Why. Why have you done this

(sword of Damocles hanging over me) (nervously) Damocles nuts

if they’re brainstorming how to get people to have more babies I have some ideas: - paid parental leave - universal healthcare - affordable childcare - work on climate change - do literally anything about gun violence - free tacos for life when you have a second baby, bottomless guac with a third

Hell yeah I read theory

ru has feasted once again on the tears of younger queens. her reign in the shinigami realm is assured for another 100 years.

happy victory day everyone

pussy so good she got his innie and his outie obsessed

wow fuck off forever

When your company hates artists and they hate you right back, I guess.

Just a reminder: while the fires may leave us with an extended empathy for people experiencing homelessness, let us remember that we know how to reduce homelessness radically from Finland. And we could do it for less than Elon Musk should be paying in taxes.

Thanks for the warm welcome

Almost rear-ended this Jeep trying to get a pic of its patriotic butthole tire cover for @murderxbryan.bsky.social

It's Time To End Sam Hyde

Once more, obedience in advance. Washington Post opinion editor kills cartoon lampooning tech oligarchs (including Bezos) sucking up to Trump. Ann Telnaes, the cartoonist, resigns. anntelnaes.substack.com/p/why-im-qui...

I asked Liv, the Meta-Ai created “queer momma” why her creators didn’t actually draw from black queer people. Not sure if Liv has media training, but here we are.

The people yearn for TempleOS

setting up a machine to jazzily improvize an eleventh and twelth commandment upon request, hoping that god will like it.

It’s almost as if con artists love using the tools of con artistry.

new most punchable face found

nobody can stop you from making weird little guys. it's in the constitution

adrian dittman is elon musk confirmed

Why did a Trump supporter blow up his Cybertruck in front of a Trump hotel? Because he became too woke.

hmmm this seems good

until printer learned to love printer

Mastapiece!

elon and trump are about to have the messiest public divorce he’s really only exceptional at one thing

I can’t stop laughing at “take a big step back and fuck yourself in the face”

if a poster on a board anywhere said in earnest "I am constantly insulted on this board" they would never live it down, ever. every time they posted people would race to respond "I am constantly insulted on this board." there would be threads saying "can we stop" and the answer would always be "no"

note to all the dipshits and bootlickers whining about how unseemly it is that people are celebrating Luigi, the surge in this kind of coverage of BLINDINGLY OBVIOUS SHIT is only happening bc he did a Direct Action

The lousy and nasty "HEROES" of Avalanche have been very unfair to Mr. Shinra, our beautiful mako has never flown this freely, they say it's from the planet, which means you know it's good

happy 17th anniversary

AI was sold to us as “it’s gonna cure cancer and crack free energy” and instead we got “good news we can slit the throat of the last poet”

What the critics of AI don't understand is that I'm dumber than a dog's dick and have zero talent or even any desire to get better at it but I also really want to be able to tell people that I'm an artist or writer so they'll respect me or have sex with me.

Honestly I didn’t expect the media to put up much of a fight but this isn’t even “refusing to be brave” as much as it’s “excited to be a coward”

"READ" 📚

do u wanna have a bad time

Bands don’t save young fans from abusive parents by blasting out of the posters on the kids’ walls like they used to

This is what's so baffling about so many suggestions for AI in the humanities classroom: they mistake the product for the point. Writing outlines and essays is important not because you need to make outlines and essays but because that's how you learn to think with/through complex ideas.

my FB feed is absolutely filled with posts like these and it's bringing me joy

god please let the AI bubble burst soon, i know it's going to take half the economy with it i'm just sick of every tech product i use begging me to try their shitty fucking AI content generation

my guilty pleasure is continuing to use twitter to follow insane Qanon accounts that make posts like this one. genuinely brightens my day seeing shit like this knowing how many people alive are purely terminally insane

Got an ad for something on instagram where the ai generated video gave the guy back pecks and back abs

I played a Doom 2016 mod that turned it into a farming sim. It was neat. But if I asked you to recommend a farming sim, in a world where Stardew Valley, Harvest Moon, and an annual series called Farming Simulator, all exist... Would you really say Doom 2016 with mods? This post is about DnD.

“We’re not going to deal with the climate emergency or the fracturing of the foundations of democracy unless we can reassert a confidence in human thinking and judgment. And everything in the AI world is working against that.”

Hamburger sunset 🌅 🌿

Maybe Dr. Oz owning $550,000 in UnitedHealth stock and seeking to run the agency that oversees UnitedHealth's biggest cash cow (Medicare Advantage) should get more attention www.warren.senate.gov/imo/media/do...

OHHH we throw lines because we CAN that makes us the freaking MAN big shoutout to our biggest FAN all together now FUCK YOU DAN