Righteous. It'll be 0°F when I wake up for work tomorrow. I will be one of the people showing you how much snow fell over the weekend, fer sure.

I'm apprehensive mostly because I don't know what the other side of this looks like. We outnumber them and they're fucking brutish idiot cowards. I wanna know what "they will break upon us" looks like. Sooner than later.

tear it all fucking down.

Time to delete TikTok if you haven’t! They’re asking specifically for immigrant status and transgender or nonbinary status, which should make people nervous about where we are heading

It's OK to be mad.

no matter how hard Greg Bovino tries to exude rugged masculinity he always comes off like Don Knotts in a Portlandia sketch

It's a concept sketch of who would end up being Uncle Deadly from the Muppets

movie listings for dogs

National media should really be covering the fact thay every major school, museum, and arts institution in the Twin Cities, and hundreds of local businesses are closed tomorrow to protest federal occupation. Nothing like this at this scale has happened anywhere in America anytime in living memory.

If Taya Valkyrie ever smiled at me I'd get fucking knock-knees.

Apparently in Germany, the Ikea stores put pictures of adoptable pets in all of their display frames with QR codes you can use to find out where to adopt them, and now I wish every store did this.

Just a stunning crispness. Everything moved like it should. His side Russian legsweep, his 2nd-rope forearm. Note-perfect.

If you want to shout devastating but technically non-threatening things at ICE, you can say, "you look like your mom chose shitty men to be your step dads." Or "you look like your dad always had an excuse for missing your birthday."

there are always just enough democrats to give the republicans exactly what they want. it happens over and over.

RFK Jr. appointee Kirk Milhoan has just clearly stated, out loud, that he wants to experiment on the people of the United States by seeing what happens as vaccination coverage plummets and infectious diseases spread.

If you kidnap a 5 year old and send them to a prison across the country as part of your job, you should just end it all. You are subhuman and the world is a better place without you

Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato

Abolish and prosecute ICE is the minimum

Well I’m not a senator, so my powers of calling it into question are pretty much limited to writing and protest. But you could make an issue of it on the US Senate floor every legislative day.

sure. Let's just roll with it.

Maybe we should stick to a message this simple.

get in, no time to explain

Killer Croc agrees!

and Vance is a black hole of charisma, he's never actually spoken to people before. Trump only has any oratory skills because he learned talking from wrestling and being on TV. He will hemorrhage the remnants of the cult.

10 years of this shit

How THE FUCK does spell check not know "undead?" I'm furious.

what are 5 topics you can talk about unprepared for 5 minutes? 1. Simpsons trivia seasons 3-8 2. Professional wrestling from 1989 to around 2015 3. Character actors/cartoon voices 4. Comic artists from the 90s 5. Martial arts movies

“Obsessions are the only things that matter. Perversion interests me most and is my guiding darkness.” HBD, 👑 Patricia Highsmith ...🖤🖤 📷Rolf Tietgens, 1942

Not only do I hate giallo for the all the lurid blood and fake gore, every villain motivation is laughable dogshit. "Why did you stab these 7 women?" *flashback to the murderer finding out that soap bubbles pop when you touch them*

I'M OLD

imagine if it happens on tv

Opeth Blood Incantation Flummox Zeal & Ardor Between the Buried and Me

Chuck Schumer showing up to fight is exactly like that one sketch from the MTV Movie Awards where Bob Newhart played William Wallace in Braveheart.

I don't want to see memes of him or his clown show. I'm happy people are coping how they can, but I won't be experiencing levity the right way until a front-page obituary and his institutions and decisions uprooted and thrown away

Struggling to feel good, like madness is better than defeat and the unthinkable is constantly real, with my new @themountaingoats.bsky.social shirt which came Saturday

Four and a half MILLION dead children

This is the fucking limit. I had no idea that Amazon drivers AREN'T ALLOWED TO SING wat CRUSH this monopoly wtf my levels were already redlining www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...

Ball knowers going fucking bananas on the timeline, baby

Chuck Schumer showing up to fight is exactly like that one sketch from the MTV Movie Awards where Bob Newhart played William Wallace in Braveheart.

"Alberto Balsalm" is perfect music.

“He’s a big enough bully to stand up to Trump,” yeah I don’t know, I kinda feel like if a *podcaster* got him to walk back an allegedly principled stand, he won’t stand up to shit

This lead would be bigger if leadership would announce they're not funding ICE later this month and support impeachment of Kristi Noem. These aren't radical positions.

Excellent week. Though I think I still haven't decided whether or not I like Pensees Nocturnes.

oh that is FANTASTIC 🤣

Winona is SO smitten. The photoshoots for Alien: Resurrection were AMAZING for sapphics

I think people tend to forget how much leftists annoy *one another.* It's partly why we're so annoying TO THE RIGHT. It's in us to BE that annoying fucker to our friends/comrades/compatriots. It's our duty. We're annoying. To wit, this is a button from the Tank Girl official shop: