Murder

I wish people would stop talking about AI systems as if they were human. Quit anthropomorphizing Elon Musk.

I'm a little sick haha Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy

You've heard of Elf On A Shelf. Meet ____ In A Hoodie.

ICE defeated by SNOW

I love America which is why I want the fascists in it to be ground into the dust of history like the parasites they are.

Translation from CEO Speak: "People using a pithy and accurate term makes our very expensive product difficult to sell and we want them to stop. We also don't actually know what this product is supposed to do for people."

I always wondered about that gap in his IMDB timeline

always knew the burrito taxi industry was scummy but this is the most unfathomably evil, cartoon villain shit I’ve read in a while. jfc

A good and achievable goal for a new year is to grow an enormous glowing eyeball somewhere on your body. You're never too old to grow an enormous glowing eyeball.

"regarding tips, we're essentially doing Tip Theft 2.0. We don't "steal" them legally anymore because we got sued for that. Instead, we use predictive modeling to dynamically lower the base pay." www.reddit.com/r/confession...

Plus it's where all the "serious" journos are!

jayden you booger mom signed an executive order saying it’s my turn on the switch

This is a public service announcement:

*sliding up to you in a club bathroom* hey uh, you got any extra opiate of the masses. to share?

visionary mouse geometrician: POSTULATE— human colleague: dennis i swear to god if this is another postulate about cheese visionary mouse geometrician, sweating: this one is definitely not about cheese

It me

The wheels on the school bus go 'round & 'round. Many people are saying it.

I feel so much safer knowing that my president can answer correctly that the cow says moo.

I present the #cat semi colon (Cc @bcdreyer.social)

My understanding is that the core mechanics of a LLM means it can never be taught to be right. That's just not what an LLM does or will ever be able to do. It can only be more convincing while it is wrong, which is why they're fundamentally useless

Guys! A Sondheim rumble's about to go down!

Have actually lost weight since swapping running for stollen, explain that science

For me, 2025 will always be the year I was on a whisky distillery tour in the Inner Hebrides and put my hand in my pocket and found a balled-up straw wrapper and started playing with it and was like “wait, when did I last use a straw?” and then the straw wrapper stung me because it was a large bee

Every time someone pulls the "suspicious how many more young people are trans now" I think about how many of my trans friends just lived silently feeling broken until they came out in their 30s/40s and how many more have surely lived in that closet all their lives...

Sexy Guy Fawkes, obviously

Another great @jeffhorwitz.bsky.social investigation into Meta, this one about the company's secret playbook for deceiving and manipulating the regulators investigating its massive scam problem www.reuters.com/investigatio...

I'm opposed to land wars in Asia, personally. It's a deal breaker. I also never get into a battle of wits with a Sicilian when death is on the line. YMMV

New Year’s Eve is the perfect day to talk about language ideology: Across the English-speaking world, we are about to sing a song that nobody understands, but that most people assume is in English.

Hell yeah

Anytime these guys show up a daycare center, the managers should immediately start filming and tell them to stop behaving like pedophiles and trying to access children without their parents’ permission. Publish their photos and names

It was in Spike Lee's 25th Hour that Whitlock first introduced what would become his signature phrase, ‘Sheeeeeit,” a delivery he said he picked up from his uncle Leon. “But then, when I got on to "The Wire", I saw a couple of opportunities where I could do it. And they started writing it in.” 🙏🏾

WHOA. Part 2 of MegaLag's Honey investigation is actually up: youtu.be/wwB3FmbcC88?...

Holy shit. youtu.be/qCGT_CKGgFE?...

IT'S CALLED SPATIAL AWARENESS, PEOPLE. LEARN IT.

The next Murderbot book, Platform Decay, is also available in the Barnes & Noble preorder sale: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/platform-d... #booksky

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

Marjorie Taylor Greene still wants me and people like me dead. If you're saying you have room for her "in your tent", you're telling me *I* don't.

Y'all, @sad13.horse's Dr. Christmas IS A BOP!

Freemasonry was a real and powerful force in the 19th century, when multiple semi-secret societies were ways of bonding for powerful men and aspiring powerful men. By the second half of the 20th century it was in steep decline in the UK *except* in the police, where lodge membership remained …

And the worst part is that incompetence is what turns things that look like concentration camps into extermination camps, and we’re blindly just letting them tiptoe down that road. It is very hard, and expensive, to sort and hold people. It is far easier and cheaper to just kill them.

I think the verb you are looking for is "destroyed."

in 2026 we're doing it. we're finally calling boobs "chest nuts"

Whenever freedoms we've always had become harder to access, some people can't help themselves with "just do X instead." No, assholes. We should be trying to make life better and easier for everyone, not making it harder just because you don't think you'll be impacted by it. Fuck's sake, people!

truly surprised how much ableism i'm seeing in replies. not everyone is physically able to get to a dropbox or stand in line at the post office for a postmark. and some red states have made it illegal for anyone else to drop off your ballot.

The original 1944 mai tai, not to be confused with the inferior Royal Hawaiian and similar–style pineapple mai tais that appeared in the 1950s. #rum #tiki 1/

What if EVERYONE did this?

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