the sitting president's face looks like 5 artlessly arranged squinting anuses already, and then he *talks*

MST3K Simpsons (seasons 3 to 8) Avatar: the Last Airbender Parks and Recreation Deadwood WKRP in Cincinnati Arcane Space Ghost: Coast to Coast Adventure Time Farscape

This may seem harsh to some readers but I believe the Supreme Court Justices should be sent to a sort of Hellraiser type of dimension

"But Dennis, why don't you like Rivers of Nihil?" Glad you asked!

$6.50 an hour for overnight kitchen staff at a gas station (Get-Go). The minimum wage at the time (2006) was $6. I got .50 cents more for overnights (10pm to 5am) It's $7.25 now, 20 years later.

I laugh way too hard when people spell it "boaner"

I AM the MSpaint wizard on the new Curta'n Wall EP, tho

On Facebook you will get banned for saying "gargle sulfuric acid in front of your kids" but people continually call me "r*t*rd" and "f*gg*t" and...hey, that's a little disheartening after a day of it!

Body neutrality is out, this summer we are aiming for war bodies, bodies that are on the offensive and aimed at our enemies

Today is a "survival is all I can think of" kind of day. Just walking with weights on until I motivate myself to clean up and sleep.

This Machine Waits Helplessly For Fascists To Die Of Old Age

The Senate passed the Voting Rights Act renewal in 2006 by a vote of 98-0. The Supreme Court majority gutted it on the grounds that the Justices personally dislike the impact.

I love everyone in this bar *hic*

What are the minimum requirements to use a porta john?

The Two Trumps

In June I'll be 36 months sober. I wonder only occasionally whether or not it's been good for me, when I know it has. It doesn't make your life better when you stop what I did. It just keeps it from getting *worse.*

A better world is not only possible, but required.

A note I found yesterday while walking in Portland.

sometimes you come across a small kitten just observing traffic as the day lulls away, and there’s a lot to be learned from that imo

This interview with the great @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social was a "wow" moment for me. Thanks, New York Times and David Marchese. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/07/m... I couldn't help noticing the question that seemed the most Times-like to me.

I'm not at "start a GoFundMe to eat" levels yet, but fuckin' hell. I fought it until I got a shutoff notice.

so somehow I owe the gas company $354.25 by the 30th and that's also when the rent is due. I hate this, man.

oh y'guys. Where'd the reading comprehension go? I need to see it SOMEplace or I'm gonna turn into a squawking bird of some kind

As Trump's dementia worsens and he becomes more erratic with his little tantrums, we're going to be treated to the sight of congressional Republicans debasing themselves more and more on television, trying to pretend that his latest grudge is very serious and very important.

Oh yeah. Favorite Cure song is on this soundtrack.

This asshole can feel himself closing in on the end of his life, so he's just breaking as much shit as he can on his way out

Democrats could win 2026 elections TODAY by saying “if they build it, in the first week of our majority we will blow it up.” Special nationwide lottery to win the chance to press the ‘blow that shit up’ button will pay for cleanup.

did GoLikeHellMachine get chased off this platform for being one the guys the shooter followed or some shit?

lol Kevin Nealon put this on Threads

Over 50% of American adults can't read above a 6th grade reading level, and this is an absolutely catastrophic civil rights crisis with implications for every facet of individual and collective life, including processing political statements by politicians, doctors, and so on

Have you ever noticed that the massive, coordinated, multi-year assault on trans rights is based on NOTHING WHATSOEVER

Pollution levels in Paris after 10 years of advancing sustainable transport.

"Because" (my finger goes for the A before the C), "pharaoh" (the second A being before the O makes no sense to me) and "silhouette" (no matter how many times I look at it, it's not spelled how it sounds)

You ever sing along to things that have no melody? (whoooooo....could imagine? that it could happen in M-M-M-M-M-M-Minnesotaaaa)

Trans people share the best stuff on Instagram

Maybe I just hit careers at their peak but I tend to like the first album of a band I like best Tom Waits - Mule Variations Dream Theater - Awake Judas Priest - Painkiller Faith No More - Angel Dust Doesn't hold true for everyone, but there are probably other examples

I know I talk nonstop about missing Hangman, but man, there really is a Toni Storm-shaped hole in that roster. I hope she's well. 🤼‍♀️

It's not often I have three albums on pre-order: - Fire-Toolz - Fires in the Distance - Imaginary Softwoods (just learned that was happening)

How is kiwifarms still a place?

Quick question why do the Dinosaurs performers look like Pavement?

I like that 15 years later, Rob Delaney is still the funny dude I had sign a book

the natural move from “bad people deserve state violence” to “victims of state violence must have been bad people.”

This is America, our mass shooters are right wing, 99.99999% of the time they have a right wing manifesto that is played down/ignored, even if stated otherwise they exist because of the conditions created by the right, suck my dick

ohhh, I hate knowing who's blocked me, why did I look

Timeline cleanse: Kota Ibushi shooting himself with a Roman candle in the chest and then moonsaulting off a car in 2017

"I can't believe you morons think this is fake"