If you're on signal & haven't already, maybe go to Settings → Notifications → Content → Name Only or No Name or Content Because apparently phone forensics can scrape msgs from notifications storage. Not just a signal problem, btw. Any encrypted messaging service w/ a "msg preview" type of setting

Proletariat rise up

Logged into Elder Scrolls Online for the first time in a couple of years and got spotted by an online friend who sent this to the group chat so I hunted him down and harassed him with emotes ingame

I hate when I finish a nice bowl of night cereal but then I burp and it makes my mouth taste like milky garlic bread from hours ago

Kiss the ring, plebs

I love how Synergy is the only electricity retailer for Perth, a capital city, and the government owner is this bad at data safety. dailydarkweb.net/synergy-data...

Here's some actual science on poverty brain, which has nothing to fucking do with temporary financial precarity. Poverty hits different; the damage it does to brains doesn't just evaporate if someone is lucky enough to escape poverty. Privileged dickheads. www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...

I submitted a response using the form at the bottom of the article that boiled down to "read the fucking room, dickheads". Feel free to submit your own.

"The good news? Poverty brain is temporary." Must be fucking nice. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04...

first image in your gallery is what's about to bring regime change in the USA

Ah yes, "if your pain was that bad you'd be screaming and passing out". Incorrect. Some people will literally die quietly, especially if they're autistic or have different cultural norms like this guy. I hope he sues and gets paid. Compartment syndrome is terrifying. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04...

The mix of hoarded fuel, lithium batteries, and indoor heaters is going to make for a very interesting winter. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04...

It was so weird growing up in the 1990s & the adults were all "oh Israel & Palestine is very complex, you wouldn't understand" but as an adult in the 2020s it's actually very fucking simple because Israel is literally a terrorist state. I appreciate my peers for saying it, wish governments would.

Meanwhile, the sleep version of my SO just suddenly yell laughed in his sleep so loud at 3:45am that I startled so hard I threw my phone at my face and this is one reason why Sleep SO is not allowed to sleep next to me

Reading a reddit thread in a women's/non-men's neurodivergent subreddit. I just love seeing so many happy relationships where people feel secure enough to do what works for them and fuck the social norms. Like sleeping in separate beds or rooms, or having a quick bedtime wank in bed next to them.

Fred go brrrrr

I'm not religious but from what I can tell it's wacky wavy inflatable arm flailing jesus day

Tangentially related; CHL's commercial manager did roughly 5 years at KPMG & pwc, pwc audits CHL's annual reports, CHL's a big player in privatisation of public housing, community housing is exempt from Freedom of Information & other transparency/scrutiny mechanisms, & government regulation is shit.

If you or someone close has been called a “picky eater,” COLOR TASTE TEXTURE may be right for you! I’m an Autistic classically trained chef and I wrote a food aversion acceptance cookbook and guide that’s all about finding what works for individual sensory needs. For all ages and cooking ability.

English is a bastardised colonial polyglot, the only kind of Proper English is Proper Fucked and I refuse to respect any conventions it purports to have

Begging Butler to stop using junk science to justify his asinine vape ban. Vaping nicotine is still way less harmful than smoking tobacco, it's not our fault you couldn't keep kids off disposables. Give us our mods (that kids don't use) back. #AusPol www.sciencemediacentre.org/expert-react...

Having a chuckle at the autistic experience of pain, how I accidentally under-rate what I feel because I have a high tolerance and still get shit done despite it so when I say 3/10 this scale says I actually mean 6/10 with my daily meds irp.cdn-website.com/e5e3d6d1/DES...

Bluesky Power User is the new Bluesky Elder

When you're so unco your life partner doesn't even need to prank you because it's funny enough when you spontaneously tip over and nearly crash through the wall trying to pick something up off the floor during dinner

And there it is.

So #roboplan is another case of a Department receiving a Ministerial directive to achieve something by fucking with support vulnerable people rely on with little to no regard for the legality of the ensuing automated process, just like #robodebt. #AusPol www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

I'm officially subscribed to my housing manager's doggo pics (he turned 5 and had a birthday party last week) and this extreme course correction in my professional relationship with this organisation is blowing my fucking mind

Wheezing out loud at the preliminary quote for the work required on my community housing shithole: $120,000 - $150,000 The audacity of the previous management to tell me "it's social housing, you can't expect it to be in showroom condition" Still can't believe we've made even this much progress

I had to read the sentence "pissmogged by a bladderchad" without my consent so now you do too

@hangmanpage.bsky.social is one of us too. #AEW is built different

Sent the invoice for Fred's vaccination to my CHL bestie so she can process a remittance for me, turns out we go to the same vet. She has a chubby yellow lab and sent me a photo, he's a 13/10 on the dog rating scale and I love him

Corruption is a cancer the WA Housing Authority has never quite managed to excise despite many years of public scandal. I'm legit surprised anyone still investigates them considering my ongoing ordeal. #AusPol www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03...

Update: "fake dickhead power ranger watch" has become household canon In addition to "space phone" when my alarms go off for my meds 4 times a day "groceries coming between 12:30 & 1:30, I set an alarm on my fake dickhead power ranger watch" "fake dickhead power ranger watch says chips are done"

When your horrible mother takes you to the doctor for shots and a thermometer up the bum but you won't let her cover the door because you need to see what's happening or you'll cry plus everyone tells you you're such a handsome man and you're a slut for admiration

Passages was instrumental in my survival as a Perth street kid in the 00s. Showers, washing machines, computers & printers, food, advice & validation from compassionate adults. We can't afford not to fund these services #AusPol www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03...

ADHD tax is a constant battle Browsing car coolant on the Supercheap Auto website and there's an exciting purple one that's $69.99 so my dipshit brain is trying to justify buying that one instead of the boring green $22.99 one No brain I will not pay extra for bonus dopamine Stop

Huffing mad copium

Drag king Meshuggah tribute band called Rational Gays

This must be a Perth thing To wit: (skip to 5:00 where the Shadowman will steal all your poop and show you his fingers) m.youtube.com/watch?v=JsI6...

Australians don't say "poop" like "loop", we say "poop" like "book". It's better this way. More impactful.

The landlord class are ruining everything for everyone except themselves #AusPol www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03...

The landlord class are ruining everything for everyone except themselves #AusPol www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03...

"look up Kit Wilson vs Oba Femi, there's poetry" - me, to the non-wrestling friend whose day I'm about to make/ruin 🤼‍♀️ #WWE

Lol summer power bill go brrrr

Renaming pro wrestlers Cake Fletcher 🤼‍♀️ #AEW

We call this shape "Pressed Beans"

Most of us left Twitter so we didn't have to keep reading this shit about ourselves

#AusPol let's start bringing this up in the press conferences and Estimates. Tell Chalmers how many jobseekers he gets paid and make him justify it in those terms.

Michelle Bullock's salary is ~$1.2m per annum. The maximum rate of jobseeker is $20,633.60 per annum, with payments frequently suspended for no reason under the mutual obligation system that forces people to look for work the Reserve Bank wants them to not get. Dead people don't count as unemployed.

When someone touches the back of your neck