Wait, Britain has politics as well?? Christ, when will it end

Explaining class warfare to an American:

Boomers: Millennials, only you can save mother earth Millennials: omg we will do it, we will save her Boomers: no

this could be us in five years fellas… eyes on the prize

Same problem with the military-industrial complex

“You finished those DC metro stations?” “Sure thing boss, beautiful, moodily lit and oddly unsettling, just like you asked.” “What?”

Looks like the original has been swept away by the sands of time.

also the USPS should do web-hosting and email services

adding a second trepan hole to get a cross breeze going

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Me in 7th grade

thank you for all for reading but you don’t have to read to understand!

"If you seized all Elon's wealth it'd only be like $2,000 per American." Do you know what a $2,000 'Fuck Elon' stimulus check would do for people and the country economically, emotionally and morally?

Young Phil Collins has an insane amount of swagger for a guy who looks like a taller and skinnier George Costanza (complimentary)

I'm supposed to report any gift I receive from anyone remotely resembling an outside interest, even though my work is non-regulatory, but the diddler can bribe cops as long as they're the extra-racist kind Shit we can't even buy dudes retiring a nice watch because a watch is over $20

Putting the AI sparkle next to your automated spam call monitoring is not selling me that it's AI-powered, Google, especially when you've been doing this exact thing since 2022 when I first got a Pixel. This is no different than MS putting the sparkle next to their spellchecker in Word.

The age of the crossover SUV is ending, now is the time for Woke 2 to bring the sedan back

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when its 25 cent wing night

it's not FOR us

The Dow is over 50,000 dollars. Heebee is positively indexed. PKE with ads is at 40,000. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. Tubu is stocking right now. Dippy is in a ball-and-cup formation. You can probably do revolutionary market research on Weeno. Dude check out Gumpy

(Slaps roof of bus) this baby can fit so many metaphors for trauma

Idea for a new sport: american football but no bodyarmor or tackling. Instead of a field the players navigate a vast warren of underground chambers interconnected by hallways and ductwork, often finding special items that let them backtrack to previously inaccesible areas.

Joe Bidens DOJ had these files for 4 years and arrested no one

just so we are all clear, these people borrowed money to purchase an underlying real property asset with an assumption of a certain amount of income coming in from said asset? even if they are "losing money" do they still not own the asset/equity in same?

bro it's your MP. it's your MP. i can see your gauge is flashing. i know you're feeling healthy and well rested but that's a different thing. it's your MP. that's why you're posting bad. try procrastinating an important work task

it’s time for a #LunchSandwich

im telling you we could get medicare for all in exchange for putting his face on mt rushmore

it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

nintendo direct at 2PM? sounds like you should go direct from your nintendo to your fucking job

goddamnit

I am hootin and hollerin

Rotating and flipping European cities inside my Emersonian mind

I'm so close to getting to this scene in Berserk and I'm so excited to finally learn the context here

dark academia is such a funny subgenre ooouhhhhhh what if i read a book in a burgundy sweater

[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:

I remember being jealous of my friend's gamerscores on Xbox Live

Why does she look like Julia Louis-Dreyfus in Thunderbolts*

You watch it like this. This is the goal I have when at da movies

Baltimore Grand Prix but evil just dropped

(waking up and feeling the 8 degrees through the wall) 11 domestic beers would go crazy style right now

New ICE heckle just unlocked

Bluey should cuss