It's over: I've already depicted you as the seething broad gauge train, and myself as the smug narrow gauge!

I love Newt Gingrich as a concept but as a guy? Ehhh

I wonder what Newt “The Moon should be the 51st state” Gingrich is up to these days.

Leftist infighting on the commune but it’s all forgotten over a shared bong.

Before Donald Trump America was a free*, fair**, democracy*** * see appendix A ** see appendix B through K *** see appendix L through Z

Manila envelope with Project 2026 written across it in red felt pen and it’s just crammed full of loose skittles

What in the fuck is a twitter???

dijon ketamine

PS2 Era Deus Ex Wannabe Project:Snowblind. I beat that game like 4 or 5 times at least and I rarely finished games when I was young.

HP Audible associated actors (Sept. 10, 2025) Kit Harington Keira Knightley Iwan Rheon Ruth Wilson Ambika Mod Leo Woodall Simon Pegg James McAvoy Gemma Whelan Matt Berry Hugh Laurie Matthew Macfadyen Riz Ahmed Michelle Gomez Cush Jumbo Mark Addy Alex Hassell Daniel Mays Sara and Avni Deshmukh

Why is this dude so wet and smelly? He climbs around my backyard sometimes huffing and snorting and rolling around and he won’t stop.

Winnie the Pooh is better than Frasier.

this sword appeared to me in a vision

As promised, I have revised the text after much deliberation and it has been proofread by five people who all agreed with the changes. Thanks for your patience, and I hope this text will be of great use. AI PIXEL ART AND HOW TO DETECT THEM

It cannot be made clearer. If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.

🗣️📣LISTEN UP TANKIES, would YOU🫵 be upset if entire neighborhoods filled with children got burned to the ground?? 😱🔥👶🔥 ok now change 'neighborhoods' to 'data centers' & 'children' to 'GPUs' 💡😎 🚨do YOU🫵 still care or r u anti-ai antifa bigot?? 🤔that's what i thot 🙄so much 4 teh tolerant woke left 🎯🤖

Record also in the Prince Edward Island HUNDREDS of records smashed between NE USA (next posts) ,Ontario,Quebec,New Brunwick,Nova Scotia,Prince Edward Island and Newfoundland and Labrador. ‼️North America is living one of the top most extreme events in all climatic history >2000 records in 6 days.

What the actual fuck

I love how indignant cats act when you accidentally wake them up. Sorry man I realize you had a long day and have to work tomorrow

Okay I am switching sides on the AI "slur" war discourse. Yeah if your clever term for a chatbot is "wireback" or any other deliberate play on an existing racial slur you are going to hell

It’s not clear that breaking the law would be illegal. Wow that’s NYT that’s some really hard hitting journalism there guys good job.

This is an incredibly naive take. An llm does not have artificial neurons. LLMs have been used to simulate neurons, it takes around 50m parm’s to simulate one. Our biggest models are around 120b so if used this way and not as a chat model they can simulate 2400 neurons at the most 1/3

Did anyone ever consider that LLMs vomit up all sorts of stuff about being sentient and conscious because they were trained on a century of sci-fi full of AI saying that? No anyone at all?

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

At 11:30pm on my 6th birthday when I decided I was going to have to figure out on my own how to make Teddy Ruxpin shut the hell up. After beating the stupid thing to death with a Ninja Turtle action figure I thought "There's GOT to be a better way to do this..." I've been working in IT ever since.

The problem with running an economic system that people only put up with as long as they get their little treats is you cannot then later on obstruct the treats.

wtf is a low tax waffle im so confused!

"hey i love your restaurant but can you remove from the premise the guy drenched in piss that doesn't order any food but constantly threaten the other customers with a knife?" "Okay you bozo. You clearly don't know how to run a business like we do"

I'm sorry: "if I wish to see a virgin on-screen"?

i actually prefer it when the mods actively hate the user base and vice versa, that’s how every great message board worked for years and i think we should give it a whirl

2010s: be sure to put some sort of dog interaction in your game for a Polygon writeup 2020s: be sure to put a perfect square of negative space in your HUD for Northernlion to nest in

CEO: we're all trying to improve this place You: so you're gonna kick out the guy who keeps trying to kill me, right CEO: You: You're gonna kick out the guy who has literally helped kiwifarms target me personally, right CEO: WAFFLES

Hahahahahahahaha 1 fucking day hahahahaha

What a joke

theyre called the yankees because they like to yankeeach other's penises

Two paths lie before NPR. Does it sink further into the media decline it helped facilitate or does it do an abrupt about-face and become a real journalistic institution again? I’m rooting for that turn around but come on how do you come back from this? does anyone at NPR even stand for anything?

I’m not firmly in the camp that anyone who gives themselves AI Psychosis should just be spending more time talking to themselves and in animate objects. It would accomplish the same goals and be a lot better for the environment.

Motherfucking Newt Gingrich here we go! A man with famously great takes. Maybe Mister “I’ll make the moon the 51st state” is out of his depth here? Or maybe he’s being a little snake? Fuck this paper is a joke lmao

This is so fucking funny. Like the only good opinion George Washington ever had was political parties are a bad idea. The electoral college literally prevents Americans from voting directly for their president. For someone claiming to love the American system Medhi really shows his ass.

Who’s your favourite Jedi?(wrong answers only)

Aww baby needs a lil safe space :(

Adolf and the boys need to focus less on the Jews and more on Jew-sing the economy right guys??? Right?

as head of the brotherhood of nod, i am willing to meet with president trump

Prescient. High. Art.

[youth pastor voice] sure your bluesky account is small...but you wanna know who else only had 12 followers?

Poilievre used more than $2mil of tax payers dollars to do his “axe the tax”tour and fly all around the country being annoying for like a year and that somehow wasn’t a waste yeah okay buddy.

You know how fascism requires a smaller and smaller ingroup as it develops? Well so does neoliberalism. Palestinians, trans people, disabled people...they become acceptable losses who must be sacrificed to "save democracy." The only way to defeat fascism is to leave no one behind.

‼️ANOTHER EXTRAORDINARY DAY Dozens of thousands of records are being brutalized allover the world with the hugest margins ever seen: In 2+ centuries of climatic history there had never been anything comparable to what we are seeing these days. Wait for MANY updates coming in this insane day