Me waiting for the bus omw to kick your ass

Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc

WHAT YEAR IS IT

Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."

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ICE detained a US citizen with a toddler in the backseat. ICE had to be bullied by the crowd to not do their usual MO and drive off with the man and just leave the car in the road. The crowd asked them to let the family come take the baby. Instead they drove off with the child

As Bluesky's general functionality continues to improve, there are times you may find it difficult to search for the content you need. So as a public service announcement here's the video clip you are trying to find to post when discussing the death of Dick Cheney today apnews.com/article/dick...

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“They have fun while doing it, which is deeply disturbing. We expect some level of decorum from government officials,” says Phoebe, a member of Harbor Area Peace Patrols. The full story: lataco.com/federal-immi... By Aisha Wallace-Palomares

A 61-year-old Tennessee man posted a liberal meme on Facebook after Charlie Kirk's death. A conservative sheriff had him arrested. Bail was set at $2 million. He spent nearly 40 days in jail before charges were dropped. Now he's planning to sue. Our story: www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...

is the overall goal to make the us a quarantine country or something

They're calling him the most French man in history

please post rare turing_polices

A. CARLIN: I did it. C. REICHART: Did what? A. CARLIN: The rock. D. GRAY: You did?! V. FRANKLIN: Amy!! J. VAN PELT: Aaaaaaaahahaha! www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...

This will be a long thread on yesterday police massacre in Rio. In nothern Rio de Janeiro city, there is a couple of hills called Complexo da Penha. It's Comando Vermelho("Red Command", a drug gang), or CV, territory. CV is the greatest gang in Rio, second in the whole Brazil. +

"Those men are not Smallwood Farms employees."

CEOs: Oops we got 👀 tricked into laying off half our workforce 👀 accidentally creating an industry-wide employment crisis 👀 for tech that does not and cannot even work right 👀 so we have no choice 👀 but to rehire human workers 👀 at much less pay 👀 this was unintended 👀 as we said 👀 we were tricked

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This is such an insanely good metaphor for how magic should be perceived in fiction.

Evergreen

My dad, explaining AI to my mom: “It doesn’t think. It copies stuff wrong.”

if you see this post, your actions are: - if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this - if you don't have a spare buck, just repost your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive

Accumulate. Break Speed. Accumulate. Yell. Cheer. Accumulate.

Playing FF Tactics for the first time? Here’s a tip. Go to Mandalia Plain. You’re gonna spend 5 miserable hours having all your characters power up like goku next to a terrified bird or have them throw rocks at each other until they’re max level. This is the best game ever made btw.

Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.

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SOUND ON

BIG STEPPA

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Them: “no one had pronouns in my day” A TV Character from their day:

new onion games game incominggggggg

fear of roasted food on a stick

oh no... nononononono NO NO NO NO NO

The 2026 Chunghwa Post #calendar features 12 iconic sights from the #Taiwan Scenery Postage #Stamps, an ongoing series inaugurated in 2016:

so you can have a Weedly pokemon, but you can't give it a name that has "weed" in it how dare you deny these pokemon their identity, mr nintendo

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: In A Bind

A rework of the Kabal spinning Cyrax card concept. I even added a sound chip that plays when you open the card. "I'm gonna make this quick... I love spinning time with you!"

oh hey i can justify this as a work device or something, right?

i beg to differ

y'know what? i don't think you wanna know the context

If you can't come out right now, please don't hate yourself. One day, the meaning of labels will disappear. Please love yourself as you are. The one who can cherish yourself the most is yourself. Because that is your strength and beauty. Chiitan loves you

My ratatouille rat is making me fight someone else also controlled by a ratatouille rat Me and the other guy have no beef, only the rats are enemies and we have no idea why. While punching with limbs no longer our own, we lock eyes with mutual grief and compassion, forgiving whoever kills the other