A song suggestion (in the classic british style): Alexi's a joke Alexi's a jooooke His cohosts all hate him Alexi's a joke

Unsurprising Amtrak signage fail. Giant line for boarding, no signage telling you to get your passport checked at the ticket office before getting in line. But the view of the PNW coast once you're on the train? Exquisite.

They *really* don't want you to see this. Posted, removed by reddit mods, and reposted (after "correcting" a falsely charged rule violation) 9.2 million views and over 80K upvotes between the two removed posts Not AI, not a screenshot. It's Anna Moneymaker for Getty Images. They hate reality

Better than their alternative: "Don't miss every shot fired from the goal depository!"

more like a hydration boo-reak amirite? 🥁 🐍

Melville watches the last seconds of the half:

DRC never stopped playing for the win. Never just settled for a tie. Love the heart in these lads!

"Háblame Jaime!"

Fourth quarter lads, let's see this out strong! (Ronaldo is really loathing the Messi 🎩 🪄 now 🤣)

DR CONGOOOOOOOOOOOL!

let's goooooo DR Congooooo!

38.7k likes 2,092 comments 4.8M views not "screenshots or pics where the only focus is a screen" nor AI censored by reddit mods i wonder why

if Musk gave away a million dollars every single minute of every day for the rest of this year - AND NEXT YEAR - he'd still be the richest person in the world by a margin greater than the entire net worth of Zuckerberg or Buffett!

Melville leaves you on read:

15y ago I dressed as Messi for Halloween Got a jersey, a floppy wig, and stitched a ball in an onion bag to my shoe. I would approach groups of people and, with ball firmly affixed, "dribble" through them At the time only the Latinos in my military section got the joke He's done well that Leo has

Here's a fun one that @robertsimonson.bsky.social @davidwondrich.bsky.social @alcademics.bsky.social @andrewbohrer.bsky.social (and others) are likely to enjoy: while organizing the Howard Hughes bottles I found, tucked in one of the gin boxes, a second wax top Ango from New Jersey (see alt text)!

nomnomnomnomnom

agreed. the french have probably already organized a metro strike in protest

I hear The Louvre has some open space ...

you know what has serious prank potential ... www.govdeals.com/en/asset/12/...

Melville provides a description for Trump's closest "friends":

one feels for Jacqui

their keeper turned 40 less than 2 weeks ago helluva way to celebrate!

"un punto de oro" indeed!

current global status

WELCOME TO WASHINGTON, SOCCER FANS. Get acquainted with our state via this highly accurate and mostly-to-scale map.

Melville reflects on politics:

me when a bar other than TDO has JTS Brown

Melville appreciates a lovely manly lump:

Melville revisits a bar he was a regular at ten years ago:

Australia has weathered this Turkish onslaught like a historical reference you find pithy and erudite

Melville tries to process the Knicks' win:

i was at that match. super fun but their grass excuses rang as hollow as Infantino's soul

did everyone else already realize that Netherlands (the famously below sea level country) literally means "lower lands" or ....?

Gil called me for applying that same defense last year

sports bars should implement these

impresionante indeed

Orinoco is like mexican food training wheels - you can order anything and it'll hit, safe to bring a less adventurous friend, and their buñuelo is a tasty treat to cap it off - you can still have a great time even if it's not as fast or off-road capable as a big kid bike

Reyna with a finish silkier than your mom's drawers

i wonder if Pulisic is torn between advancing in the tournament as far as possible and rescheduling his trip to Turkey ...

good. keep 'em a little hungry

we've all been there

same here (now if they just do that again 15 more times in a row ...)

the "everyone wants to be a hero" mentality setting in 2-0 is gonna bite us in the ass against better teams

i stand by this take

he may Pulisuck as a person but that run was Pulisick

i love how far away they stand from him

DR Congo coming in hot with their fits!

ah, the beautiful game