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Can't take this derby seriously because i have hit a home run in this stadium

been a lot of talk about this but if you look closely you can see the exact moment chelsea gray told her that lindsey graham died

/to the tune of Band On The Run "Pain at the pump."

once again, it is clear that donald trump has not had a new or even vaguely original thought since the 1980s

Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

republican senators are

J.R. Ritchie, oh buddy,

They have to move the dead Senators quickly so Bobby Jr. doesn't try to eat them.

he actually did the meme

welcome to the Age of Diarrhea

Miami cocaine dealers tomorrow afternoon.

Never before have I been so badly curtains for zoosha-ed

i don't respect england. (looking at the timeline and finding out there is world cup soccer on) i don't respect england.

Thought Brandon wood would have 40 bombs a year

Glade Air Freshener Spray "Chicken Parmigiana" is not in stock. Try another Home Depot location.

england vs norway in miami

We are in the timeline where Taco Bell is leading the response to stop the diarrhea-causing parasite outbreak

Don't care, I'm throating that glizzy no matter what's on it

When ordering at a restaurant, politely ask the server "could this food or beverage be contaminated with feces?" If they say yes, consider ordering another item.

Never has any column been more predictable

Is he gonna record more videos for gambling addicts beforehand?

PLEASE tell me someone else saw that slow mo of that morroccan fans lips going nuts

like as in how to get rid of them?

Didn't think Mbappe could take a penalty that poorly?

Powered by Corn Pops baby

*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead

Bryce Elder and Austin Riley taking turns hitting me in the head with a sledgehammer

Yim yarvis

Looking up the rest of Riley's contract is like a seventh level of hell punishment

I've found the worst LinkedIn post of all time.

Actual drug pushers don’t work this hard to push drugs

lol

Graham Platner? More like...nah, I got nothing that guy just sucks ass

Crowd Boos After Little Boy Steals Foul Ball From Adorable 42-Year-Old Man https://theonion.com/crowd-boos-after-little-boy-steals-foul-ball-from-adorable-42-year-old-man/

The Graham Platner fiasco proves that the Democrat Party is far too tolerant of sexual predators. by Matt Gaetz, Roy Moore, Pete Hegseth, Jim Jordan, Dennis Hastert, Blake Farenthold, Trent Franks, Herman Cain, Cory Mills, Clarence Thomas, Brett Kavanaugh, and Donald J. Trump

Odysseus: Fam I ain’t been home in a minute. My aura is low key chopped. Achilles: Six seven

Katie Dippold please go to the Emmys dressed as the Babadook

no World Cup games today but I'm handling it fine, mentally. in fact, you wouldn't believe what my Zlatan Ibrahimovic puppet just said to my Alexi Lalas puppet! PUPPET ZLATAN: Zlatan angry Zlatan still have to see soccer Carrot Top on Zlatan's day off! hahaha! oh Zlatan, what won't you say!

High Pockets Kelly

is there a word for strikes that “go on for a while” against another country’s military

/rolling my eyes and stomping around like Paul Rudd in Wet Hot American Summer "Sorry I said the lying sexual assault troop shithead was 'the final and long overdue reckoning for Smoothgroin Liberalism' on X dot com."

Bubble & Squeak. Undated postcard from my collection.

Not sure you needed to be clairvoyant to see this coming!!