Can the next president REVERSE pardons? I feel like this is something we should try.

People saying that users prefer the bubble of BlueSky to the feral viciousness of Twitter - well...yes. In the same way I prefer a restaurant where the staff are nice and the food is good over one where they stab you with forks while serving bowls of cold piss.

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

“Thank you for your attention to this matter.” - physics professors

Life got you down? There’s a nap for that.

I just want the record to reflect that I am “radically pro transgender.” That is all

I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

No one told me how much stuff I'd turn on with my butt when I became middle aged.

36 countries X 12 votes maximum. How did they get five hundred and something points?

I feel so isolated. It sucks

I feel awful today. 3 years since my niece died and I'm not coping. :'(

too many stupid people have money; that's why I'm launching protein cigarettes

Him: Can you try not saying something weird and creepy? Me: That's cute. You ask that like I have a choice.

company: sneaks ai into every function of their software and makes it impossible to disable also company: "we're seeing record adoption from users"

for sale: hips that lie

I know Superman is supposed to be the ultimate incorruptible symbol of goodness and morality. And yet I can’t help but think that if he were pulled into our current world from the DC universe, it would only be a matter of weeks before he started yeeting motherfuckers into the sun.

"You attract what you fear.” - Oh my God, I'm so scared of $1 Billion.

don’t try to out-stupid the internet you’ll lose every time

just redistricted my balls

Bluesky winning on my feed again

The adrenaline wore off. I passed my exam but I'm wrecked. Night!

I changed the cover! No longer never an AI mess, this is now a genuine bad Photoshop job. ❤️ P.s. buy my book, but in three days so you get the new cover.

heavy is the head that wears the heavy hat 😢

Just makin' it clear for your asses. Erasing the voices of black and brown people is not "agree to disagree" territory.

I used to have so much joy going to shop for groceries, I love to cook and eat, but the fact that now its $6.99 for things that used to cost $3 only a few years ago and that this will be the CHEAPEST it will be for years is just beyond shit. I hate it here.

I have an exam in two hours and I'm so stressed I'm actually marketing myself as preference to thinking about it.

Pushing the boundaries of threads with my author advertising. So I'll try here as well: linktr.ee/tikrtank I promise I'm changing the AI cover of two pub town! It just takes a while to upload.

The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation.

oh so you like music? what’s your favorite note

You get 10 minutes in a locked room with Trump. No consequences. Enjoy thinking about it, no need to tell us, just enjoy the thoughts. 🙂

One day you're young and sexy and the next you have to do laundry after you sneeze. 😭

doctor (looking at my x-rays): “here’s the problem ma’am, you’re full of wolves”

I asked my kid if I was using 6 7 correctly and he said no because it’s automatically wrong if you’re old

Could AI do this?

Back to the simple natural order of things…….. not human arrogance based on destruction of our water,air, environment for profit…… for the 1%

Anyone know whether today is a ‘ceasefire’ day or a ‘destroy your civilisation’ day yet?

Might have to start calling Albo “Noodles” now because he’s done in 2 minutes.

going to hell but like really really slow

Listening to No Scrubs in 2026: "Hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's ride trying to holler at me" Me: carpooling. Smart!

are there any post-apocalypse books/movies/shows that dive into the first couple weeks where everybody has to slowly go off their meds?

Yep.

You’re in her DM’s. I’m in the watery grave her siren song led me to. We are NOT the same.

Filled up today

I just received my licence renewal bill in the post. This is amusing because I received my new licence three days ago in the post.

on a related note *screams*

crime AND punishment? in this economy?