babybel implies the existence of scarybel, sportybel, gingerbel and poshbel

I miss the good old days when social media was silly. I totally get why it isn't though

I love #PortfolioDay Make sure to repost and like Give em a lot of boost while you can :D

Clickbait: hundreds left without power in NZ north island. Actual headline: 88 without power. 🫣

"I torgot my wallet so I said, 'waiter put it on my bill!' Anyhow that's how I got banned."

Why does this feel like the moment Skynet went live...

Taking work calls on speakerphone in a coffee shop is a conference we didn’t RSVP to.

All of our saved skeets belong to a hoarder in a small bungalow with soft floors and 70 cats.

Calling everyone I’ve ever met to apologize

All.jokes on this account are stolen, copied, and occasionally paraphrased

Whew! My copy-paste finger is sore

Scientists combined the DNA of a cheetah and a crab! Things quickly went sideways.

Flunking out of pharmacy school must be a bitter pill to swallow.

There is an old spinster in our neighborhood that refuses to talk to anyone. She hates all of us. Her name is Miss Ann Thrope.

The rabbi went to the mosque, the imam to the cathedral and the priest to the temple. It was a clerical error!

I never took my pet rock for granite

I am not getting any royalties on my writing. I wish I had never changed my name to Anonymous.

When did I start going bald? Hmmm… I couldn’t tell you off the top of my head.

Did you hear about the woman who loved making archery supplies? Every day she went to work, she quivered with joy!

What do you call a snail that isn’t moving? Escar-stay.

Did you hear about the glass blower who accidentally inhaled? He got stomach pane.

Did you know deer can jump higher than the average house? It’s because of their strong hind legs and the fact that the average house can’t jump.

If you follow me for the puns, this is your night

Yes, drunken skeets incoming.

Also, I'm waiting for the stupid priest book to drop in New Hearthglen in World of Warcraft. I'm so bored!

Recently I've been trying to give up alcohol. But it's really hard with my chronic pain and it is the most effective pain killer I can get my hands on legally. Screw it. Raise a glass! I couldn't walk two hours ago: now I'm dancing!

I tried a push-up once but I decided I really do like lying flat on my face more.

If today’s ADHD could be the superpower kind as opposed to debilitating, that would be great.

Basically, yeah, this is true. Same thing where if you pay a musician $10 on cashapp and then pirate their entire discography, you're still paying them more than Spotify would for the same amount of music.

So, I was having a discussion about how the Victorian state elections will go this year. I don't have a clue. People hate Allen but they also hate the Liberals. Can we get a good third party going by then?

Ask your doctor if escaping to another reality is right for you

why do i keep fighting the ghosts of the past im no ghostbuster

not to brag but just stood up and didn’t hear a knee pop

the urge to go on the offense against the nazi scum

So, I made a funny named character in WoW... I am not disappointed. 😂 #WorldofWarcraft #LegionRemix

in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game

Millions of documents so far, and not a single trans person or drag performer in the Epstein Files hurting children... seems to be 100% wealthy cis white folks. Imagine that.

Mute me today if you need to but ALL Christmas pets will be liked and reposted .

If you can sell something for half price on Boxing Day when you have to pay your staff penalty rates, think of how much cheaper you could sell it on an ordinary day

Merry Christmas all!

Tomorrow would be the perfect day for Trump to stop being president

I hope your new year diet & exercise plan lasts twice as long as the last one. January 10 feels totally attainable for 2026.

Apparently Gen Z is trying to pick a fight with Gen X. Well, we destroyed your planet, I guess...

it was the worst of times, it was no seriously the fuckin worst of times

Is there a way for a whole website to have a group hug?

Why does the press always say that trump is spreading "misinformation? Why don't they call it like it is and say that the son of a bitch is lying

The shitty people are coming out of the woodwork again. Use the block, use the block…

"The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun." Ahmed al Ahmed: hold my beer

Bloody national party pollies quoted on abc ‘this is not Australia’ It’s exactly the Australia they have worked so hard to create. - increase access to guns - increase division Our community deserves so much better.

We all know Clarke's "sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic" Well we have corollary: