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Happy Stanislav Yevgrafovich Petrov Saves the World Day, everybody. 42 years ago today, Lt. Col. Petrov prevented an accidental nuclear war. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanisl...

just got one of these from costco because how could i not?

I have to by law supervise highly seasoned third year residents who are functionally attendings and can explain complex pathophysiology to patients in clear language, and this guy is unsupervised practicing #medicine on millions of people

yes I see you are trying to go to bed but have you considered… cat

It’s not just that the place is closing, it’s that like five people immediately @‘d me about dinosaur sculptures.

Saw this fella today, just napping in the sunshine, so here he is for a timeline cleanse.

Will jimmi pickles learn to express affection without violence? An ongoing question

I have had a patient pull up ChatGPT on their phone and start reading verbatim what it says about their symptoms, rather than listen to what I just told them. Me, a triage RN with 20 years of experience.

So anyway, turns out plasma in menstrual blood can completely heal wounds in 24 hours. hudson.org.au/news/womb-to...

✨ Hocus Pocus, I cannot focus ✨ #cuteart #illustration #cat

Look at Toad. His edible is just starting to take hold and he needs to tell Frog that instead they should watch Big Trouble in Little China

I have had a patient pull up ChatGPT on their phone and start reading verbatim what it says about their symptoms, rather than listen to what I just told them. Me, a triage RN with 20 years of experience.

That controversy was my favorite. If you missed it, someone was lecturing me about how I was promoting harm to animals because I posted this print by Danial Ryan I had recently acquired. www.etsy.com/listing/1798...

This is the most filled with sexual phrases post about non-sexual things ever. I don't know if I'm turgid or moist.

Thanks for sharing, Jen! "Dare to be Powerful" is available here: www.rlmartstudio.com/product/dare...

"A pretty little place in Southern California, down San Diego way." (Happy birthday, Bruce!)

You guys do yourself a favor and look at what Eric Adams wore to Rosh Hashanah services at the Sephardic Lebanese Congregation

Tried to water the baby asparagus but the spout was blocked so I tried to shove the blockage down into the can but the thing inside shoved back. Computer…enhance. #garden #gardening #oopsfrog

IT IS TIME.

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

It's all fun and games until a cop handles a Tylenol gelcap with no gloves and within seconds their socks are bothering them.

Tylenol ain't taking this shit From tylenol.com

I am begging men to do this. Begging.

Neil Young brought it at Farm Aid. One of the greatest rock n rollers of all time.

i don’t think people on bluesky understand the severity of this situation. i woke up to literally hundreds of texts from friends and family thinking about either moving back home to india or applying to other countries for jobs. this includes me.

This is how the most epic side quest begins. Do NOT miss this chance.

This thread gave me high blood pressure.

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

My daughter sent me this article, and it was utterly horrifying. I don’t understand how a parent could send their child off to be literally tortured. apple.news/Acyfo5UH2RW-...

Umm, I had one of these in my living room for years. Don’t ask me why I found them delightfully whimsical.

How are these kids still missing it's been, like, 40 years now

“This isn’t the America I know” Black People:

For no particular reason. youtu.be/qO1No7HWT6Q?...

the algo gets me

Holy shit, this is a great way to put it You are not a bee. You are a predatory ape. Do you know how much rest and leisure predators need? Apes especially!

it's so funny to see America's health insurance companies be like "look. If there's one thing we love it's denying you care. but we ran the numbers - and we cannot BELIEVE we're saying this - and it's cheaper for us to just pay for the vaccines than deal with you going to the ER."

Saw this #SesameStreet reel on Instagram and felt so seen, it hurt. "And it only Tuesday." I wasn't expecting Sesame Street to still be making hella-relatable-to-me content when I was in my 50s, but dang. www.instagram.com/p/DOHCqVyjgvQ/

My family escaped Ukraine from the pogroms and were lucky enough to escape to the US. They took my family in — we had nothing and offered nothing, but a desire to get ahead and be free while being safe. This is a country of immigrants, and we should be honoring that history.

It is definitely the wrong kind of weather for this (85 and sunny), but I have Covid and can’t stop coughing and my throat feels awful so fuck it—we’re having chicken and wild rice soup for dinner. (Sub potato starch for the flour to make the roux for gluten free option.)

the zoo has one of those mildly-threatening anti-shoplifting signs by the otter enclosure. in case someone tries to steal an otter

when Sidney Poitier died in 2022, I wrote about how "Sneakers" is one of my favorite movies of all time-and holds up terrifically well for a 30+ year-old techno-thriller. with Robert Redford's passing, I am again imploring you to watch this perfect movie: www.actioncookbook.com/you-guysll-b...

Please repost with some art that makes you happy. I own these two framed prints from local artist, Ricardo Levins Morales, which I purchased from his studio.

I thought bay leaves were completely pointless, until I had Penzey’s.

Can’t believe my wife sent this to the family group chat *harrumphs indignantly*

if you’re up really early tomorrow look up in the sky and you’ll get to see Jupiter snuggling with the crescent moon, promises one of MPR’s meteorologists

TOP TEN CAT BREEDS 1. Super Bingus 2. Tender Loaf 3. Crime Bean 4. Le Squishe 5. Load-bearing Tater 6. Royal Softling 7. Electric Spiceweasel 8. Pantaloosian 9. Tammy 10. Dinky Porch Pebble

TIL about the stoat dance. I thought my daughter was kidding me about this. youtu.be/ODEUK5sB5vE