sadly this also ends his career as an oysterman as he no longer needs to pretend to have a job

zohran mamdani city run grocery store not looking so goofy now is it

Buying a mini fridge online has quickly become the thing that will break me

I’m fucking sobbing

The guy with a Nazi tattoo, Nazi friends, and credible Rape allegations has had more chances than any actual progressive candidate. This is a fully deranged thing to post

"im rescinding my endorsement of the nazi tattoo guy. but not for the nazi tattoo, that part was fine" is such a crazy thing to have to announce to everyone. probably couldve avoided that by not fucking with a nazi tattoo guy at all in the first place ??

This is some shit that Oswald cobblepot would say if he was president

Most of the anti-trans outrage has staying power because it's fueled by the mega wealthy. People like JK Rowling and Epstein (seriously, look it up) have pumped serious amounts of money into outlets and individuals who are publicly anti-trans. Less "movement" more "hedge fund"

This is without a doubt the biggest wedding held at Madison Square Garden since Adolf Hitler’s wedding in 1938

Listen. I spent more than a decade as a theatrical technician, rigging stages, hanging lights, flying scenery, etc. The number of times I have dropped anything on a stage with performers on it is zero. The number of times I’ve dropped something that might’ve killed someone is zero. This is major.

So he's gonna advocate for all people with depression to get four months off for rehabilitation, right? And he's gonna tell RFK jr to fuck off with his quest to limit the medication that Kean is very clearly taking to be functional?

its almost like a political party, when it is on message and in unison, can sway public opinion

Never have I been more sure of my AI beliefs lmao. Everyone who can't hack it anymore loves this shit. For the laziest amongst us

Ford has rehired hundreds of senior engineers after replacing them with AI backfired and has cost the company billions of dollars. AI adoption is blamed for Ford being the most recalled automaker in the U.S. with 51 recalls covering over 11 million vehicles in the first half of 2026 alone.

If you go out door knocking to talk about your love for rich people, the cops, "the west," free enterprise, and Israel, the only people receptive to that shit will be republicans who are going to vote for republicans, so good luck with all that

Every time I walk by the DSA booth at this festival and they don’t know me I’m like “so I guess leftists don’t like podcasts about crapping and jacking off now?”

'testosterone and the bible are the new punk rock' kinda shit your youth pastor tells you while sitting backwards on a folding chair two weeks before getting shuffled off to another ministry because a 16 year old girl tempted him into the sin of lust

Massie: "I think it's ironic that we control the House, Senate, Supreme Court, and the White House, and we're yelling 'election fraud'? I mean, we won all the damn elections."

We had nothing but moderates for like 30 years and then the king of pedophiles just said all the racist shit moderates love. That's how we got here.

James Carville has not worked on a winning campaign in this country since Baby Got Back was on the charts.

It’s funny because Mamdani gets treated as an obvious terrorist sleeper cell while open allies of this guy and his movement get “my good friends across the aisle”

After seeing that clip of his dad that's been going around, it's painfully obvious that he is faking an accent. I'm not sure what accent he's faking, but he's doing a terrible job.

Everyone at this table deserves to be thrown into the ocean actually

Antisemitism is structurally necessary to Elon Musk’s politics, because he is desperate to brand himself an insurgent against the powerful elite, but as the world’s first trillionaire, he needs a definition of “elite” not rooted in wealth or corporate ownership.

CNBC's website says "CNBC is the world leader in business news and real-time financial market coverage," which apparently means "sloppy anti-scientific conspiracy theories dredged up from the bowels of social media sites infested with Nazis."

Britain about to get its seventh Prime Minister in ten years. I can’t say I’m surprised. As a people they’re often wonderful of course—very musical, for example, many charming customs, and always joking around in their quirky way—but they just don’t have the temperament for stable self-government.

THIS IS A WORLD CUP POST Iran with an unbelievable strike on Belgium! THIS IS A WORLD CUP POST

-without using AI. *cough*

A Black man with the surname Freeman scored for the USA on Juneteenth in a home World Cup match.

I heard that there are thousands and thousands of cases of Rep. Claudia Tenney drowning kittens in her kitchen sink. It happens all the time. But Rep. Claudia Tenney will tell you it doesn't happen because you can't prove it.

When Trump went to war with Iran, I watched every speech anyone in the administration gave and made a chart of every reason given for going to war "Eliminate ballistic capability" was the #1 reason given: more even than preventing Iran from getting a nuclear weapon

Suck my autistic dick, Wormfood.

No the fuck you did not

We are so separated from the food that we eat that some woman pouring 30 bags worth of Cheeto ingredients into a cup is seen as some kind of "gotcha" when in reality it's nothing. It's literally nothing. Nothing is being said here.

I do think probably the clearest and most annoying example of the Trump admin trying to portray their election as a cultural project rather than any attempt to improve public policy

I feel it’s sort of underrated the extent to which a Dem Congress and/or states could (1) absolutely destroy car dealerships as a business, and (2) this would cripple a lot of GOP state and local parties

One of the things that I think people don't understand about Netanyahu is that they think he is racist in some inscrutable or exotic Israeli way, when he is actually racist in the exact way you'd expect a guy who went to high school in the Philly suburbs in the late 1960s (as he did) to be

Not the point, but as an Army brat, I still can't figured out why Trump — who did not serve in the military — salutes during the National Anthem. Per flag code, service members and veterans salute, all others place hands on hearts. Maybe he think being Commander-in-Chief counts?

The president was seen accepting a giant sack of cash with a cartoon dollar sign on it. Some advocacy groups have argued

Once more, the point of having military guards in full dress at the White House Nitro Circus sponsored by Black Rifle Coffee Company isn’t that this all presents a coherent vision of America. It’s a show of dominance, of publicly degrading our symbols and institutions to proclaim that they own them.

Sharp thinking by the world’s most brilliant baby boys to create the biggest billboard projection opportunity in D.C. with the Kennedy Center tarp.

i created this meme like 4 years ago on twitter and it went super viral and i think i got like 20 death threats. that's how you know i was cooking with this one

Arguing that northern Ireland just wants Ireland back should disqualify you from ever speaking about foreign politics

I’m a pretty cynical person, yet I never thought I’d live to see a post-Jim Crow American political party take the position that “racist pogroms are good actually.”

This might be one of the most insane scandals in game history When Pokemon Go players scan PokeStops, theyve been unknowingly building a detailed visual model of the world which is being sold to a military contractor to build a no-GPS positioning for the new generation of unmanned killing machines

"I love that everything costs more because I'm actually hording all the wealth" is certainly something the president said