Jealous of people with good water selections, it kinda sucks in SF or at least I haven’t been able to find places with more options.

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Wow, this just occurred to me and it sucks, I bet people who live in New York City have to be somewhat aware of Timothy Chalamet‘s whereabouts whether they like it or not.

I was just joyfully rain peeping, poking my fingers between the closed horizontal shades to watch, and I saw a neighbor way across the way doing the same thing. He quickly pulled back when he saw me. He too knew it was unsightly; unmanly.

If it sounds like a computer is farting, I probably like the song open.spotify.com/track/7Eax7A...

Bro, you gotta try this stuff bro, it’s awesome. www.eventbrite.com/cc/water-tas...

I don’t actually care how the pyramids in Egypt were built, which eliminates the need to watch about 15% of the TikTok videos that are served to me

let’s get hydrated. www.eventbrite.com/cc/water-tas...

let’s get hydrated. www.eventbrite.com/cc/water-tas...

I wrote about water again. www.mensjournal.com/drink/the-se...

If I’d have known I’d be a hand model in Men’s Journal I would have moisturized before the photoshoot. alcademics.com/the-ice-book...

Away in a Waymo, no crib for a bed,

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Now I would like to read from my latest poem, “Because I am cold, everything is bad.“

If the second amendment doesn’t exist to protect us from masked armed government agents kidnapping people off the street, why does it exist at all.

I’m going to be the third wheel on a date unless some of you people sign up for my tour this weekend. Save me from entering a throuple! www.airbnb.com/experiences/...

A kerfluffle about the Gibson in 1929

Someone I had a video meeting with uses Otter dot ai and I accepted it and it invited itself to join all my future video meetings with other people without my permission

I split my Instagram account into 3 accounts: alcademics.com/splitting-up...

was that another earthquake in SF? I don’t think I’ve ever felt one in my office before.

The site where the Pisco Punch was made famous, the Bank Exchange Saloon, is now where the iconic Transamerica Pyramid stands. Learn the details of both spots on my SF Cocktail and Bar History Tour every Saturday afternoon or by appointment. www.airbnb.com/experiences/...

The site where the Pisco Punch was made famous, the Bank Exchange Saloon, is now where the iconic Transamerica Pyramid stands. Learn the details of both spots on my SF Cocktail and Bar History Tour every Saturday afternoon or by appointment. www.airbnb.com/experiences/...

quickly deleted my tweet link this morning about Anchor leaving after I realized the article sounded suspicious - turns out I was right not to trust it. anyway phew. sfstandard.com/2025/12/05/a...

barrel aged macaroni and cheese

oof my Spotify listening age is 19 ☠️☠️☠️

made a new page just for my tour alcademics.com/san-francisc...

friends! @coyotemedia.org is dropping our paywall for December so you can see what we’ve been up to even if you have none dollars. All of our posts are currently free to read. Come check us out & spread the word? www.coyotemedia.org

I was watching a 1979 kung fu movie just now (as i do) and was like "wait is this the one in which the guy goes 'i killed them with my kicks, then I cut them up after they were dead’?” and it was. couldn’t tell you what i ate for lunch yesterday though.

from 1929 during Prohibition - is it possible that all these cordials were really non-alcoholic? Fernet Branca was available in alcoholic medicinal form in the US, never heard of NA Chartreuse though, other brand-name vermouths etc too…

i stumble upon things - Did the Original Cocktail Sauce contain Angostura Bitters? alcademics.com/did-the-orig...

When I was like 12 I went to see The Sting in the movie theater by myself, assuming it was a disaster movie about a mass stinging event. It turned out to be a Robert Redford movie, but I didn’t know who that was so I kept waiting for the bees, I waited the whole movie for the bees.

demand heavy for liver cocktail

sending a copyeditor back in time to 1921

found some cocktail recipes for you, SF Chronicle, 1929

remember!

Here is something to do tomorrow afternoon at 2:30 in SF. www.airbnb.com/experiences/...

When I was like 12 I went to see The Sting in the movie theater by myself, assuming it was a disaster movie about a mass stinging event. It turned out to be a Robert Redford movie, but I didn’t know who that was so I kept waiting for the bees, I waited the whole movie for the bees.

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It’s easy enough to bring my own bag to the store and to use my own brain instead of AI most of the time. That feels like the same thing to me.

It’s easy enough to bring my own bag to the store and to use my own brain instead of AI most of the time. That feels like the same thing to me.

Last night at Omnivore Books with @davidwondrich.bsky.social

I made cards for my little history tours.

“Whatever could be causing a loneliness epidemic?” you ask the internet, sitting in a driverless car wearing headphones that you never take off in public, as an anonymous shopper makes contactless delivery of your meal kits using the keypad entry of your condo atop empty ground floor retail space

This Wednesday I'll be chatting about cocktails, comics and God knows what else with the ever-amusing @alcademics.bsky.social at the wonderful @omnivorebooks.bsky.social, San Francisco. Hope to see yinz there!

Good story. Cocktails also have been “too-mami”. Gift article: www.sfchronicle.com/food/restaur...