Absolutely bonkers statement from the SPEAKER of the US HOUSE of REPRESENTATIVES

Because I’m serious and it explains a lot when you apply it.

GitHub hits CTRL-Z, decides it will train its AI with user data after all

I keep thinking about how Trumpism isn't even pragmatic assholery, a moral tradeoff where warmongering and cruelty leads to better results for Americans. He's just smashing the lose-lose button over and over again, making our country meaner and more violent, but also poorer and worse to live in

Holy shit we might have a cure for sickle cell anemia

lol totally forgot to include the video of me chasing down a bride in her wedding dress to give her a free cone.

All of these are policies they're already supposed to be following. So why would anyone believe they'll start following them in exchange for DHS funding. I mean, come on. The proper response to "We won't deport U.S. citizens if you fund DHS" is, "Are you fucking kidding me?"

Damn, looks like it actually broke up and picked up the lake ice in this longer video.

is the strongly worded letter taking too long, like why am i awake and posting before the supposed leader of the fucking opposition party. what are we fucking doing here, man

Not sure that "refuse illegal orders" message got through tho

War is massacre of people who don't know each other for the profit of people who do know each other but don't massacre each other.

How many people around the world have to die because Becky and Walter, voters from Pennsylvania have the critical thinking skills of a turnip. I am so tired of this.

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Every single element of life is either more deadly, more expensive or more inconvenient (often all three) today than it’s been in decades & it’s purely because our robber baron overlords decided to dedicate the entirety of the US apparatus to doing barbaric & culturally suicidal white nationalism

Erin thank you for asking lmao, I am launching a pint-glass-mediated native plant education project. I just got the glasses yesterday and delivered the first 17 cases today 😅 they’re going to bars all over the city to try to reach people who would not seek at this kind of information online

Judge Goodwin: "An anonymous government is no government at all. It cannot be held accountable. A masked agent freely uses force without justifying his actions, and the public cannot name him to challenge his conduct. A regime of secret policing has no place in our society."

Calling the requirement for a judicial warrant before entering a person’s home one of the Democrats’ “new restrictions on federal immigration agents” crosses the line into outright falsehood. It’s in the Bill of Rights! A rule as old as the republic.

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Pour one out for every professional political pundit, writer, consultant whatever that has spent the last decade trying to pretend that the Trump phenomenon was about trade or opiates and not a big chunk of white america losing its mind over having a black president bsky.app/profile/kyle...

I think often of the women in the Louis CK story—how they all left comedy and never went back, but he’s still going. It’s everywhere and it’s such a loss for them and for us—for things they’ll never make that we’ll never see.

thought this was a shitpost and oh jesus

every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds

The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll

when you call Hakeem Jeffries to say you’re worried about the gestapo he is funding

(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star) Does this look like a big laser to anyone else

Retrain and reform I say as a goddamn gaslighting asshole

If the people who lied yesterday about what happened are on the news today when you knew they would lie again then you’re simply not the news

Barack Obama's whole start in politics was passing laws that started from the assumption that police could not be trusted. It guided his time in the Illinois Senate. It's hard to square who that man was with this statement. (find the other person relevant today in this story from 2003!)

He’s correct, it’s not, the party’s end game is also deporting a ton of U.S. citizens too

No. They are not.

Something that doesn't get nearly enough attention: nonrefundable application and "administrative" fees just to be considered for an apartment. I've heard from families who have spent hundreds—even thousands—of dollars on applications and are still without a home. This is legalized extortion.

Amidst the torrent of horrors, this shouldn’t go unnoticed. If you’ve ever questioned whether your phone is listening to you because it knew something you didn’t expect it to, you know how powerful the targeting systems are. And this is very much within congress’ power to stop.

Shameful shit from Tim Cook, fascist benefactor

They’re just gonna try to lie their way through it

“ICE > MN” is the clearest, most honest statement of policy we have gotten from this fascist administration about this awful endless occupation. We are the enemy. Their invading army is allowed to do whatever it wants to us. The idea that they’re here to protect us is FICTION

Honestly never thought about buying a gun to protect myself from a federal government goon squad until today.

If the US were a geopolitical rival the headlines would be like: US Secret Police Execute Second Dissident In the Streets As Militarized Occupation Enters Sixth Week

ICE has only existed since 2003. A Bush-era creation, it is a militarized federal secret police that has been imbued with the Supreme Court with the unconstitutional power to ignore the fourth amendment. Abolishing it and salting the earth where it grew is the moderate stance.

They claim the right to kill us when we annoy, inconvenience, or oppose them They know perfectly well this is the principle they're fighting for

I really can't state this enough. Federal agents have been teargassing parks and residential neighborhoods for weeks but didn't show up for a fight downtown today and look what didn't happen. Wishing absolute worst wishes to our occupying forces. GTFO of Minnesota.

the incredulous "this is bullshit, are you fucking kidding" tone here is a sign that you have turned someone into a lifelong radical against you and people like you this is a stupid tactic used by stupid people who don't have any other ideas

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We’ve been in WHO since 1948.

wish I didn’t go into six figures of debt in law school to learn this when I could have just looked around me

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