He is getting closer....Who wants to tell him?

squirrel: *points gun* me: what do you want me to do? squirrel: *gestures at sign* me: alright, i get it *opens book drop* squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion* me: NOT A SQUIRREL! squirrel: *disappears into book drop* me: *whispers* forgive me, keith

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

20 November 1936 | Czech Jewish girl Hana Brocková was born. She was deported to #Auschwitz from #Theresienstadt ghetto on 28 October 1944. She was murdered in a gas chamber after the selection.

Today's (and tomorrow's) GOP

SCOOP — A former staffer for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-NJ), Natalie Green, 26, was charged today for falsely reporting she was attacked by 3 men who wrote "TRUMP WHORE" on her stomach bc of her job. It was staged by her + a friend. Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.

There’s one person squarely to blame for Trump’s corruption, authoritarianism & assault on democracy: John Roberts. He’s enabled so much of Trump’s lawlessness while somehow escaping accountability for it New cover story from @pemalevy.bsky.social & me www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

I knew a woman who survived polio. She talked frequently about how terrible it was. She became an anti-vaxxer, luckily after her kids were adults. Her reason was that she had an autistic son. She would have preferred that her kids get polio. I don't talk to her anymore.

Pedestrian deaths have surged amid neglect and lack of investment - Washington Post www.washingtonpost.com/business/int...

Congrats Mpls! The city's achievement is not just about cycling, it's about creating a more inclusive, accessible, affordable, &safer city. District 61a is lucky to be home to recent upgrades incl. on Hennepin Ave in Downtown & Uptown & on Dunwoody Ave! Great progress & still more room to improve.

Minnesota now has one of the nation’s lowest kindergarten vaccination rates More Minnesota kindergartners have nonmedical exemptions for the MMR vaccine, especially at private schools. Too many parents love to have their children suffer in unnecessary ways www.startribune.com/minnesota-no...

Texas' abortion ban has killed another woman. Let's be very clear: Republicans are killing women. Democrats need to start calling them murderers loudly and often. www.propublica.org/article/texa...

Marjorie Taylor Greene has been disliked by the left for years and years and had never had to fear for her life. She's been disliked by the right for 1 day and now has to hire security.

Taking the whole lane ✔️ Distracted (singing) ✔️ No helmets ✔️ No lights ✔️ No reflective vests ✔️ Riding in a pack ✔️ The textbook radical anti-car cyclists our culture despises.

Sometimes my friends and I would wonder how bad it was gonna get, and I think this sentence does a good job of encapsulating our guesses.

Ultra-rare Midtown Greenway extension update from the Villager. www.myvillager.com/news/general...

It will not go to the 5th Circuit. By law it goes straight to SCOTUS. Ron DeSantis is a moron. For accurate information, analysis and opinion about voting rights and elections in the courts subscribe to Democracy Docket. hubs.ly/Q03M8rql0

You really have so little to lose and so much to gain just being nice and friendly to people whenever you get a chance. It's crazy more people don't do this.

On instagram I heard someone call her Megyn R Kelly 😂

oh god this is gonna end with Larry Summers contacting Olivia Nuzzi isn't it

the main thing I've learned about olivia nuzzi is that is a woman with absolutely no female friends

We just added over 1,000 more cities to our drop downs. All states now have dramatically more cities listed. We also did a second pass at California. In the last month we went from 140 cities to 2,000!

Escape room where the thing you are trying to escape is reading about Olivia Nuzzi

Megyn Kelly Anxiously Waits For Everyone Else To Start Condoning Pedophilia Too https://theonion.com/megyn-kelly-anxiously-waits-for-everyone-else-to-start-condoning-pedophilia-too/

Imagine escaping the literal Nazis, making it to America, living three quarters of a century there making your life, and then this:

TIL folks leave winter gear for you on the trails in Mpls! Got a hat and scarf! Think it would be better if it was a designated spot like a free little library but maybe Park Board doesn't allow on their trails?

This is, quite literally, the concluding chapter from years of vice signaling as politics. There is no better evidence for how putting Trump, a charlatan and moral void, at the center of our politics for a decade has resulted in the literal rotting of the soul and character this nation.

17 November 1934 | A German Jewish boy, Gert Loewenstein, was born in Aken. He emigrated to the Netherlands. He was deported from Westerbork to #Theresienstadt ghetto in January 1944 and on 16 May 1944 deported to #Auschwitz. He was murdered after the selection in a gas chamber.

Bondi has clearly explained to him that they can refuse to hand over the files now that they’ve opened “active investigations” related to Epstein.

Trump doesn’t have to call on House Republican to vote to release the file. Trump can order Bondi and Patel to release the files. Tomorrow. The question is, has he already ordered Bondi and Patel to destroy some of the files after they went through them months ago.

You should come to Hennepin in December if you live anywhere near Minneapolis. There’s lights and decorations and deals and over 50 events: holidaysonhennepin.com

Former House leader Ryan Winkler, attorney Chris Madel are alleged victims in THC company fraud case Christian Schenk is charged with stealing $76,000 from the THC beverage company he co-founded with Winkler Ummm, that is the stock photo for "THC fraudster" www.startribune.com/twin-cities-...

Shout this from the rooftops ACAB, Abolish the Police, and similar phrases are and always have been horseshit bad

Happily ceded. The framing is shit. Utterly. Words have meaning. The American political consensus will never accept the defunding of police agencies, the abolition of prisons or that all law officers are evil. That's onanistic blurting from jerking ideologyes that underminea any real police reform.

Might be that time again

Critics say a proposed ban on cryptocurrency kiosks in St Paul will harm small businesses who specialize in scamming your grandma and will just push grandmas to nearby towns to get scammed. kstp.com/crime-soluti...

Devo at the Palace

every company in 2025

This is brilliant.

Anyone know if you can request one of these bike racks be put on a pole in Minneapolis?

quite a hill to die on this late in the war

TIL I'm a Pittsburgh college football fan ...

Where's the beach? 72F at MSP today is the latest ever on record it's been this warm in the Twin Cities. #mnwx

...to the life of cities, you haven't actually been paying attention to what works and what is essential in policing. As early as three decades ago, Boston demonstrated that by targeting the relatively small number of people repeatedly involved in violent crime, profound reductions in assault and...

1) End the drug war. 2) Oppose mass arrest and mass incarceration. Stop overpolicing vulnerable communities for crimes that are not mission-critical. Broken windows and Guiliani's claims are a fraud. 3) Demilitarize policing 4) Police the police and then... 5) Utilize the resources currently being..

End the drug war. Change the mission. Demilitarize the police. Say no to mass incarceration. There's a lot of good work to purse. But no. All Cops Are Bastards is what they want to sell. Fucking submorons and a plague on anyone trying to bring n American consensus to actual police reform.

This is actually completely legal. There ain’t no law that a dog can’t shoot a guy in the back.