last night I fell asleep with the Zelda: Ocarina of Time shop theme stuck in my head and this morning I woke up with the same song stuck in my head so I made this

relatable

a normal country

Keep going Sam! One more post ought to do it, whatever it is you’re trying to do is working.

In case you were wondering, Polymarket had yet another spate of likely inside traders betting that the US would strike Iran by February 28. Per the due diligence investigation service Bubblemaps, the wallets used were created 24 hours earlier. The Pentagon Pizza Index has been replaced.

Operation Epstein Fury

If Trump ends up killing tens of thousands of Iranians to distract us from the Epstein files, Democrats will have blood on their hands.

lol

hate to tell you this, mickey, but

Man Iranians really deserve something better than every single party involved in this whole situation

what a crazy night for sam altman to be like "yeah we got that dept of war deal, and there's no moral concerns here"

we haven't even been properly lied to about why we're doing this

Masturbation Calendar for Men Who have Lost Erections from Masturbating Wrong

huge small penis energy

“Maybe we shouldn’t let computers kill people.”

My new shirt design is so powerful that part of it had to be redacted for the preview image roryblank.bigcartel.com

this is what they said it would be like under socialism

Joe Dante and Hideo Kojima are close seconds but no director was more right about the future of war than Barry Levinson with the 1992 box office flop Toys.

Gorillaz "The Mountain, The Moon Cave and The Sad God".

just like me frfr

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BLUESKY STOP THIS

who did this

Beast mode

counterpoint: youtu.be/K0DDY299Ly4?...

Their paths crossed at #GreenIsland, a #Taiwanese penal colony where thought prisoners grew their own food to supplement supplies ferried by boat. He admired her beauty and tenacity. She recognized his literati talents and fortitude. This is their story. wordsfromtaiwan.medium.com/portraits-of...

man, these EDC spreads are getting outta hand y'all gonna need some hammer pants for all this crap

everyone loved the tech industry's free music and friendship machines of 20-30 years ago. it's unclear what could be causing people to feel the opposite about the industry's new racism and insanity machine

old school album cover

Understandable, have a good day

you wanted a new Puyo Puyo game, you got it: a coalition of four welfare facilities have assembled a production team to produce Puyo Puyo Trainer, a version specifically optimised for folks in aged/nursing care and for use with training cognitive functions

Seeing people online trying to argue that this clip from Mobile Suit Gundam: Hathaway’s Flash isn’t political and is not inspired by real world politics at all so I will present it here with no commentary so you can come to your own conclusion

Iconic moment as he says "God Bless América" and then names every country in South, Central, and North america in order For the rest of the hemisphere, América doesn't mean the U.S. It means evveeerrybody

this is dumb but also kinda neat???//

Concentration camps: “For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh. We are all in one big room with no doors or windows. We can’t see any grass or trees. We are all constantly sick."

Former Washington Post journalists have launched a GoFundMe to help repatriate fired staff members who are effectively stranded in foreign countries. One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home. Abolish the billionaire class:

kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them

logging in

Mongolia and Haiti correctly identified that the Winter Olympics are primarily a chance to design baller cold weather uniforms

“I would rather you vote for what is morally correct,” Davidson said. “Don’t talk to me about my own morality,” DeLauro shot back. “Don’t tell your constituents what they can and can’t talk to you about,” replied Rev. Nathan Empsall. “What you are voting for is not moral.”

going to the bakery on acid like