well struck by Mondesir! more like that please!

can't wait to see the anti-mRNA vaccine diehards forced to take a pro-breast cancer stance www.nature.com/articles/s41...

This is why I’ll never accept AI art. A whole industry just to recreate & reorder reality. Yet the beauty of human emotions don’t need enhancement. We’re doing it every day. Look at Alysa Liu's face. The JOY. Fuck off, AI. Credit to human photographers: Matthew Stockman/Getty & Christophe Ena/AP

cool how we're creating a massive humanitarian crisis in Cuba just because ... because ... hang on i'm sure someone somewhere has reported an actual reason ...

those torrent season tix are looking pretttty good right now

i like to play bathbomb roulette. pick two different colors and find out what random combination i'll be working with!

man, someone's gonna run some lab tests on those temu "steaks" and ...

nothing says "FIFA Peace Prize" like brinksmanship in the gulf!

hang on, are you telling me that my remarkably clever 1851 whaling epic/2012 hip hop cross-genre wordplay isn't bringing me instant fame and fortune? pshh! the internet can shove it up its pequod!

why do i feel like A.M-W. isn't long for this world?

gosh i bet that would have been fun to watch 😒

it's snowing

i'm old enough to remember when you could turn on your tv and watch the olympics. now i cannot (I have an antenna for my smart tv but NBC either doesn't broadcast it or they pulled the signal during the olympics)

Sir Mel-ville-Lot

"raises suspicions" yeah, and me ordering tacos "raises suspicions" that i'm going to eat salsa www.cnn.com/2026/02/18/p...

In Shrinking S3E4 Harrison Ford enters a scene singing the Indiana Jones theme. If that movie exists in the Shrinking universe then who plays Indy? I just hope @vdoozer.bsky.social circles back to make it a joke Janitor/Fugitive style!

i'm a big proponent of the courtesy wave when changing lanes, but the signal for "it's okay to come over" is flashing your lights, not honking at me, in which case no wave for you!

i don't know who is in charge of stocking my home kitchen, but when i find out who's responsible for running out of gochujang there will be hell to pay

I promise nothing complete; because any human thing supposed to be complete, must for that very reason infallibly be faulty.

this is going to lead to a "service" that routes your searches through accounts with lower price points to save you money, but then *they'll* have all of your data, which of course they'll eventually sell off with the company... [cues up circus music]

as an actual genius said to me once "anything is a sex toy if you try hard enough"

if i could make it i'd borrow my friend's shirt to take the most epic picture ever

not my original content, still funny

tee hee

”This is a world of compensations; and he who would *be* no slave, must consent to *have* no slave. Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves; and, under a just God, can not long retain it.”

Most people just tell ICE agents to go fuck themselves, they were providing the adequate resources and that's just being courteous! No good deed I guess 🤷‍♂️

my baby bar launches its very own single malt scotch this week, made in collaboration with the Isle of Raasay distillery who let us play blender with their cask samples (and had their cooperage in France break down a full size Sauternes cask to build us a 60L one)!

my prescription for you all:

"The threat has been neutralized..." on the list of things you should be able to answer clearly, "was the 'threat' just a party balloon?" feels like it should be an easy one youtu.be/8pPa4fWio_I?...

I also quoted this strip both during and after medical school

1975's Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown (appletv) is kind of a banger w/ some great writing! - Lucy causes drama then lights up at this sign a scene later - 10/10 candy heart gags - Chuck gets some revenge on Lucy - snoopy eats a bunch of chocolate! - Elizabeth Barrett Browning gets a shout

Marking myself as moderate to high risk

alternate valentines for those with different priorities

i rarely donate to campaigns and even more rarely to ones out of my area, but we all suffer because of Susan Collins's perpetual "concern" so ... donation sent!

people with USAA watch out for scam fraud calls! I just got a really advanced one, spoofed number and all, that even had me suckered into believing it for a little bit. If you get a fraud alert just hang up and call USAA directly to see if it's real.

here's a fun headline madlibs. just try to guess what the next word in the headline ka. remember, he's wackadoodle, so guess accordingly!

this is ripe for further study. i hope someone does it

ordering chicken fingers with the hard R

i often wonder how snoring survived evolution

it's green, i can say that for it

what percentage of these do you think are just hate watching the other performance?

Good. one of the first things they tought us in Officer Training was that you shouldn't follow an illegal order because "i was just following orders" is the defense of war criminals

man, that was a great halftime show! so so good! remember how our president posted a super racist meme and actively covers up an international trafficking ring? also, i should buy more vlasic kosher dill wholes, i'm running low (which is to say it's a rollercoaster in my head but also yours too)

it is rather funny watching the right fall all over themselves about Kid Rock because he's all they've got 😂

pshhh, italians get all the good kit sponsors

i love that a socially acceptable way to gauge someone will be to ask them what they thought of the halftime show

we used to be a real country