unsolicited advice feels like being force-fed a whole box of dry weet-bix

Governments don't get to treat social housing tenants like cattle #AusPol #AusHousing www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...

Carb maxxing

Extrapolate this to apply to hundreds of WA tenants (because why would it only be me) and you have a large community housing provider haemorrhaging money via sheer incompetence and bullying vulnerable tenants to cover it up

CHL: we're a non-profit, you can't expect your social housing to be in showroom condition Also CHL: you're right, we've been fucking up your water invoices every 2 months since you moved in nearly 7 years ago so we have to write off over $1k of fake arrears

Carb maxxing

CHL: we're a non-profit, you can't expect your social housing to be in showroom condition Also CHL: you're right, we've been fucking up your water invoices every 2 months since you moved in nearly 7 years ago so we have to write off over $1k of fake arrears

Can't FoI labour hire, can't hold the Public Service responsible for the job network clusterfuck when it's being handled by labour hire, can't blame the government for outsourced failures. Business as usual for Albo from Marketing. #AusPol www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Landleeches are literally ruining our economy and still having a sook about renters being entitled for demanding habitable homes #AusPol #AusHousing www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

What will we eat when it gets too hot to grow food? #AusPol #AusClimate www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...

I'm bringing foul bachelorette frog back because it's not like I ever stopped being like this

Commonwealth bank is broken again and you've gotta wonder what the fucking point is

Legitimate complaint about immigration

STOP REFRESHING THE APP WHEN I TAB BACK IN OH MY GODDDDDD All techbros are grounded indefinitely

[terraria background music starts playing]

Sand is so cool! I wish I had a microscope to see what gets stuck to me when I'm at the beach or in the bush so I could keep a collection of the coolest bits and make my own best-of sand. Also forearm exoskeletons as sand is metal af

I'm in your interwebs, getting accused of being AI because the NTs can't comprehend that the clankers stole their writing style from the Words Autistics

If you find yourself with Tony Abbott's unsolicited support it should serve as a warning that you're doing something incredibly silly and should probably stop #AusPol www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...

Who's got 2 thumbs, an asbestos management inspection booked for 9th Feb, and a breakdown in their mental task queue? 👉 😭 👉

Finally found out who sent me a DM I couldn't read because Bluesky went all "comply in advance but it's not actually compliance" with Australian social media law they aren't even subject to with user numbers this small BUT THANKS SO MUCH for saving me from my mate telling he he launched a new TTRPG!

Every cunt involved in approving fossil fuel extensions should have to spend the entire heatwave outdoors so they can appreciate the full gravity of what they have done to this planet #AusPol #AusClimate www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...

It is the year 2026 anno domini and the only road into Western Australia has once again been cut off by fire www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...